The Warner boss sighed faintly: I really want the Chaos Universe, I really want a Pangu, and open the world with an axe. In another dimension, there is such a comrade Pangu named Wen Ziren.
*[海王] Spoiler Warning
Regarding the DC Universe, our magazine's editor-in-chief Li once published amazing theories in public. Warner would be silent after hearing it, and DC would cry after hearing it.
The name is Chaos Universe Theory:
The universe is in chaos, disorder is normal, and order is accidental. Look this standard, DC universe is True -
You never know what it can shoot in the next movie, whether it will be [Suicide Squad] or [Wonder Woman].
If you like weirdos, DC is actually beautiful.
It's just that Warner doesn't think so.
The Warner boss sighed faintly: I really want the Chaos Universe, I really want a Pangu, and open the world with an axe.
In another dimension, there is such a comrade Pangu named Wen Ziren.
Comrade Wen Pangu has no other abilities, but is particularly good at opening up the world.
With an axe, he opened a [chainsaw horror] universe. The ninth part will be filmed next year.
With another axe, the [calling soul] universe opened again. [Himming], [Annabel], and [Sister] have all become little suns, each with a galaxy orbiting around.
([Latent 4], like the sequel to most of his franchise movies, he retreated behind the scenes to be the producer)
Comrade Wen Pangu looked at so many universes under his feet, but he was a little melancholy.
It's so dark, my universe is full of horror movies.
Since my first movie, people have come to me for dark horror movies. I have no chance to show my love for other types.
[Fast and Furious 7] is just his first step. After all, the first six keynotes are in front, and he just added his own little fun under the big frame.
Hua Chao Na saw all this:
When you consider the field of franchising, not many people have a better resume.
So, what do you think of Wen Pangu, [海王] of the DC universe?
Wen Ziren looked at the chaos, his blood was boiling, and the Pangu axe was about to jump up.
Warner looked at the axe, but couldn't move his eyes.
Comrade Wen Pangu asked tentatively:
I want to put some monsters here, don't you mind.
Worse, except for [Wonder Woman], DCEU (counted from [Superman: Man of Steel]) has no successful business experience.
But looking better, there are no burdens and framework restrictions.
Hua Chao Na's response is reasonable and reasonable:
Put the monster!
Comrade Pangu said that there must be monsters, so there are monsters.
Comrade Pangu must have not only monsters, but also stars and seas, Gobi sands, future warriors, and cosmic rays.
Anyway, he is Pangu.
Crazy, absolutely crazy.
There must be a big pit in Wen Ziren's mind to hold the "seven" seas and eight wilds of the monsters, rare and exotic animals.
Aquaman
Neptune
2018
Detoxification index: 8/10
Director: Wen Ziren
Genre: Action/ Fantasy/ Adventure
Starring: Jason Momoa/ Amber Heard/ Nicole Kidman/ Patrick Wilson/ Duff Ronger/ William Dafoe/ Ray Warner/ Yahya Abdul Maidin
01
Let's talk about the opening without saying anything else.
At the beginning, a dead fish appeared on the beach.
The camera zoomed in, ah, my blind dog's eyes turned out to be Nicole Kidman, the queen of Atlantis, the mother of the sea king, Atlana.
The appearance of Nicole seemed to indicate that the place where Comrade Wen Pangu opened up was a dragon palace, with white flowers and big crabs waving claws.
This imagination was immediately shattered by the soldiers of Atlantis.
You find that the soldiers actually walked in the mecha wind.
The front of the toy model can be seen more clearly:
The world of Atlantis has not yet revealed its face. In the first ten minutes, it has revealed multiple possibilities of "Journey to the West", "Ultraman", and [Alien].
I don't dare to guess what the bottom of the sea is. Comrade Pangu asks you to respect yourself.
This equipment hasn't been digested yet, and the camera has come to steal the spotlight again (?).
The soldiers want to catch the queen back, and fight with Nicole for a while, a whole long shot, spinning, jumping, and drifting indoors.
In order to film this scene, Wen Ziren removed the ceiling.
Yes, in a literal sense, playing games overturned the ceiling.
In this way, he can install a spider camera (spidercam, blind, the registered trademark of a similar camera in China is called Flying Cat) on the set.
There are many ropeways, so it is more flexible to move, so it is mostly used in sports photography.
In [Sea King], Nicole became the "ball", accepting the intent of the camera's gaze, she hits wherever the soldiers come from.
This shot was taken for two full days.
It's so cool.
Speaking of this, in fact, even the title of "Aquaman" hasn't come out yet.
Later, the more subverted the cognition.
You think this is an undersea story.
Do you think it should be [Thor] for brothers to fall in love and kill each other.
Do you think the black manta ray, um, the illiterate ginger does not know the word fen, but there is a fish next to it, and it should grow like a fish.
You can even see in the movie that the sea is vomiting under his real name-being disgusted by human trash, and vomiting these dirty things back to you.
When I almost gave up the "Journey to the West" association, I found the Dragon Mother Empress:
And I always feel that I can find clues about Benboer Ba and Baboer Ben:
I even suspect that Ben and Ba were dismembered after leaving their blood:
When finally, Aquaman danced the golden hoop... the trident, I already called out:
Comrade Wen Pangu probably dumped all the old and new toys in his head into [Sea King].
02
In the rest of my life, we will not be spared when we meet on a narrow road.
But these days the things of each side have to meet, and it would not be possible without Wen Ziren, who is not serious, Pangu.
Only the chaotic DC universe could allow this Pangu to create such a magnificent world.
Even if the game is smashed, can you smash [Suicide Squad] [Small beep.
The last time I did this nonsense, in my memory it was [Gong Zhi Fury]:
The most classic one is of course [Star Wars].
In 1977, the words used by the Guardian to comment on [Star Wars] can be used for [Sea King]:
(The familiar elements in [Star Wars] can easily be mistaken for clichés) It deliberately looks back at the past instead of exploring the future. Among the same type of elements, all possible imaginable examples are used blatantly, rather than concealed. [Star Wars], as Lucas himself said, hopes to create a "high-level fantasy". Today, it is no longer possible for you to do this by citing scriptures inappropriately.
The same arrogant mix and match, the same frank cultural appropriation, create the same bizarre fantasia.
Wen Pangu also said that he was inspired by Lucas and other veteran Pangu, and he paid special tribute to [Star Wars].
Instructor Vico trained him (Aquaman) how to use the trident. When Dafoe and I first discussed this role, they treated him as an old-school warrior, like Obi-Wan training Luke Skywalker.
[Aquaman] certainly can't reach the height of [Star Wars], because there are too many defects visible to the naked eye.
To a large extent, it is caused by lack of space.
Although the film has been nearly two and a half hours long, Comrade Wen Pangu has such a big brain hole, so if I look at the average brain capacity, many parts are still rushed.
After less than a few words of greeting, Nicole resolutely said:
There is a trident in the waterfall and a monster guarding it. It is very dangerous, so hurry up.
Hai Wang said mom, I'm afraid.
Mom said, don't be afraid, you are ready.
Because of the lack of space, as soon as the mother and the son met, the mother was eager to let the son break into the tiger's den. This is the human tragedy created by Wen Pangu.
As soon as I went in, and didn't fight twice, the monster was shocked: You can understand what I said, so talented, then you should try to get the trident.
So Sea King came out as soon as he entered. I didn't know it outside, I thought he just went to the toilet, and he was not on the subject.
The closing of this paragraph gave Nicole a glorious push shot like a Red Detachment of Women, and said in a revolutionary manner:
You are the hero.
But I dare not deny [Sea King] because of these flaws. Movies are regrettable art. These regrets are far from covering the unconstrained beauty of this movie.
I always think of what happened to [Star Wars] back then.
George Lucas broadcasted the rough cut version to all his friends. This circle of friends can be regarded as the top circle of friends in the director circle.
After watching, they all said:
Poor George.
Of those present, Steven Spielberg is the only one who disagrees.
They said again:
Poor Steven.
The two of them once became the lunatic in the director circle.
Things that are too crazy and too advanced always make critics and professionals at a loss what to do.
At this time I always feel the weakness of the commenters. The chef came up with a quirky new dish. He dared to make it, but you didn't even dare to move the chopsticks.
Fortunately, before [Star Wars], [Aquaman] was crazy, but it was not too advanced.
But for the chaotic universe of DC, it is of great significance.
Can Wen Pangu make DC Chaos first open? I have no idea.
[Aquaman] seems impossible to replicate, I can't imagine a style of [Batman] or [Superman] or [Wonder Woman].
It's too vague. I can't see if there are stars and gravity in this universe.
I think at this time, I should take a step back and be a pure audience, indulge myself by being shocked by the movie, amused by it, to complain, to imagine.
Standing a little further away, you still can't see if there are any stars here, but you can see clearly, what you thought was vague, it turned out that Pangu axe had carved out a splendid stardust.
At this time, I can only imitate "Poor Lucas" and praise Wen Pangu:
Wen Ziren, is there a pit in your brain!
Some remarks with a strong desire to survive:
1. [Wonder Woman] Director Patty Jenkins is the Nuwa Empress.
2. By no means disrespectful to Zach Schneider, I love [Watcher], I love [Pretty Girl Commando], don’t get me wrong, I don’t mean to target anyone. I mean, all of you here are big brothers from Pangu.
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Text: Jiang Nonstop
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