I just want to squirt, even if I have lost my organization.

Laurine 2021-10-22 14:30:43

I don’t want to vomit after watching the cat! It's just a bad movie!

1. I have never seen such a male protagonist who has no communication skills, planning skills, and leadership skills!

a) Landing on an alien planet, it’s not surprising to see the orangutans in charge; but when you see that there are humans on it, why didn’t you talk to them seriously at all? ? If you are not interested in Uncle Beard, you don’t have to talk about such a big-breasted girl? I think from the beginning to the end, he was just thinking about how to escape from this planet, and had no interest in asking the origin of this planet, the origin of the apes, the origin of mankind, and the reasons for the current development of this social state! As the protagonist, you don’t have to talk and communicate. As an audience, you can imagine how depressing it is. Just watching him running around, at least you can give some information to the audience to know!

b) Battle plan? ? Have it? ? ! ! Relying on the fuel detonation plan that can only knock down the opponent's leading troops is called a combat plan! ! (And it's just knocked down to the ground, pay attention, it's not dead!! Will get up and continue to fight!!) Then it is a full RP hand-to-hand battle! ! ! What kind of planning ability is this? ? Nima, I see the lives of at least a few hundred human compatriots, big and small, old and young, you just let them fight with the heavily armed orangutans irresponsibly! ! ! Isn’t it? In fact, it’s just to use them as cannon fodder and kill them. The ultimate goal is to drag them long enough to wait for the spacecraft to come down and run by yourself? ? ! !

c) Leadership! ! ! Do you have any questions! ! If you can't call everyone, you can only bow your head and say "what do you call them?" Is this what a male protagonist should do? ? How many viewers have high hopes for you, will you just eat soft food like this! !

2. Are the apes like the apes? Why do I look more and more like Monkey King speaking English? ? ! ! In particular, the heroine who can’t accept that is a strangely shaped orangutan, and it is necessary to arrange this kind of encounter between different species. This is really powerless... If the plot is changed, it is a male orangutan that landed on the earth one day. On the previous page, when encountering female humans who advocate the equality of species, how many people can accept, the male ape and the female will develop an ambiguous encounter? ? Did you kiss at the end? ? Anyway, I really can't accept it! ! If the story goes on like this, will there still be so-called bestiality plots? ? ! !

3. The big-breasted girl gave us a good interpretation of what a vase is! ! ! From the beginning to the end of the film, I did not see the role of the big breasted girl in addition to serving the eyes of the male audience, what meaning is there! ! ! Do you just stare at others when the male lead is in an intimate conversation with the orangutan female lead? ? Then I saw that I walked away with envy and hatred? What words of the dialogue she said promoted the development of the plot? If you really can't see the bestiality of the family, why don't you boldly talk and chat with the protagonist? Just stare aside? ? Staring staring staringly, do you really have the ability to stare at someone who is pregnant? ? I am waiting for the fans who are attracted by your attractive figure under the screen, how I hope you have the courage to make a move and snatch the male lead from the hands of the Ape Woman! But Nima, why are you so unbelievable? ! !

4. Theme and connotation. After spraying so many of the above, I admit that I am really very irrational. If the above words are all caused by adrenaline stimulation and secretion, then I really need to talk about the most important theme expression at the end. ............ But I still want to say! What kind of brain-dead can not understand the theme you want to express in this film? ? The brain-dead can understand it! Isn't it the narrative technique of role reversal, status reversal, and destiny reversal to illustrate the principle of "all things should be equal"? I must say that if it were not for this irony of human nature, selfishness and self-proclaimed noble theme, I would not even be able to give a "poor" evaluation of this film. This topic is indeed worthy of more discussion, more reflection, and more in-depth, because the development of human society to this point is really too selfish and disregarding all other Living creatures that exist in this world at the same time. People are often afraid of the so-called end of the world. In fact, it is not the end of the world, it is just the end of mankind. The world has never been born of life, nor will it perish because of human death. All the doomsdays are due to the fact that human beings only care about their own survival and development, and despise the simultaneous maintenance of the earth, species, and environment almost pitifully. Self-inflicted, unforgivable. It is really easy for the world to destroy your humanity, just as an evolved orangutan can enslave your humanity in turn. If the nature of selfishness still cannot get the essential revision and reflection, then no matter how advanced you are in science and technology, and think that you are more capable, you will have the same ending. You have worked hard for a long time, but there is no way out.

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  • Cristina 2022-03-22 09:01:24

    Now you can go to see the Planet of the Apes with a clear conscience. But ah, Damn you all to hell! What the hell! It's too bad. Why even remake an old-fashioned, superficial freak show? Completely wasting this cast, this is a black history for everyone on the cast list. I can watch this movie, my patience and forbearance will definitely get me to heaven.

  • Selmer 2021-10-22 14:40:09

    Tim Burton's movies never disappoint. It doesn't matter if you haven't watched the previous ones. This is a new beginning, completely overturning the past. Several leading actors such as Helena are also very good, and I recommend this movie.

Planet of the Apes quotes

  • Limbo: [Referring to the captured humans] All right, get 'em out and get 'em clean! Chop chop!

  • Sandar: Senator Nado, good evening!

    Senator Nado: [Mutters]

    Sandar: My dear, you look lovely!

    Nova: Thank you, but I'm having a bad hair day.