Except for the latent homosexual part, I guessed it

Jamey 2021-10-22 14:30:38

[Wrestling!]
(Oooooh! The What DID U do that for?)

The If you OUT DID not Wanna Go with Me, Why DID not you say the Just SO?
INSTEAD See you pussyfoot around and behind that of SLUT and the Back My!
You do not want to follow I just talk about it on a date, why are you holding back? Also secretly fooling around with that slut behind me!

(wat ru talking abt?!)
What are you talking about? !

[Fall!] You've been talking to her on the phone for weeks!
How many weeks have you been on the phone with her!

(it was only a few times~~!)
Only a few times~ !

Then you pull that shit this morning, freaking out because I've gone down on a couple of guys
.

(oh~ a couple?!!)
Ha, how many? !

[落!] I'm not the one trying to patch up with my ex, sneaking around behind your back!
If you think 37 dicks are a lot , then you just wait and see, mister. I'm going to put the hookers in Times Square to shame with all the guys I go down on now!
I have not been associated also back in front of her boyfriend Sneaking at you! You think there are 37 JBs, right? Then wait and see! I'm going to blow it until the chickens on Times Square are ashamed! !


(will u let me explain~?)
Listen to me explain~

Explain what?! How you've been waiting until the time was right and then you would dump me for her?!
Explain a fart! Explain how you waited until the time was right to kick me to find her? !

(it isn't like that!) It isn't like that
!

[Wrestling !!!] Damn right, IT IS not like that! Because the I by Will not the let IT BE like that.
By You want your of SLUT and? Fine, at The IS of SLUT and Yours.
Intuit his mother right! it's not like that! I won't let you do that! Do you want that bitch? Okay, the bitch is yours!

(I don't want Caitlin~!)
I don't want her~

You don't even know what you want! But I won't be here holding your hand and waiting for you to get back bored! I tried it, Dante. I have encouraged you to get rid of this mess and go back to school, live your life well, and have some goals. I have also transferred schools, thinking that maybe you will be more willing to go back to school with me. Everyone says this step is stupid, but I don't care because I love you. That bitch has kicked you for so many years, and you still act like that, I want to see you get rid of it.




As a result, now you still want to roll back to her so that she can continue to ruin you, right? !


(I don't wanna go back..)
我没想回去..

Of course not! Not now!! You're caught, and now you're trying to snake out and doing what you wanted to do.
Well, I won't let you. I want you to follow through this, just so you can find out what an fucking idiot you are.
And when she dumps you again, and I promise you, that (?) she will, when she dumps you AT the I want to Laugh Again you right in your face, the Just SO you the Realize that you banks of the Gave up the What's Our Relationship for.
the I'm Glad that the Just Randal HAD at The Balls to Tell Me Operating since you could not.
Of course it is not, of course, now Say no! ! I found out that I wanted to bugger, and it was the same afterwards. I tell you, no way! I hope you stick to it so that you can see how fucking idiot you are!
Wait until she kicks you again, and I will pack a ticket and she will. When she kicks you again, I have to laugh in front of you. You are stupid, so that you can understand what you have ruined our relationship in exchange for!
I'm so glad Lando dared to tell me this, because you don't have enough seeds!

(Randal?!
) Lando? !

And having him tell me that was just the weakest move ever. You're spineless
. You are really spineless.

(Veronica, I love you~!!!)
Veronica, I love you!

Oh, fuck you!!!
Oh, go to your uncle! ! !

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Of course the more fun is that she confessed that he was The 37th paragraph.

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Extended Reading
  • Myron 2021-10-22 14:40:02

    The second half is quite interesting

  • Garth 2022-04-22 07:01:04

    It's a talk-snap-type film, the animation in the middle is good, the acting is average, and the plot is very trivial, so I can't give 5 stars

Clerks quotes

  • Randal Graves: This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.

  • Randal Graves: You know what the real problem here is?

    Dante Hicks: I was born.

    Randal Graves: You should shit or get off the pot.

    Dante Hicks: I should shit or get off the pot?

    Randal Graves: Yeah, you should shit or get off the pot.

    Dante Hicks: What are you talking about?

    Randal Graves: I'm talking about this thing you have, this inability to improve your situation in life.

    Dante Hicks: Fuck you.