Mediocrely Fun Movie

Abbie 2022-03-25 09:01:06

I once played a mobile shooting game on my phone with friends. I was terrible at it. I didn't know where to look, what to do or how to do anything! Still, it was a game for teams. So at the end I won, thanks to my amazing teammates, but I was still confused of the game, how the rules worked and how I was supposed to play. Well, bird box is just like that game. I had fun watching it, but it confused me and left me with more questions than feelings of accomplishments. Don't you agree? The only touching scene is where the mother tires to pick one of the kids to look so that the other two would survive the rapid currents. The most ridiculous part is how the mother names the children at the end. WTH, man! Five years, you manage to call your kids boy and girl just so that you guys can have a supposedly touching moment at the end of the movie?!I don't buy it.

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Bird Box quotes

  • Malorie: Listen to me, we're going on a trip now, it's going to be rough. If you hear something in the woods, you tell me. if you hear something in the water, you tell me. But under no circumstances are you allowed to take off your blindfold.

  • Malorie: Please don't take my children!