Now joined KFC Deluxe Lunch

Laverna 2021-11-25 08:01:28

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This film tells the story of Matt Damon's potatoes becoming refined, but now they have joined the KFC luxury lunch.

After Matt Damon left Mars, people launched Martian pilgrims to prepare to bring Martian soil and potatoes grown by Matt Damon back to Earth. The Martian pilgrim deviated from the course after being hit by a meteorite, and Lori Adam (Ryan Reynolds) of the International Space Station grabbed it with a unicorn arm.

The space station received this courier from Mars, I have to say that the Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai package is simply weak. By the way, netizens in Tibet and Xinjiang were crying in the toilet. After all, Interstellar Express has begun to operate, and each time they shop online, they pay more than people in other regions.

When everyone felt complacent that the Martian soil samples were intact, they didn't realize that what they seized was a timed explosive, which was also the beginning of destruction.

Hugh, one of the six astronauts (Arian Bakery), can’t wait to study the creatures in the soil. It seems that people who wear glasses are indeed more educated, at least they are at the level of beasts. Even he thinks he is so smart that he shouldn't be called "Xiu", it seems more appropriate to call "Yixiu". However, it is not necessarily a good thing that the upper body is too developed. After all, it affects the development of the lower body and leads to hemiplegia. It is precisely because he can't use the lower body to think, that he can use the upper body to think for a long time to train a super powerful brain.

Although Hugh has hair, her hairline is touching. If the hair is less, and the lower body is paralyzed, it would be a bit like X called a beast. Unexpectedly, X called Beast actually met Deadpool in the movie in this way.

Hugh found that the soil sample was a single-celled organism with thick cell walls and long (ciliary) hairs, so it looked like this in the eyes of other cells:

Hugh also created a culture environment for single-celled organisms and played a physical cultivation game, which is equivalent to a more advanced "Happy Ranch". I have to say that you astronauts can really play it.

Then Lori Adam and others had a live chat with the ground, called Luochao for short. In Times Square, elementary school students started a question-and-answer session with Commander Grove Gina on the space station.

Student #1 Allen: "Is it green?"

Commander: "Boy, you are so sensitive to green at a young age. I am very worried about your future. Tell auntie quietly, did you see anything on your parents?"

Student No. 2 Mary: "Will you bring aliens back to Earth?"

Commander: "Buy a ticket yourself and go to the cinema. I won't be spoiled here."

Student No. 3 Laila: "How do you go to the toilet?"

Xiao (played by Zhen Hirota): "In fact, the space station is the gospel of constipation patients, because we can confidently say: I really don't have constipation, it is because there is no gravity!"

Student No. 4, Dominic, said that their Calvin Elementary School was selected by a lottery among 11,000 schools to ask questions on behalf of the ground and the space station. So they hope to name Martian creatures after "Calvin".

Xiao appeared, Dominic also appeared, and before the release of "Fast and Furious 8", the director played a big game of chess.

The commander adopted his opinion and said: "The International Space Station is the most expensive house in the world, costing more than 200 billion U.S. dollars."

This scene happened to be seen by Wang Sicong and immediately said: "Dad, he..."

Wang Jianlin: "Buy, buy, buy!"

News headlines the next day: Wang Jianlin sold 33 billion US dollars of property and bought the International Space Station, with a debt of 167 billion US dollars. He surpassed himself from China’s richest man to become the world’s worst loser, and achieved a small goal of 1670X6.9 at one time.

Later, Xiao witnessed the whole process of his wife giving birth on earth. Hugh was very unconvinced about this, he also wanted to compete, and decided to recognize Martian creatures as godsons, so he liked to be a father.

As a result, when Hugh touched Calvin, Calvin thought that Hugh was going to do something shameful to him, so he abolished Hugh's right hand, that is, his girlfriend who had been with him for the rest of his life.

Hugh just recognized a godson, and the godson abolished his girlfriend. His heart was almost broken: "Have you treated your mother like this?"

Hugh was paralyzed in both legs before, and his right hand was abolished, leaving only two limbs. But everyone didn’t take it seriously. After all, Lori Adam has a super self-healing ability. David Jordan (Jack Gyllenhaal) can travel through time and space infinitely. If it’s not possible, you can find his good friends. Help, after all, Batman's greatest enemy.

Lori Adam decided to kill Calvin to avoid future troubles. So he took the incinerator and sprayed it at Calvin. Man, you are playing with fire!

Calvin was scorched by Lori Adam, adhering to the concept of "integrity appointment", personally demonstrated "only enters your body, not your life", so he got into Lori Adam's body. Lori Adam was bleed instantly, and his injuries were serious.

Calvin escaped from the space station and cut off the space station’s WiFi, which prevented everyone from contacting the ground.

North (played by Rebecca Ferguson) intends to repair the WiFi outside the space station, but happens to meet Calvin. In desperation, he took the rope and jumped down, trying to get rid of Calvin.

Calvin: "You jump, I jump."

Calvin persisted in his shadow and continued to attach to North. God restored the plot from twenty years ago, except that the man who died last time was a woman, this time it was a woman; the last time it was in the sea, this time it was in the (silver) river.

Coincidentally, the heroine in "Awakening of the Alien" is named North, and the heroine in "Titanic" is named Rose.

The refrigeration system of North’s spacesuit was destroyed by Calvin, causing a lot of water to flow. Calvin tied North again and played SM with her. In the end, North drowned because of too much water.

Just when everyone didn't know where Calvin had gone, Hugh was so frightened that he sat on the ground.

Then they found Calvin on Hugh's lap. Calvin also said: "I can play with this leg for a year."

The hemiplegic Xio said: "I'm not all well for half of my body."

Calvin hadn't played with Xiu's legs long before Xiu felt his body was hollowed out and died angrily.

Calvin ate his whole leg to replenish a little energy, and pursued Xiao. As a Japanese, Xiao, of course, is not allowed to be dated by anyone other than himself, not to mention that the other person is still an alien. Just when he was about to open the door to let Calvin out, at a critical moment, the super fast hand speed he had trained for thirty years as a single didn't work. Calvin arrived in time and said, "Don't go, fight until dawn!" Success and Xiao fit together. The Japanese was eventually sunk by aliens who weren't him.

Only the commander and David Jordan are still alive. David Jordan decided to sacrifice the ego and dedicate the greater ego, to take Calvin to outer space and let the commander return to the earth to slightly reduce the ratio of men to women on the earth. It can add a little chance to leave the single for the majority of bachelors.

In the end, Calvin controlled David Jordan's space capsule and came to the earth, and the commander also sat away from the earth and went to outer space. They both sat upside down. I've only heard of the reverse on the bus, the reverse on the subway, and at most, the reverse on the train. As for the spacecraft, it should be the first case in human history. They are destined to survive forever.

David Jordan came to the earth with Calvin. He repeatedly said "No" to the local residents. However, the residents thought that the other party called themselves "low", and could not wait to open the hatch and squash him.

At this moment, they saw Calvin. Seeing that Calvin was seriously injured, he immediately started to treat him. They put Calvin into a bottle and added ginseng, wolfberry, rehmannia glutinosa... and ten kilograms of white wine. Under the guidance of the Michelin three-star chef "Bei Ye", Calvin has now joined the KFC luxury lunch. Pui also gave Calvin the highest evaluation in food critics, "chicken flavor, bang and crunchy".

(No) Easter egg: Lori Adam is not dead, but unfortunately suffers from cancer. He drove the space capsule back to Earth, and later voluntarily joined the "X Weapon Project" and was transformed into a mutant with super self-healing ability, code-named Deadpool.

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The film is inspired by "Alien" and the theme is similar to "Alien". It is a story of a group of astronauts encountering monsters in a closed space like a spaceship/space station. Most of the space movies give people a feeling of depth and fear, and the fact that they are attacked by beasts in a small space makes people shudder.

It is worth mentioning that the film's starring Ryan Reynolds once starred in "Buried Alive", which is also a story that is confined in a closed space. Only one person leaves the country, which is a huge subversion of the genre.

Horror movies are roughly divided into two types. One is the visual horror, which scares the audience through strange-looking ghosts, and is usually accompanied by thrilling music. In fact, you will find that the sound is not scary at all after turning off the sound. It even seems to be watching a comedy. "A surprise" is also a tactic used by directors. Pay attention whenever the movie is quiet, because ghosts suddenly appear on the screen at any time.

Personally, I feel that this kind of horror film that uses visual effects to create a horror atmosphere is slightly low-end, while high-end horror films use a detailed and terrifying plot and superb shooting techniques to create a horror atmosphere.

I was more impressed by a ghost story I saw many years ago. It was about a group of people going mountain climbing, and the hostess stayed in the tent. After everyone came back, they said that the heroine's boyfriend was unfortunately killed. However, after a while, her boyfriend came back covered in blood, saying that everyone except him was unfortunately killed. In other words, the heroine is not clear who is a human and who is a ghost.

Although it is a very old-fashioned ghost story, the horror effect is not diminished at all. To be honest, I shuddered when I typed this text.

In other words, high-end horror is not necessarily a weird and hideous ghost, but it can make your back chill and create a psychological shadow.

"Awakening of the Alien" also adopted this technique. Of course, this film is not a horror film in the strict sense, at best it can be considered a science fiction thriller. There are very few "surprise" clips in the whole film, and most of them use some very high-end techniques.

For example, everyone found Calvin on Hugh’s lap, and Hugh was unaware of the paralysis of his lower body before, and it felt terrible to think about it; another example is that the commander who originally planned to return to Earth in the finale flew into the depths of space due to a system failure. David Jordan, who originally planned to fly to the depths of space, came to Earth. What’s more terrifying is that the locals also opened his hatch. It’s hard to imagine what Calvin, who draws a lot of marine nutrients, will eventually look like. .

Speaking of which I still like this "end of the world" ending, this ending is very anti-"routine", after all, there are too many movies that everyone likes. The "Alien" series of the same theme will not be annihilated. There will always be one person left to return to the earth to inform the news, so as to justify sending another group of people to die.

The film uses an open ending, but it is very likely that Calvin will kill all the people on earth. Knowing that the humans in the movie may be extinct, I don’t know why I’m still a little excited.

At the same time, the film is also very in-depth, which arouses the audience's thinking about alien creatures. Calvin has very different impressions of aliens from people in many sci-fi movies. It is similar to the argument that "the beginning of man is evil by nature". It also shows that aliens may not necessarily be friendly, and they are likely to be ruthless. of.

This is reminiscent of the "Dark Forest" rule in the "Three-Body" series of novels. From this point of view, the interpretation of this film is very large, and it is not limited to "monsters".

Of course, the film also has many flaws. First of all, there are too many "coincidences" that push a group of protagonists to death. The exhaust pipes in the laboratory can only be closed one by one. The transmitter of the space station "coincidentally" causes everyone to be unable to contact the earth. They also "actually" need to be repaired outside the space station. "Just so" I met Calvin...

In addition, I have to say that these 6 astronauts are not smart enough. They "smartly" made 6 different mistakes, which created the perfect opportunity for Calvin to kill himself.

However, under the circumstances at the time, no matter how smart people are, it is inevitable that they are in a hurry. And it is normal for science fiction films to have loopholes, after all, it is a fictional story in itself.

Strictly speaking, science and education films cannot be completely rigorous. After all, people's understanding of science may not be correct. For example, Pluto was first designated as one of the nine planets, then it was later considered not to be a planet, and then it returned to the ranks of the nine planets. In other words, the science and education films related to Pluto for so many years have scientific errors.

So there is no complete rigorous film, even science and education films can hardly do this. In general, the film is not concealed, and it is a masterpiece of science fiction thrillers.

In the end, I said that it was fortunate that Calvin finally landed in Asia. If it was caught by Bey, it might not survive that night.

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