I didn't expect to meet a bastard as soon as I opened the door! This bastard kept talking to my customers who bought cigarettes that smoking is harmful to health, and the more he talked about it, the more excited he became. Like a madman, a bunch of people came in and listened to him holding his stinky feet. Finally, he identified me as a cancer businessman. The scene immediately lost control and they were about to circle me around. Fortunately, my dear girlfriend came at this time. The way she sprayed the fire extinguishers at these silly forks was really cool. I really love her. That bastard is a chewing gum. Salesman, salesman of Gou Ri, let me never see you again, and those silly forks that just hit the gun! I have to get bored with my girlfriend for a while. When we are bored, we don’t talk about other things and only talk about sex. What kind of men’s orgasm is easy to do, women’s orgasm is not easy to do, similar to these, there are women who are really inexperienced, she actually Because I fucked 12 women, she fucked 3 men and slapped me severely! What's the big deal. The new customer named William was really disgusting. He even played a game of "snowballing" with a woman. What is snowballing? Just after blowing the horn, then kiss, spit back the semen, hey, gross! That woman is so great, what! That woman is my girlfriend. She just said that she only slept with 3 people. Well, blowjob is not counted as going to bed. How many Xiaos did she blow? 37! A total of 37! god, god, god, I immediately drove her out of the convenience store and quickly disappeared for me!
The second guy from Landau was damn late again, which made me endure the endless long-winded mental illness. Fortunately, he forgot to take his key. See if you can think that it is now in the trash can of the convenience store. What kind of birdman is Landau? He is a birdman who is so boring to bet with a girl who can borrow a video from his video store. He is a birdman who sprays the name of a pornographic video in front of a young woman holding a little girl. What a FUCKing man this bird man should be, this bird man told me that my ex-girlfriend will get married tomorrow! I don't even know anything,
She didn't tell me at all, shit, I had a phone call with her for more than half an hour at two o'clock in the morning this morning. I was so sad! Fortunately, at this time, a madman who took out all the eggs in the convenience store to look at, diverted my attention. What is this person doing, shit, which egg is the same as the two under him? At this time, a breeder came. She told me that the lunatic was looking for the roundest eggs. It was all boring work that made these lunatics crazy, so they often masturbate animals, shit, shit, and come to this convenience store. They are all lunatics, who can’t get them out by reaching into the potato chip bucket. They clearly write the price on a piece of extra-large paper but still ask you how much they are. They say that a lunatic who can be offended by a fine washing machine is the most fascinating. What I can't bear is the crazy man in front of Landau. Landau can't wait to piss off each of my customers, shit. Fortunately, my girlfriend came back and brought me a loving lunch. We are reconciled.
The dog day is not here! It's 12 o'clock now, and that dog day hasn't come! The one who swore that he would come at 12 o'clock did not come! shit, my ball game at 2 o'clock in the afternoon was scrapped. Wait a minutes, why do you have to go to the park? Isn’t there a large open space on the roof of the convenience store? After I locked the door of the convenience store, the game started! When we were playing fiercely, a stunned customer provoke me without knowing how high it is, and threw him a club to see what his virtues are. As a result, the stunned blue hit the ball into the sewer without a few hits. Inside, this is the only damn ball, shit, I shouldn't be a substitute today!
Another lunatic customer came to the convenience store. He told me that he would get cancer when he ate fluorescent lights, and his circus friends who lived on glass did not die from cancer but were killed by a car. This lunatic wanted to borrow the convenience store. The toilet, let me provide him with pornographic magazines for free. Shit, the damn Landau told me another news that a friend of mine has passed away, god, I can’t believe it, it’s gone at such a young age, I must go to the funeral, what? The funeral is today! Landau guarded the shop for me. He didn't want to. What qualifications did he not want to do? My friend died and had a half-cent relationship with him? ! He doesn't want to miss the social feast of this quarter. There's really no way he can do it, my fucking can only lock the convenience store again!
Damn Landau threw me to death, and he has a perverted habit of collecting death cards. I am really ashamed to have a friend like him. When it came to the moment of silence for the deceased, this Landau couldn't hold on for a few minutes. He had to go to the car to listen to the radio, or the province was ashamed of me. I took out the key and left it to him. Landau is a dog day. I didn't even receive it! shit, the key bounced into the coffin, shit, shit, bounced into the skirt of my deceased friend, did he not have a long hand? Why do you have to pop the key into the coffin! ? Why do I have to pop into the skirt of my deceased friend lying in the coffin! ? Landao will block me in front of Lao Tzu first, and then go back and take care of you. I have to get the key out. Damn, how can this key be so difficult to get? It's clearly fallen in the group. Where did you go? Come out quickly. , After coming out, her parents are here, Landau, can't I let you stand it? Didn't you hear them scold me for pervert? Uncles and aunts, listen to my explanation, I...her...her parents are crazy and beat me desperately, like a beast. What can I do, I can only hold my head with my hands, it’s a little bit like Landao Righteousness, not only did not slip away halfway, but also stopped my deceased friend's father, not only stopped my deceased friend's father, but also knocked down the coffin. What? Shit, Landau of Gou Ri, is he playing me? My friends of the dead fell out of the coffin! shit, I shouldn't be here as a substitute today!
This damn Landau drove my car again to borrow the video tape, what did he do? Video store salesperson! It’s really fucking unreliable. If I knew that he bought a little girl cigarettes and killed me, I wouldn’t lend him a car, and I was fined 500 yuan. A good 500 yuan would be lost. Birdman, who claims to be a muscular man, still irritates me at this time, saying that my body is out of shape! Don't be stunned in front of me, okay? shit, still show affection in front of me, go, go, this shop does not welcome you, and there are brain-disabled girls who go to see a handsome guy!
My ex-girlfriend came to see me. Of course, I was not polite to her. She is going to get married and will be a bride soon. So happy, but does it have anything to do with me? Do I know you? I don’t know how you get married. See how she accepts the move. Shit. I didn’t expect her attitude to be so good. I didn’t find out before. I knew the truth of the matter. She was not married, but forced to marry. What a successful silly marriage, it was all forced by her mother, and most importantly, she wanted to reconcile with me, god, this is definitely good news!
I'm so excited, I can go on a date with her again, I think it must be a wonderful night, baby, I'll go home and tidy up, wait patiently for me for a while, my movements are fast? no, I’ve been out for an hour, and my ex-girlfriend kept saying strange things. He also said that he had just had a shot in the toilet with me. Didn’t he have a fever? I have never been to the toilet, and there is no one in the toilet! Shit, it's the old bird who asked me for pornographic magazines. The heart attack that this old bird saw had a heart attack. My ex-girlfriend just had a shot with the dead!
There are two more crazy men who buy drugs at my door every day. They even educate me and make me cherish my current girlfriend, saying that the woman who can give her boyfriend lunch is extinct. They are right, I really don’t. I should go hook up with that ridiculous ex-girlfriend. I want to cherish my current girlfriend. Shit, it's Landau again, and it's this dog day. He was so innocent. He told my girlfriend that I was going to run away with my ex-girlfriend. The consequences were of course serious. My girlfriend went to the convenience store and broke with me! Landau, I swear that I will strangle him to death today. If I don’t strangle him to death, it’s hard to quell my hatred. It was he who made me fined 500 yuan by the birdman of the tax bureau, and he made me have to A customer wiped his buttocks. He let me be kicked out for offending the deceased. Most importantly, he ruined my relationship! Ruined my love!
Shit, Landau, a birdman, even counterattacked. Is he qualified to counterattack? Shit, he actually said that it was all my responsibility. It was me who closed the door to play hockey, it was me who closed the door to attend the memorial service, and it was also me who recovered his ex-girlfriend. Shit
Landau, a lunatic, did not expect that he would not only be crazy, but also Understand that little truth.
I shouldn't be a substitute today! shit, how good it is to sleep at home, it's doing a lot of mess right now. Hey, life is really good.
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