01 Enraged offense, collective forgiveness
In 1999, in Red Bank, New Jersey, USA, Catholicism WOW (Catholicism WOW!) Bishop Glick was determined to reform in order to improve the stereotype of Catholicism. He declared that he would be exempt from all crimes when he walked into the gate of the church in New Jersey during the Centennial Celebration, and made a statue of Buddy Christ, trying to make the image of Jesus friendly to the people, and to change the repressive psychology of the crucifixion of Jesus. This major reform caused great shock and chaos in society at the time, but it ultimately failed with the sacrifice of all the Catholic clergy.
Many media workers believe that this reform failed because creatures other than the human world intervened, and many video files recorded supernatural phenomena at that time. However, with the development and progress of the times and science and technology, the 1999 religious reform event was gradually forgotten in the long river of human history.
02 Jesus entrusted the dream, and sent it by air
On January 18, 2021, on the 18th day of the new year, I received a dream from Brother Jesus. He told me that after the human world has experienced the 2020 catastrophe, he will once again collectively pardon the original sins of modern people in 2021 through electronic indulgences. So I woke up in the morning and found that there were 7 extra indulgence coupons.psd dropped by Brother Jesus over the air.
In 1517, the Holy See gathered money for the construction of St. Peter's Basilica and began to issue large-scale indulgences to Germany, which became the fuse of Martin Luther's Reformation. In 2021, I became an electronic indulgence bond micro-seller because of the divine enlightenment.
03 Open>>Indulgences.psd
There are 7 types of indulgences, each with a classic image of Brother Jesus. The 7 colors represent the 7 original sins. The crimes are arrogant, jealous, anger, laziness, greed, gluttony, and lust in descending order of severity.
The name of each electronic indulgence coupon is determined according to the real name provided by the atonement person, and the denomination is determined according to the value of the atonement person for his own sins.
Brother Jesus loves the world and hopes that everyone can repent and be saved. The Lord is in our hearts, the Lord is among us, and the Lord is in the Internet. Lord bless you, bro!
04 Will bionics buy electronic indulgences?
Brother Jesus came quietly to the Internet and became a virus in my computer. I am responsible for my brother's love for the world and the sacred duty of spreading computer viruses.
On January 18, 2021, I released the circle of friends and began to spread the instructions for the collective forgiveness of Brother Jesus, and then revealed the enlightenment to a friend far away in Shanxi, China. Through terminal->modem->router->switch->router->modem->terminal, he was immediately stunned, and he definitely defined it to help me distribute.
From that day on, I went from a staunch atheist to a messenger of Brother Jesus.
05 Shocked! The illegal purpose behind the electronic indulgence...
Immediately, I aroused public outrage. They accused me of cheating in the circle of friends in the name of Brother Jesus to make huge profits. Seeing that the religious reform in 2021 is about to be ignited in my circle of friends, I must make a statement on this.
I am not Brother Jesus, nor John Tezer, nor Martin Luther. The coin clinks in the WeChat wallet, and the soul does not necessarily fly straight from purgatory to heaven. The truth is not mine, nor did I lift the cover of the statue of Brother Jesus, I am just a messenger of Brother Jesus.
Therefore, according to tradition, the funds raised by electronic indulgences will be used for the same purpose as medieval indulgences-the money will go to the church. The names and money of all the electronic redemptions will be counted in the sacred Excel table, and the money will flow to the church donation box.
Considering that the Catholicism WOW! church where Brother Jesus once lived no longer exists, what he hates most is the unhealthy competition among religious sects. Therefore, Brother Jesus loves the world, the whole world is a family, and all people are brothers. Whether it is a temple or a church, any religious group, any human being will be blessed by the brother.
May the Lord bless you, bro!
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