Don’t blow the "Aquaman" that is simmering indiscriminately, it is still a short "Avatar" from "Lord of the Rings"

Jerald 2022-03-24 09:01:14

"Aquaman" is beautiful. But good-looking, not necessarily, like it.

For example, 100 pounds a pack of coffee and 100 yuan a pack of coffee are actually good, but because of the huge price gap, you can only agree that 100 pounds of coffee is equally good. But maybe from the bottom of my heart, 100 pounds of coffee, maybe because of the taste or taste, you don't like it very much. "Aquaman" relies on arrogant special effects to keep most people silent in front of the story.

For the sake of money, you really don't need to be too serious! In front of a pure special effects movie like "Aquaman", you can't think. Thinking is a contempt of Neptune and an insult to yourself. It is enough to be excited all the way, or to fuck all the way.

It's like the hot pot that Chongqing people love to eat. It smells particularly good, and it's unhealthy to eat it. But if someone scolds hot pot, Chongqing people will immediately come out and angrily: if you don't eat it, the fruit person will crawl away. "Aquaman" is like a hot pot in Chongqing. The strong butter flavor masks the original taste of all ingredients. Whether it is "tasty" has become an important criterion for judging the taste of hot pot. "Taste" refers to the pungency of chili, the thickness of butter, and whether the hemp of pepper destroys the original flavor of the ingredients, so that a big pot of different ingredients has only one "hot pot flavor". In "Aquaman", you can see elements of different movie genres crazily pieced together and grafted under the name of special effects.

At the beginning of the love movie of Neptune’s parents, then the youth film of Neptune’s growth, the prodigal son turned around and began to fight monsters and upgrades, action movies began to exert strength, and occasionally Wen Ziren’s thriller routines appeared.

The genre elements in "Aquaman" continue to spread with the growth of Aquaman. Each part is a prominent display of a film type. The highly acclaimed Underwater Battle of the Trench Kingdom is the gameplay of zombie films, on the land of Sicily. The Great War is a parkour hunt in the style of a spy movie. The film mixes a certain core and form of Norse mythology and European fairy tales. It has a typical "competition between fellow" type of psychology and literary origin. It also mixes with the mystery of the legend about Atlantis and the vulgar jokes of modern soap operas. .

In the first act of Aquaman’s debut, the submarine rescue is a spy movie, the bar photo is a soap opera, Mera emerges from the sea with Norse mythology and Greek tragedy temperament, the final frenzy raid reveals everything, the special effects are ultimately above all else, forcing the series I have taken everything up and summed up everything.

This is the arrogance of "hot pot flavor" and the one-dimensional core of "Aquaman". All the seemingly absurdities have been submerged by the "Spicy Hot Pot" technique of "Sea King". The purpose of the film is clear and the execution is firm. It is to use the rushing passion and ubiquitous hormones to hit your nerves and paralyze your reason.

As long as the butter is thick enough, the temperature is high enough, and the peppers are red enough, you can be less particular about the choice of ingredients.

If you look closely, when rationality begins to recover, and when the original memory of the movie begins to return to its soul, you will find the boring and aesthetic fatigue of "Aquaman". The characters and plots of "Aquaman" are strong settings that cannot be thought of. Aquaman is a natural king, and his logical oppression of physics and physiology even exceeds that of DC's other big coffee Superman. In this regard, Batman is too pitiful.

Aquaman's recklessness, rudeness, and ignorance are all heroic lace. At the beginning, she was disliked by Mera, but when she touched her hand, she captured Hai Empress’s heart. This is not tempting, it should be Huaxin.

Heavenly helpers, anyone can dissatisfied, anyway, do what they disagree, anyway, the winner must be the chosen son of heaven, love and career double harvest is only a matter of time. Every step of "Aquaman" is suspected of scribbling, such as a contest with top sea beasts, which is clearly at a disadvantage, but it is recognized by the special skills that can talk to the creatures of the sea. It turns out that it is not force to obtain the artifact, but intelligence, the younger brother of the sea king. There are so many high-tech, but I don't know how to develop a communication software to win the king's fork.

You see, the Sea King, who is not as powerful as his younger brother in terms of force and intelligence, relied on his fate, and finally the prince got revenge and the prodigal son turned back. These scribbles and perfunctions are combined together, with the setting mode of modern games, so that the audience loses the patience to entangle the details in the face of the breathless pleasure of passing the level and the introduction of the final goal. The special effects of the previous paragraph have not been digested, the next paragraph The war is on again, wait for me to slow down.

Wen Ziren, don’t give the audience room to think, the connection between the war and the war, relying on the exploration of "Indiana Jones" and the gag of Hollywood soap operas to kill time, and finally watching the complete movie, Fat Brother can only remember his favorite Trench Zombie movie One scene, the others are blurred. The trick of splicing is easy to go to the other extreme. Because of the memory curve, "Aquaman" will be "assimilated", "dissolved", and "disappeared" by those classic genre films after a period of time. I will not remember the end of "Aquaman" Prawns and crabs, sharks and horses battle,

I can only recall the rushing horns in the third part of "Lord of the Rings".

The king responded with a hundred responses, and the king returned.

I won’t remember those deep-sea drag boats in Aquaman,

I can only recall the first part of "Star Wars Episode 1", a young Skywalker piloting a spaceship,

With different talents, all kinds of small situations have ups and downs. For the first time, he sticks to the older queen.

I won’t remember the grotesqueness of Atlantis in "Aquaman",

I will never forget the shock when I first saw the 3D "Avatar" world, the last call, those nerve-like tentacles,

Theology and science, religion and reason are fused and collided in the film, and the beauty is messy and sturdy enough to be beyond doubt.

That is the film itself as a food material, as a taste of the body, aside all those bells and whistles, you can still taste its unique taste, "Lord of the Rings" is as elegant as a stage play, with intriguing subtext, Let it still stand out from the crowd in many special effects blockbusters; even in the very Hollywood "Avatar", you can also see the inner conflict of the male protagonist, the choice between the soul and the flesh; even "Fast and Passion 7", the whole film emphasizes Isn’t the racing element more "fascinating" than the "Sea King" that is stewed in a mess?

To reiterate, "Aquaman" is good-looking, just like eating hot pot once a week, every month.

It is needed and fantasised, but it is not healthy enough, it is not pure enough, it is not necessary, and it can cause stomach troubles if you eat too much.

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Extended Reading

Aquaman quotes

  • Orm: Join me or die!

    Brine King: And you expect me to address you as Your Highness?

    Orm: Not Highness. Call me... Ocean Master.

    Brine King: You can take my army, you soft-bellied slug, but you will never have my allegiance!

    Orm: So be it!

  • Arthur Curry: You're the guy from the sub!

    Manta: That's right!

    [stabs him]

    Manta: But now I have Atlantean steel! Call me... Black Manta!