1) Misunderstanding (misunderstanding) the literal meaning of the word Take the word/words literally
a. "Don't worry, they have the (pilot) instrument" – the next act is the four playing (musical) instrument in the cockpit
b. "Do you want (the seat) smoking or non-smoking? – Smoking. She then handed to him a hot and smoking ticket
c. “Turn on the auto pilot mode” – a human figure-like airbag got inflated and took over as the pilot , and his name is Otto
d. “What would you like to read?” – “Something light?” – “What about this leaflet about Jewish sport stars? (There is also a mockery here)
e. “Please be in crash position” (ie, “brace for impact”) – and passengers present various post-crash scenes
f. “… Roger” – (The guy by the name Roger) “Ugh?”; “… over” – (The guy by the name Oveur) "Ugh?"
g. "I cannot fly a four-engine commercial flight, I've only flew single-engine military flights. They are different things, altogether" – two stewardesses all together "I cannot fly a four-engine commercial flight , I've only flew single-engine military flights. They are different things"
h. “…surely” – “…and, don't call me Shirley again”
i. “Would you like to make a donation (to the church of religious consciousness)?" – "No, we gave it at the office"
j. "Captain Oveur, I've got a message for you from the Mayo clinic …Captain, I've got Mr. Hamm on the line" – "OK, give me Hamm on five, hold the Mayo"
2) What do you mean by the chicken and the duck?
a. "We need to get her to a hospital" – "A hospital? What is that (with reference to her condition)?" – "It's a building full of patients"
b. "How soon can we land?" – "I don't know" – "Well, can't you take an educated guess?" – "Maybe in another two hours?" – "You can't take a guess in another two hours?"
c. "What do you make of it (a printout of weather report)? –"Me? I can make a hat, a borsch, a ___"
3) The brain is absent?
a. The airport staff is there When commanding the airplane to pull in, I pointed the flashing stick in another direction to answer the colleague’s question "Where is...", and then the airplane really pulled in that direction and entered the waiting hall
4) God turn
a The off-line staff slowly picks up the robe outside the elder wife’s bursting pajamas – "Oh, that's a terribly piece of clothes, ugh..." and then left with a look of disgust
b. "Would you put all your metal belongings on this plate?" – The man took out the key and used the metal prosthetic leg.
5) Communication disorder
a. The old man in the bar was stabbed in the back when he was dancing. Painfully wanted to signal the hostess to help him, but the host thought it was. The new dance step, followed by the dance is very high-in the end, the uncle is naturally tossing to death (what is this dance called?)
b. The stewardess's little fresh singing suddenly made a big move to pull out the little girl's infusion tube, and the little girl suffered all kinds of pains She gestured to her mother, but her mother was so drunk in the music, thinking that the little girl just couldn’t help but sway along – the little girl is so beautiful!
6) Simple and crude representations
a. Israel airlines: planes with Muslim beard
b. "We've got a little situation, it's a little hot" – It was a button "a little hot" flashing red
c. "If… then shit hits the fan" – In the next scene, in the control tower of the airport, a shit hit the desktop fan
d. "'I've got a very healthy heart ready for the surgery" – The heart in the plate began to bounce wildly in the next second, forcibly Entry
e. There is a column at the airport kiosk called Whacking Material (ie, porno literature with no other purpose than to be used in assisting masturbation), and the magazine that the captain picked up is Modern Sperm...sperm...
7) Is it so capricious?
a. The broadcast said "Captain Oveur, the white courtesy phone" and the captain picked up the red one at random, and "No, the white phone..." came from the microphone.
8) Pay tribute to other classics?
a. The Doctor lied to the plane while his nose grew longer and longer
9) Conflict
a. The boy reading “Nun's life”, the nun reading “boy's life”
b. The little (white) boy who is very familiar with the road goes on a girl – "I just happen to pass by, and thought you might want to have some coffee? Do you want some cream?", girl – "No, I like it black – just like my man"
10) Exaggeration
a. "You'll probably be bored by now (by my story)" – She killed herself
b. Pilot's wife got woke up during sleep by the phone: "we know you must be really worried about your husband..." Then the aunty turned on the light in confusion, and the barrage said, "Got 50 cents, there is a man sleeping next to her"-The camera is swept, and next to... is a horse... Wild horse, a grassland grows on its head"
c. "I'll be back in a minute" – The taxi driver pressed down the meter, then bought a ticket and left, and the camera cut back to the taxi midway. At that time, the meter had already reached more than 10,000 knives.
11) Another sort of exaggeration: Repeat, parallel to
a. The male protagonist forcibly recalled the killing. The result: The old lady hanged herself, the imperial army cut her belly, and the Muslims chose gasoline to burn themselves.
b. Requesting donations in the name of religion and charity in public places: "We'd like you to accept this little flower from the church of religious consciousness, would you like to make a donation?"), scientology (Scientology) , Buddhism (Buddhism), etc., and then Genera Kramer beat them violently while on the way
c. A female passenger was very panic after knowing that the plane was out of the way, and the flight attendant shook her crazy "you'll have to hold yourself together"; enthusiastic passenger "I'll take care of her for you" and then shook her crazy "you'll have to hold yourself together" and then slapped her slap; the next enthusiastic passenger repeats this series of actions; camera one Sweep, the enthusiastic passengers have lined up in a long queue
. In 2, the above plot is replaced by a geeky girl saying "I'm probably sounding forward to you, but I'm gonna say it anyway. I don't think we will pull this through, but I've never been with a man before…" The man next to him chose light out in the next second, and then three hundred words were omitted here; then the girl began to repeat the above confession to another man, Then the plot repeats; then the enthusiastic passengers lined up in a long queue; then the last one is-a donkey; then the girl smokes a cigarette afterwards...
12) Official spit?
a. "Get back to your seat" indicator light is on-everyone ignores the indicator-"like we said, get back to your seat"
13) Open your eyes and tell nonsense?
a. After taking a look at the hostess, the old grandmother calmly said "____ breasts (forgot the specific words, in short, praise the big breasts)"-it is clear that the hostess is a super airport
14) Stealing the post?
a. The overhead luggage compartment of an airplane is the same as that of a train, without a cover; when the little lovers are separated, the sister reluctantly chases the airplane like a train – naturally the door of the airplane is also open at this time (taxiing); "I need some air"-Everyone was blown up and messed up in the second window opened
15) With background sound
a. Throwing hats and coats-"Xiu~"
b. Alpha base on Mars automatic door opening and closing (2)-Manual dubbing "Sxu~"
16) English continuous reading
a. Striker (2) – Strike her
17) Crazy stealing background, narration
a. Airport narration: "The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping at the red zone" – “The red lane is for loading and unloading passengers only…” – “No, the white lane is for loading and unloading…” – ”You were only saying that because you want me to go get an abortion”
b. Two members of Girl's scout who seem to be pretending to be men came in at the bar with a disagreement. From the moment the male protagonist walked into the bar to the successful hook-up between the male protagonist and the female protagonist, they kept fighting in the background
18) Others
a. Speaking a different language, or spoofing black English
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