"Police Story" classic lines

Leif 2022-03-19 09:01:09

Ka Kui Ka Ku... Enough... Ka Ku...

1.

——The superior told us not to shoot indiscriminately and to ensure the safety of the citizens.

——Did the superiors tell the criminals not to shoot indiscriminately!

2.

This is not my fault alone, it all depends on the careful planning and leadership from above. x2

3.

The superior said that Jiaju's performance this time has revitalized our policeman's prestige and decided to make him popular.

4.

——If you want to live a long life without disaster, it is best not to be a police officer.

——Hey, you said your words, can you print it on the admission poster?

5.

While you are in charge of witness protection, the government pays you another $32 per day. This number has been set a long time ago, and it has not been changed until now, so it is not enough to post it myself.

6.

You can now say goodbye, or goodbye. Say one more word, and even you will be arrested!

7.

- I don't need your protection, follower!

--What did you say? There were four prosecution witnesses last year, as you put it, and the result...

——How is it, they are all dead? Are you trying to scare me?

—You're right, they're all fine, and you have the right to say so.

8.

I don't care that much, how much salary do I get, do you tell me to take my life to blog, I might as well be a mercenary!

9.

Even if she sent flowers to apologize to me, I wouldn't care about her!

When I go to work, I have to explain it to my boss, and I have to explain it to the suspect when I catch a suspect. I get tired of explaining it!

I'm just a policeman now. If I was lucky enough to be a movie star and had the chance to kiss a female star every minute, she wouldn't have to be hanged three times a day.

If I protect men, won't you think I'm gay?

You should know that I'm bragging. Which quarrel didn't I call to beg you?

10.

- Oops, what are you doing?

- I didn't do anything.

——Oh, it hurts so much to stab me~

-Hey, it's about to break, it's about to break...don't sit down...it's about to break...

- What is this, so ugly? Throw it away!

- what threw it, this is my baby.

——Ah, ah, ah, you got everyone wet~

- Let me wipe it for you.

- Hahahaha, it's so itchy, don't do it. It's not that, it's this~

- here?

- Don't be so hard, so rude. Sitting on the sofa is so uncomfortable, why don't you go to bed?

--what? OK, go to bed...

-Then where do I sleep?

-Sleep in my bed.

--how about you?

-Sleep next to you.

——You use this method to protect witnesses, I like it~

11.

The women are strange, and one is the best.

12.

——Then there are at least two or three buses passing by, and there may be as many as seven or eight at most, but you said that there is only one, is it still a lie?

- Haven't you waited for the bus that leaves every half an hour?

13.

If you think you can jump as a person, jump and see! ?

14.

Boss, are you afraid of beautiful girls? Hong Kong has beauty pageants every year.

15.

——If something happens, usually nothing happens, then you call...

- Called you on the radio.

- My home!

- Didn't you say patrolling?

——Oh, the patrol will pass by my house too!

16.

- Do I have a grudge with the family horse? I just don't want people outside to think that we police officers have selfish intentions to protect our own people, and we can't handle things fairly!

——I think you have this kind of scruples, so you are more strict with yourself than the gangsters!

17.

Now is not the era of Bao Qingtian, everything has to be evidenced! x2

18.

While I was fighting with people, he was in the office thinking about who to eat with. We fought to get the man back, he just thought about the program. I couldn't sue Zhu Tao, so I came up with a bad idea and asked me to protect the female witness, how simple!

He just moved his mouth, we are going to go hard!

You are stepping on the shoulders of your subordinates to upgrade. Have you ever thought about it for your subordinates? To kill a subordinate, you only need to write a report and bow three times. We are also born by grandma. Without our subordinates charging into battle, how could you be qualified to sit in such a large office!

Don't mind me, my life is mine, I'm measured.

I believe in each of you, but I cannot rely on you.

Don't push me!

19.

- Even if you don't cooperate, I dare not shoot.

——This is not very good. If it is not so, I want to help you and don’t know how to help. As soon as I go back, I will want you immediately.

20.

law? The law only punishes those who do not have the money to hire a lawyer!

twenty one.

You police officers are getting more and more outrageous. You are holding sharp weapons in public in an attempt to harm innocent citizens! As a police officer, you actually know the law and break the law. Now, on behalf of my client, I will sue you for illegal detention, intimidation and beating of good citizens, and intentional bodily harm to others. I'm going to report to the judiciary that you intend to obstruct justice and create riots in public places!

twenty two.

- You have to help me with this report.

--what?

- Let's write together.

--I did not see anything.

twenty three.

Ka Kui Ka Ku... Enough... Ka Ku...

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Police Story quotes

  • Kevin Chan Ka Kui: [after being assigned to protect her from Koo's men, Kevin tries to persuade Selina to go home after she's been released from jail] Miss Fong, it's much too dangerous out here. Please go home.

    Selina Fong: I'll do what I want.

    Kevin Chan Ka Kui: Miss Fong, it's for your own safety.

    Selina Fong: [annoyed] Look, I don't need your protection, so get lost! Leave me alone!

    Kevin Chan Ka Kui: Are you sure? Do you know what happened to four other witnesses who said that?

    Selina Fong: [sarcastically] What? Somebody shot em? Don't try to scare me. So go on... what happened?

    Kevin Chan Ka Kui: Uh... nothing happened to them. They're all doing fine. But something could happen.

    Selina Fong: I hate you. Ya big jerk.

  • Supt. Raymond Li: Don't be a cop if you want to live to 100

    Inspector Bill Wong: You want this line on the recruitment poster?