You shouldn't be here today!

Robb 2021-10-22 14:30:38

Ran Dao: "You are just as natural as squirting dung in your mouth. You don't have the courage to face it, just go on being so depressed? You shouldn't be here today. No one is forcing you to come by yourself. Just leave you here. Can’t do it? You can do these tasks even with horse mules. You are too hard. Anyone can do it. You just indulge in making it so great, making it seem like it is. It’s important, my goodness! You work in a convenience store, and it’s terrible. I also work at a video store. It’s also terrible. We just like to be pretentious. In fact, people come in to buy newspapers or cigarettes. We look down on them as if we are superior, if Our superiors are still fucking here!"

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Extended Reading
  • Eunice 2021-10-22 14:40:02

    The black-and-white interior scenes like "Coffee and Cigarette" by Jamusch + a lot of dialogue collision, the words of Woody Allen, the bad luck of Martin Siscos's "Midnight Watch", and the humorous jokes are wave after wave.

  • Briana 2022-04-23 07:01:27

    Worthy of the title of CULT classics, according to statistics, there have been hundreds of fucks? Incredibly observant and self-deprecating, no wonder it's Seth Rogen's favorite film. I want a good friend like Randel too.

Clerks quotes

  • Dante Hicks: Yeah, I mean aside from the cheating, we were a great couple. I mean that's what high school was about, algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity.

  • Dante Hicks: You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!

    Veronica Loughran: Because I never HAD sex with him.

    Dante Hicks: You sucked his dick!

    Veronica Loughran: We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.

    Dante Hicks: Oh my God, WHY did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?

    Veronica Loughran: Because I DID only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.

    Dante Hicks: Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!

    Veronica Loughran: I'm sorry, Dante, I thought you understood!

    Dante Hicks: I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!

    Veronica Loughran: Please calm down.

    Dante Hicks: How many?

    Veronica Loughran: Dante...

    Dante Hicks: How many dicks have you sucked?

    Veronica Loughran: Let it go!

    Dante Hicks: How many?

    Veronica Loughran: All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you fucked!

    Dante Hicks: This is different, this is important. How many?

    [long pause as customer buys something]

    Dante Hicks: Well?

    Veronica Loughran: Something like... 36.

    Dante Hicks: What? Something like 36?

    Veronica Loughran: Lower your voice.

    Dante Hicks: Wait, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?

    Veronica Loughran: Ummm... 37.

    Dante Hicks: I'm 37?