Rotten movies reach new heights

Salvador 2022-06-18 21:25:40

Intrigued by the movie poster to watch this movie.

After watching the movie for about 20 minutes, I thought it was a bad movie

But I'm a sci-fi fan. Ended up watching this movie with the nauseousness in my heart. By the end, a feeling of nausea and vomiting.

This kind of strong nausea, let me, who has never written a movie review, tell you not to watch this movie.

Highlights: The poster has a bit of a sci-fi feel.

Slots: The whole movie is a sloth

spaceship in play

spaceship in play

The opening was dark for a few minutes, and then the protagonist appeared with an extremely high temperature-resistant wax figure next to him.

Probability of 1 in peta billion to be hit by space debris, probability of 0.00000000000000000001 in trillion

Fly straight to the sun.

The only living creature in this movie, a person, the protagonist must be her, and there is no one else.

Just an actor, 100% being the protagonist.

...the ultimate low cost...

This actor is ugly...

The expression is still ugly...

This actor's only skill...

Welding...

This actor has an IQ of 10 at most...

The protagonist and the woman who was going to save him had been arguing for more than half an hour. The woman said: Describe your name, job title and skills. The man said: No, I want to talk to the commander. Female: I am the commander, you describe yourself Male: I don't, I want to talk to the commander Female: If you don't cooperate with me, I won't save you Male: I don't, nmb, I want to talk to the commander. Woman: Don't scold me, you can't solve the problem like this! Man: I want to speak to the commander. Woman: You can die if you don't describe it. Man: I'm an astronaut about as awesome as Edison, Bill Gates, Sherlock Holmes, Galileo. Woman: Okay, we can save you in 70 minutes. Everything on your spaceship is broken. Before I come to save you, you must turn off the only running electrical appliance in your spaceship: Gree air conditioner. , otherwise your spaceship will turn into director-like shit because it's too cold on the inside and too hot on the outside. At this time, the movie progress bar is almost halfway through.

Another character in the play, from the beginning to the end, has always been in this posture, this way

This wax figure of a dead man is very interesting, because there is a period of time in this movie that the spacecraft is out of control, and the protagonist is thrown into a pig's head. This corpse, even the angle has not changed.

Close-up of a corpse like a wax figure

In the film, it can be seen that the protagonist is holding himself on the chair for the exam with his hands on the chair and his feet stuck in a device on the ground.

This device is similar to your slippers, just stick the soles of your feet in, it's absolutely impossible to fix the corpse with such a device, the protagonist has been thrown away, you are still sitting here fucking, fuck

There was also a very low temperature, and there was a period of time when the temperature was very high, including in the end the protagonist's eyes were blinded by the sun, his face was smeared, and smoke was coming out. This character has always maintained this way, which is more durable than the protagonist's space suit The change of high and low temperature difference, like a steel giant made of rare elements, is not afraid of everything. This wax figure should be more resistant to high temperature than the spacecraft. It is estimated that the spacecraft will eventually explode, and this wax figure can also penetrate the sun and fly out of the Milky Way.

And the interior of its rudimentary spaceship, I don't know how to achieve interstellar travel!

The most important spaceship in the film is like a sewer... On this spaceship, in the only medical bag, there is only a bandage with a width of 3 cm and a length of about 20 cm...

First aid kit on the spaceship, the protagonist only has bandages to use

In the tool bag of the person who drives the spaceship, there is only a wrench, a jb thing like a windproof lighter... and a pair of disposable gloves sewn with magnets that have a service life of only 4 minutes... and a wrinkle Baba's photo... The tractor toolbox has more stuff than the astronauts in the movie...

Then the protagonist sat on the spaceship casually and chatted with the woman with wireless power. Everything was so beautiful, as if they were going to get drunk after getting off the spaceship.

Then the spaceship broke a hole...

The woman on the radio said, you're dead, you can't fix that loophole. The man confidently started the spacewalk, grabbed the welding gun and climbed out of the spaceship...

The protagonist said that four minutes is enough for me to do it four times!

Small point!

So it started

Protagonist allows for electric welding

The protagonist spacewalks to weld the spacecraft

There is plenty of time, and then continue chatting with the woman while welding the spacecraft. ....

....

Later, I almost died of hypoxia...................................

In the end, he crawled into the spaceship with his lingering breath, and it took a long time to recover...

Then he just stood there with his chair up...

The spacecraft system voice prompts that the polarization filter cannot be used

The spacecraft system voice prompts that the polarizing filter cannot be used

Because it is too close to the sun, the porthole on the spacecraft has been broken, why it didn't blow up I don't know, it may be tempered glass made in China

Before the news said that China's tempered glass is very cool, the Guinness record that foreigners who hit the glass can't be broken... (this is another story)

It stands to reason that at this time, the protagonist should squat down and squat behind the chair. After all, the chair is very thick and it is still metal. How to say it can block part of the radiation and all the strong light

However he......

He didn't squat down, he was like a great man, he just stood in the high-intensity sunlight and stretched out his hands to cover his eyes, closed his eyes and shouted, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Until... close my eyes and yell I can't see anything... can't see anything... can't see anything... can't see... can't see... can't. .. arrive...

ok bro

almost done

It's too much of you to pretend like this

I don't mean to say you

Let's squat down and pretend slowly, shall we?

before blind

But the protagonist of God Damn not only did not squat, but also opened his eyes...

Then he was gloriously blind

Just looking at the sun and knowing that my eyes have become blind can be said to be brave. When I saw this place, I guessed that the director might be expressing the grief and indignation of "an ancient poet whose talent is underappreciated and whose ambition is hard to achieve, or the protagonist who wants to express that every grain of food comes." It's not easy, we have to cherish the fruits of farmers' labor............................................... Maybe.. ..Maybe it is... Or it looks like a forest on the side of a peak, with different heights and heights? The flying stream is 3,000 feet straight down, it is suspected that the Milky Way is falling for nine days? I don't understand it very well...

Okay, I'm full of emotions, it's almost the same, can we squat down and talk about it? Blind and blind, brave and heroic, please don't stand in such a strong sunlight

The protagonist was exposed as a fool, but the corpse next to him was still unmoved. Repeatedly, they were not exposed to the same sun......

Forced pretending. The scene was once chaotic...

Wireless Power kept yelling at the woman who said BB was coming to save her, no matter what, don't give up! I'm also going to have a big fight with you without getting drunk.... But this woman didn't prompt the protagonist, "Don't fucking look at the sun like that, you'll turn into a suckling pig..." So The protagonist still looks at the sun so strongly, really

Not afraid of god-like opponents, but afraid of pig-like teammates.

The protagonist sitting on a chair basking in the sun said, "It's really a little hot, I don't know what to do...

I do think that the spaceship is flying in a straight line, neither spinning nor turbulent, and the chair is so big that it can actually be rescued...

But the director said that it couldn't go on. Just leave it in the sun, it's very troublesome to move the camera around.

So the protagonist just basks in the sun, it's so hot, this sun is about to cook the protagonist!

The corpse next to him is still fine! ! ! ! ! !

The spaceship that the radio said was going to save his woman was new technology, with a big disc that could stand in the sunlight

The protagonist has been sunburned and I don't know how to describe the corpse next to it.

The spaceship driven by the woman flew in front of the protagonist's rotten spaceship. This is the scene seen through the porthole of the protagonist's spaceship. Unfortunately, the protagonist couldn't see it, because when she was in front of her, she was so strong that she was already blind, and her eyes were blinded. Roasted.

The woman on the radio said, I'm covering you, jump out of the window, we'll find a way to catch you!

The protagonist said, I'm going home

Then the glass burst

This glass, I can't tell if it's his four-person spaceship porthole or the mask of his space suit

Someone saw here and said, the protagonist is dead.

But I don't think so, because there are a few seconds at the end of the final credit, the sound of the clock hands

This is usually expressed in the movie as a foreshadowing of a person in the hospital, about to wake up.

Besides, the protagonist has failed to pretend to be forced, and is blind.

The sound of the clock hands can also be interpreted as that he has woken up, but his eyes are blind, and he can't see anything in the pitch black.

Maybe you look at my screenshots and they look good, but it's not. I have a slight obsessive-compulsive disorder.

I've written so much because I want you not to read it, it's crazy, crazy

Tear the devil is just like that.

Overall rating 1 point

At the end, the shape of the spaceship that the woman drove is quite sci-fi. Give one point

Drama 0 points

0 points to watch

0 points for dialogue

scene 0 points

0 points for appearance

procrastination

mentally retarded

set mentally handicapped

script mentally retarded

Lines mentally handicapped

starring mentally handicapped

After watching this movie, I feel like I'm going to be mentally handicapped too.

This is the most disgusting sci-fi movie I've seen in years.

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  • Commander Roberts: Tell me something about yourself.

    Troy Holloway: Something about myself. I'm thinking about early retirement.

    Commander Roberts: [stress relieving laughter]

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