Even more terrifying than the twilight of the beauty is the twilight of the hero.

Glenna 2022-01-25 08:06:46

The Lan Bo classmate of the year has now become a middle-aged uncle, and then a "First Blood 4" is released. I guess the people who can still watch this movie are nostalgic people. When I was still in middle school, I watched "First Blood" in the cinema (not surprisingly, the film was introduced as an American anti-war film in China, and it was shown on a large scale in the country), and then it was in the video room. The two remaining sequels are filled in. According to the ranking in my mind, these three films are naturally inferior to one. Classmate Stallone was awarded an Oscar for Best Screenplay by "Rocky", and then the facial nerve palsy was completely expressionless, and he used "First Blood" to pretend to be a tough guy in Hollywood for many years. (Student Stallone used to mix up in Woody Allen’s "Banana Republic", playing a little gangster who bullied Woody Allen in the subway, without even a single line.) This film is for Stallone. It is said that nature is of great significance, so he, who is more than 60 years old, finally came out of the mountain again! Poor movie fans like me back then, now they all become middle-aged strange uncles.

[Mutters privately, is it blame the uncle for lavishly spending the pension? When the uncle was the most beautiful of the year, it is of course not necessary to mention the private jet. Once at a banquet, it was strange that the uncle was actually sitting in a carriage pulled by four blonde beauties! ]

"Rambo 4" and the first three naturally can not be compared in the same breath, the entire film is only 87 minutes to scrape together enough positives for 80 minutes. This kind of story is naturally lacklustre. Basically, the middle-aged uncle Lan Bo continues to play cool in Southeast Asia, and then meets a group of the United States Peace Corps. One of them makes the middle-aged uncle strange. This group of Peace Corps guys were so impatient that they wanted to go to Burma (another terrorist country in the eyes of the Americans, in which there are homicides), they were forced to go back to plan XXOO one by the bad guys. A hundred times. Then Uncle Lan Bo and a bunch of mercenaries went to save the Peace Corps, and the rest was simple, that is, killing! kill! ! kill! ! !

Because the story is so simple, in order to be worthy of our nostalgic middle-aged movie fans, I blamed Uncle Lan Bo for nothing nonsense, so I went straight to it. As soon as Lan Bo shot it, it is estimated that if I watched it in the movie theater, the nostalgic middle-aged audience underneath would have to be a ghost crying wolf howling-the uncle is so handsome! Although the old face is pleated, but the prestige of the archer is still there! [Remember how Lanbo used bow and arrow in First Blood 2? ]

After Uncle Lan Bo took the gun, there was a bloody storm on the screen. This film must be R-rated in the United States, because it is too violent-the word "flesh and blood" used in this film is not a rhetorical technique at all, it is almost more meaningful than realism. After 30 minutes, all the dead were either directly headshot or blown off by artillery shells, and more often were torn into several sections directly by large-caliber machine guns. If you don’t move the gun, it’s even more terrifying. Beheading, chopping arms and having diarrhea is full of tricks. It is estimated that the little students and girls are definitely not good at this. Although Quentin is also the master of sprinkling dog blood everywhere, he is playing a cult movie. Artistic youths, no matter how they must pay attention to the sentiment, and the direct and naked comparison of the strange uncle Lan Bo is too literary.

Corresponding to this "very violent" must be "very yellow", but I will not talk about the specifics, now the wind is tight. But the classmates who come here will be disappointed, because the story happened in Myanmar, and it is estimated that the one who can make this mouth is not of my ethnicity.

A large number of 12.7mm caliber firearms are used in the film. Of course, heavy machine guns are of this caliber, and even sniper rifles are of this caliber. Blessed are those with heavy tastes! If a 12.7mm caliber bullet hits the human body, it is not a problem of a hole-basically it breaks directly when hitting the limbs, and it turns into a cloud of blood when hitting the head, and it clicks twice when hitting the body! In the final battle between good and evil, Uncle Lan Bo swept the bad guys with a heavy machine gun. That scene can only be said to be hell on earth!

At the end, Uncle Guai finally returned to the countryside, still wearing that M65, but already had a belly. Seeing that this posture Lan Bo is officially retired, I hope that he will not become a monster and even jump out to kill him-your old man has already made too many lives in this life, so leave some for other screen heroes.

["First Blood" also has a novel of the same name. I only found out when I was reading the novel. It turns out that Lan Bo is a mixture of white and Indian. His Indian ancestry seems to be Navajo, so he is so good at using bows and arrows. . ]

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