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Clerk: I hope you feel good.
Customer: Why am I so good?
Clerk: The coolest thing is to point out the flaws of others, right?
Clerk: How about Catlin?
Constable: Psychological trauma, it takes years of treatment. My question is, how did she think of having sex with a dead person?
Clerk: She thought it was me.
Officer: What kind of convenience store is this?
Clerk A: My life is a puddle of shit. If you don't mind, I want to get depressed.
Clerk B: Those are all bullshit. Do you know the cause of the problem? It is that you do not have the ability to improve your life.
Clerk A: Fuck you.
Clerk B: Really buddy, you curse life for treating you unfairly, but never take responsibility for your own situation. What responsibility? You hate these people, this job, and the fact that you come to work on rest days, why don't you resign...
Clerk A: It's easy to say.
Clerk B: It's that easy. Just get up and quit. There are other jobs with better pay. You can at least do one of the jobs. What's stopping you?
Clerk A: Don't bother me.
Clerk B: Actually you are very comfortable, right? All these complaints have actually become your convenient life. Any attempt to change it will destroy the miserable world you have created. .
Clerk A: As if you were very moisturized.
Clerk B: I'm satisfied with the status quo, but it's you who chirp all day long.
Clerk A: The ability to simplify complex things is awesome.
Clerk B: Am I right?
Clerk A: Great mistake, what happened today ruined my chance to be together with Katrin. Katrin and I can't be together anymore, it's impossible.
Clerk B: Your sentimentality is as natural as spraying manure in your mouth.
Clerk A: What do you want me to say? "Yes, what you said is true", things will not change.
Clerk B: Then let them change.
Clerk A: I can't! Okay? God, don't bother me. I can't change my life like that. If I can, I will do it, but I don't have the ability to risk giving up this comfortable environment. To pursue better development.
Clerk B: Who do you blindfold? You can.
Clerk A: God! I can not.
Clerk B: So because you didn't have the guts to face the change, just go on so depressed?
Clerk A: Do you know what is the real tragedy in all this? I shouldn't be here today! (Worked overtime on rest days)
Clerk B: Oh, fuck you, fuck you buddy! Oh my God, when it comes to this, I want to shirk responsibility again. Am I the root of all your tragedies? You don’t want to think about who closed the door to play hockey and who closed the door to attend the memorial service? Who wants to get back his ex-girlfriend? Don't even talk about what you think of your current girlfriend? Who do you want to blame, blame yourself!
Clerk A: I shouldn't be here today!
Clerk B: Like a sister-in-law Xianglin. No one sent you here, you came by yourself, do you think you are shouldering the responsibility of the whole world? Dante doesn't turn the earth without you? God, even monkeys can do work, you are too hard. Anyone who can do our job is just like indulging in making it great. Make it seem critical, God, you work in a convenience store.
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