After waiting for two years, I found that the slot is too big. Do not vomit quickly.
[HP Gu Zao Fan, I watched Fantastic Beasts 1 3 times in the theater, don’t tell me this is because the fans told me that I didn’t understand Yunyun]
This film is also called:
"The Story That My Brother-in-law and Sister-in-law Had to Tell"
"Who are you my father: Dude, you are my half-brother! 》
"I don't listen, I don't listen, you have to listen, you have to listen" x2
...WTF
1 person set Qiong Yao
The protagonist cp "listen to me, listen to me", "I don't listen, I don't listen", can still talk about a wave of love during the war, that's ok. Why didn't you kill you? I was stunned when I saw it, is this Dumbledore's right-hand man Newt and the American Auror Tina? When the two of you are fighting, is it okay to scold the streets? Did you take Ziling's script?
Queenie threw her husband to be with her? This is too nonsense. If you say this is a foreshadowing, in fact, she has already discussed it with her sister, blabla, and I can't understand - you don't even have a foreshadowing, and the feeling you give me now is that she slaps her forehead and says I'm going to rebel. This is an independent film, even if Conan is so insane, he has to draw such an object and such a condition, right? Are you looking for your sister to find and rebel? What about my sister? Lost it?
2 Main line ethics
The three brothers from the Lestrange family are the main line.
It's fine if Miss Huihui goes out and meets the Titanic. I can't figure out where is it from my uncle? When I saw this, my mind was full of "Darang, just drink this cup". Is this scenario possible? Yes. Shouldn't be here with Rowling in the first place, lose your share. Secondly, it shouldn't appear in Lestrange's house or a Slytherin. It's inexplicable--I am also convinced that such a love brain can enter Slytherin. In your heart, your younger brother and elder brother are getting married... Are you still in the mood of offering sacrifices? No, I think Qiong Yao is again.
Even if Da Hei's revenge is inexplicable, the funniest thing is that he said that he and Xiao Bai were "distantly relative". Yes, your two half-brothers are indeed quite distant, but I didn't see the relative. die laughing.
Xiaobai is even more amusing, believe what other people say, the upper part of the fight with Grindelwald has been turned upside down and forgotten? It’s okay to find a father all over the world. I dare you to ask Yu Qian’s script, “One of every ten people in Europe is your father”? This line is written inexplicably and makes the characters very mindless, simply.
3 The whole magic system is out of balance.
Grindelwald predicted that Muggles threatened wizards, yes. Although I don't understand why the prophecies in the hp7 book are all the patents of Centaurus and Trelawney, even Dumbledore has to come to the door to ask for advice to see the prophecy, but here Grindelwald can also predict, let's take it as his idea- - What happened when you saw the atomic bomb? You make a Muggle to destroy the world, this is OK, so specific atomic bombs are really powerless to complain. Otherwise, you are a super prophet who is more powerful than Trelawney's ancestors, so you didn't predict that you would be killed? Either your real identity is Einstein... = = That's too much nonsense.
And why can Nick LeMay fight against Grindelwald with five people? You want to say that because Lemay is very strong, but they got meow meow meow meow meow with such a powerful spell? If it wasn't for this, why would Rita send her head? Can you guys just give it a shot?
4 The world is also strange
I won't say anything if there are black people in the Lestrange family, Nima, you pure-blood nobles are not enough, the eldest lady and the young master go to the United States to take a Muggle boat? Don't you have a Floo network, no Thestral carriage, or a door key? It still looks cheap, that kind of second class? Then the eldest lady and the young master sleep in the same room? Is this the Cinderella set? Does Bella know your family is so quiet? I'm not going to say anything about Titanic, Neville's kind of kid can bounce half a squib from upstairs to the street unscathed, you Lestranges - I'm not mistaken. Twenty-eight pure blood - the young master just drowned? WTF ah.
And the insertion of feminism is very blunt, a phd student who reads gender history complains that Rowling's feminism is very bad and pleasing to both sides. Mother loves Saigao, but the bond between women and motherhood is inherently peaceful, and conflicts with personality independence and freedom), I also think it's a bit too serious, and as a result, after seeing this one - or else they are experts. Rowling inserts this feminist passage here in her family tree is inexplicable. Not to mention the intention of pleasing the audience, the logic is also very strange, does it have anything to do with her losing her brother and whether she is loved or not? And "my dad doesn't like girls" - isn't your family a high-ranking noble? Co-authoring a family tree in the style of your dad? Don't your ancestors write family trees? Your home is not enough.
5
Grindelwald's eloquence, let alone persuasive, can't even sell an Amway. How did he convince Queenie? And spend so much time to win over the useless love brain? ? If my dang is as efficient as you, I can't have 80 million dang members. Use your brains.
And where are the Fantastic Beasts? Should they be so instrumental? I think Sniff may be a real boss, after all, after a large number of people died, it not only survived with full health, but also pushed the tower and brushed to Orange Wu.
And Dumbledore was bald in 1927, and what he saw in the magic mirror was the rotten shit of young people. I really don't deserve his sister.
Please, Aunt Rowling, don't be late for the holidays. You can't write a political drama, a romantic drama, and go back to write a piece of Hogwarts' school history or your parents, can't you? shed tears.
5 points, plus one for feelings. Two stars because I'm too embarrassed to say this movie is "OK".
This is Rowling.
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