(Note: This article definitely has spoilers, so please read it down carefully!!!)
The male pig's feet went to the bar for a drink, and suddenly he didn't know why he was going to send a telegram. There were two mysterious people, male number 3 and male number 4. When they saw the male pig's feet coming out, they forced him into a car.
The male pig's feet said a lot of mentally handicapped things, and once suddenly rushed to the car door and tried to escape, but the car was locked.
They went to Tang Seng's house and let the male pig's feet stay in the study obediently.
But when the male pig's feet stayed in the study, he was not behaved at all, and he kept flipping things. The male pig's feet saw from the window that male number 3 and male number 4 were playing golf, and then ran to the big house.
At this time, the male No. 2 Tang Seng arrived in the study and insisted that his (male pig's feet) was called Monkey King.
The male pig's foot said: "I am a male pig's foot, not Monkey King! Also, I don't have a golden hoop!" Tang Seng thought he was worried that he was chanting the Knuckles Curse, so he poured him a full glass of bourbon.
These guys are too mentally retarded! Want to kill the male pig's feet and put him in the car to cause car crash! It is better to kill him directly with a gun, so that it is convenient and will not be discovered by people.
And it won't let the male pig's feet escape! The male pig's feet woke up and pushed the driver out of the car, and then drove the car away by himself.
But Male No. 3 and Male No. 4 have a car, and they drove to chase the male pig's feet.
The male pig's feet were driven drunk and even the police were chasing him, so the male pig's feet opened very quickly.
But the male pig's feet was finally caught. The police found out that he was driving drunk, and then the police even worsened the situation and found out that the car was stolen.
Then, the male pig's feet told the police about his experience just now, but the police didn't believe it at all!
The male pig's feet had to call his mother to ask her to hire a lawyer and ask her to come and help.
Whether the police believe it or not, they still have to investigate! So on the second day, the police went to Tang Seng's house to investigate.
Emphasize one point: Tang Seng was not at home on the day of the investigation.
The male pig's feet said, "It overflowed a lot on the sofa when he poured the wine." Then he went to the sofa and found it unscathed.
The male pig's feet said again: "In that bookcase is the wine that the guy used to get me drunk." I opened it and took a look. There were only books and no wine in it.
The housekeeper also ran out and said, "He was very drunk before he came that day." He obviously hadn't drunk in the bar at the time.
In the end, he had to rely on his mother to successfully escape from prison.
The male pig's feet just turned to the information about Monkey King when he was rumbling in the study of Tang Seng's home. He knew that Monkey King lived in a certain room of the Plaza Hotel. He wanted to investigate this worrying thing.
He and his mother went to find a phone call, called the front desk and asked them to connect to Monkey King, but the front desk said, "The Monkey King hasn't answered the phone for two days. He was out and didn't say when to come back."
Helpless, the male pig's feet asked his mother if he could help him steal the key to this room. His mother said: "It's ridiculous!" The male pig's feet tempted her with money, and in the end... it seems that no one can resist the temptation of money!
Even if his mother can't stand the temptation of money, he still scolds the male pig's feet while walking, saying that he steals the car, drove drunk, deceived the judge, and then broke into the private house! Shameless! ? ! ?
The male pig's feet ignored her and continued to browse Monkey King's house.
The male pig's feet pressed the button inside, let the cleaner into the room, and then began to go through Monkey King's house.
The male pig's feet learned in Monkey King's room that Tang Seng was going to the United Nations Building for a meeting. It was also discovered that Monkey King had hair loss, and the toilet was full of monkey hair!
The cleaner came in, so the male pig's feet had the following conversation with her:
Cleaner: "You are looking for me, right? Mr. Monkey King."
Male pig's feet: "You call me Monkey King?"
Cleaner: "You are in his room, of course it is Monkey King!"
Male pig's feet: "When was the last time you saw me?"
Cleaner: "Just now. I ran into yours while cleaning the hallway a few minutes ago."
After the cleaner left, another clothes delivery person came and saw Monkey King for the first time.
Male pig's feet knows: no one has seen Monkey King.
The phone in the room rang suddenly, and the male pig's feet answered, it was Tang Seng.
Tang Seng: "Hello, Monkey King."
Male pig's feet: "I am not called Monkey King!"
Tang Seng: "You were in his room and you answered his phone. You still have reason to say that you are not?!"
The phone was hung up, and the male pig's feet called the front desk again and asked where the call came from. The front desk said it was calling from the lobby.
The male pig's feet thought: The situation is not good! They might be here soon! So the male pig's feet quickly took his mother and left.
The male pig's feet went to the United Nations Building alone, wanting to talk to Tang Seng. However, the unexpected is below! ! ! ! ! !
Male No. 3 and Male No. 4 followed the male pig’s heel to the United Nations Building, while Male No. 4 followed the male pig’s foot upstairs.
The male pig's feet found Tang Seng, but he found that Tang Seng was fatter.
After talking with him for a while, the male pig's feet realized that this Tang monk was actually named Tang Sen.
See it, this is the result of letting someone with a bad spelling build a house for you. So you have to study hard when you are young, and you won't suffer when you grow up.
However, the unexpected thing everyone was looking forward to happened at this time: Male No. 4 put on his gloves and suddenly came over with a knife to kill Townsend.
I understand that male No. 4 put on gloves to kill because he didn't want the police to find his fingerprints, but the mentally retarded male pig's feet was so retarded that he drew the knife in the past, and then took a picture with the knife.
Take a look! Male pig's feet did not study well when he was a child, and became a mentally retarded stupid when he grew up, and he became a murderer because of his mental retardation. This tells us a big truth:
Male pig's feet can only escape.
At this time, the CIA is in a meeting. I wanted to tell you what meeting they were holding, but in order to ensure that those who haven't watched it yet are suspenseful, I won't say it.
In order to escape, the male pig's feet had to take a train to Chicago.
On the train, the male pig's feet met the big beautiful female pig's feet.
The female pig's feet help the male pig's feet to hide from the police, and also help him order food.
The female pig script came to know that the male pig's foot was a wanted murderer, but because he looked good, he didn't report him in the end.
In the evening, the two of them began to "exchange saliva."
After getting off the train on the second day, the male pig's feet put on makeup and helped the female pig's feet with their luggage.
Suddenly someone ran out from behind and said, "Someone took my clothes! I think he looks a bit like the murderer in the newspaper." The security guard immediately went to check everyone who helped others with their luggage.
The male pig's feet immediately left and shaved, and no one noticed them.
The female pig's knuckle listened to the male pig's knuckle and went to call Monkey King and asked him when he could meet with the male pig's knuckle.
The female pig’s feet tell the male pig’s feet: "You have to take a bus, not a taxi, so that you can know that you are alone."
The male pig's feet came to a place somewhat similar to the Gobi Desert. He waited for a long time before he waited for someone. He talked to him like this:
Male pig's feet: "It's hot!"
The man: "I have seen worse weather."
Male pig's feet: "Are you here waiting for anyone?"
Man: "Wait for the bus."
Male pig's feet: "Oh"
Man: "The drivers of these'Fart Machines' can make a fortune as long as they live a long time!"
Male pig's feet: "So you are not called Monkey King?"
Man: "No! Huh?"
Male pig's feet: "What's wrong?"
Man: "That plane'farts' in a landless place"
Man: "The car is coming."
The man just left.
The plane flew over, and the male pig's feet lay on the ground in fright.
The male pig's feet hid in the ditch. The plane flew over and fired two machine guns.
The male pig's feet hid in the corn field, and the plane farted inside.
I have to say that the fart from this plane is really thick!
No matter how the male pig's feet hide, the plane can always find him.
Finally a car has arrived! It is a tanker truck.
The male pig's feet ran to the front of the car and waved, but the car only blew its horn.
The car almost hit a male pig's foot, but fortunately, the male pig's foot fell to the bottom of the car in time.
The plane flew unsteadily, and as a result, it was too late to dodge a fuel tank that crashed into the tanker truck and exploded on the spot.
A few more cars drove over, and everyone in the car got out of the car to watch the scene. The male pig's feet secretly stole the car and drove away.
The male pig's feet returned to the Plaza Hotel, wanting to see if Monkey King was back.
Who knows, Monkey King checked out at 7 o'clock in the morning.
The male pig's feet was disappointed. Just about to leave, I suddenly saw someone: female pig's feet.
The male pig's feet and the female pig's feet came to her room together, and they were arguing in the room whether they should be separated immediately or after dinner together.
The male pig's feet have won the war of words, and they will be separated after dinner. But the female pig's feet said that he had to wash his suit and let the male pig's feet take a bath.
In fact, the female pig's feet slip away when the male pig's feet are bathed. However, the male pig's feet are just pretending to take a bath. He drew marks with a pencil on the match he gave the female pig’s feet, and the male pig’s feet knew where she was going:
This is how the male pig's feet came to the auction house.
The male pig's foot knows: The female pig's foot is actually Tang Sen's mistress! Also, the salesman called that Townsend called Vanden, so he was actually named Vanden.
The male pig's foot thought: This female pig's foot is really a sinister woman! When I just wanted to leave, all Fanden's people around would grab the male pig's feet.
Suddenly, the male pig's feet felt that it was still safe in prison, so he rioted at the auction and beat the salesman, which was successfully taken away by the police. No, it was successfully separated from Vanden!
An old man next to him saw this scene and hurried to call.
Why can't things be the same as you think? When the male pig's feet didn't want to go to jail, the police just wanted him to go to jail, and now he wanted to go to jail, the police didn't let him go to jail!
When the police car arrived at the airport, the old man just came over and picked up the male pig's feet.
The old man said he was a professor at the CIA. The grandfather also explained something about Monkey King. He said: "The Monkey King is just a person faked by the CIA to perform the mission. In fact, the Tang monk, the Monkey King, are all characters in Journey to the West, and they don't exist!"
Also, the female pig's feet are actually agents of the CIA.
Everything became clear, and the male pig's feet went to Mount Rushmore with the professor.
The male pig's feet again saw female pig's feet and Vanden in the restaurant. Because the male pig's foot said something to make the female pig's foot angry, the female pig's foot took out a gun and killed him on the spot, and ran away in a car by herself.
The male pig's feet were transported away, but halfway through the transport, the car stopped again. It turned out that this was a play arranged by the professor. The female pig's feet also came. Originally, the male pig's feet wanted to exchange saliva with the female pig's feet, but the professor asked the male pig's feet to continue to help him.
The male pig's feet was punched by the driver when he didn't want to.
The male pig's feet woke up again in the hospital. He said he wanted to drink, asked the professor to pour the wine, and then jumped out of the window.
The male pig's feet went to the nearby Vanden's hut to look for the female pig's feet, and wanted to take her away.
The female pig's feet are about to board the plane, and the female pig's feet are preparing in the room.
And Fanden is chatting with male No. 3:
Fanden said, "Did you not see that the female pig's feet killed the person who scolded him?" Male No.4 took out the gun used by the female pig's feet to hit the male pig's feet and shot Vanden with an empty bag. bomb! This time the identity of the female pig's feet is exposed! So the two of them started planning how to kill the female pig's feet. They also said that the evidence of their crime was in the statue bought at the auction.
The male pig's feet sneaked into the house, wrote on the matchbox, and threw it to the female pig's feet.
The female pig's feet was shocked when she saw it, and found an excuse to go back to the room.
The male pig's feet reminded her not to get on the plane.
After the female pig's feet left, the male pig's feet were also ready to leave. He walked to the stairs and walked carefully to the bottom of the stairs, but the housekeeper still saw him through the surveillance.
It took 5 minutes for the male pig's foot to be watched before it was discovered that the gun that the female butler used to make him was the one without bullets. The female pig's feet snatched the statue. The male pig's feet came over in a car.
The female pig's feet got into the car. The male pig's feet drove and drove to the foot of the mountain, only to find that the road was blocked.
The male pig's feet and female pig's feet had to climb the mountain, and then climb the presidential statue.
The male pig's feet kicked Vanden down the mountain first, and then he was almost kicked down the mountain by the male number 3. Fortunately, the professor arrived in time with the CIA and killed the male number 3.
After the male pig's feet and the female pig's feet went down the mountain, they took the train back to New York, and exchanged saliva with peace of mind!
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