You are the worst session that Brother Tang has ever brought

Hailey 2022-03-25 09:01:06

Of course I am referring to Tang Ge’s two pig rivals in this movie.

The plot itself...Although it is still the old story of the brave brother Tang creating miracles at the last second, but the old one is the old one. So far, the entire "IMF Mission Around the World at Public Expenses Takes You Pretend to Take You Fly" series is still the same There is a second bottom.

However, the performance of the two villains can be said to be off-line to cause myocardial infarction.

First of all, let's aim the bull's-eye of Tucao at the villain No. 1 who has more than half of the scenes covered in sack and stuffed into the trunk. God knows how annoyed I am when I eat popcorn all the year round and vomit it Of the ten villains I’ve seen, eight at least are all in this one, and I always make things like "The world is filthy again for love and peace, it is better to set off the brains of the inferior untouchables as fireworks"~ What" I have traveled through thousands of mountains and rivers to get a few nuclear bombs just to not bow to the Western autocratic and evil forces." What to save the earth poisoned by crazy breeding humans? The environmental protection ambassador decided to randomly select for Tianxingdao. Half of the lucky guys rubbed them into ashes~ Ma Ye, you tool villains, all of you put this kind of label on yourself that treats money like dirt and fame and fortune like clouds, it's really boring! Can you compete for some of the villains of the series of down-to-earth, clear goals and one mind to look at the money, roll up their sleeves and fight the protagonist for three hundred rounds? ! The villain of a popcorn blockbuster talks about being broken for the road of human change all day long. It really hurts! What are you doing to promote human evolution through nuclear explosions and biochemical weapons? Do you fucking think you are Magneto? !

And what kind of second-sickness organization is this guy participating in, what is the syndicate, and what is the apostle... Why is this world so messy? ! It's not because there are always some S.2 disease patients who are full of electricity and have nothing to do. Remember to fight for the world's nuclear peace (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻?!

Regardless of the second illness, the most difficult part of this trunk brother is his grinding. As his teammate, the villain No. 2 Cavill can’t help but complain about him, “Why do you guys always have to do things Is it so complicated?!"

That's right, why should there be nine turns and eighteen turns for a problem that can be easily solved? You guys who pretend to be forced to install nuclear bombs with some detonating devices that take off your pants and fart, what are you going to picture? ! In order to show off his strategizing, talking and laughing, Justice Tang's dying style of being a king? How many evildoers did the people in your organization make to spread your scams? ! If you are not doing business well, you can do it hard. Could it be that the nuclear bomb is casually made for you to play as a health ball? ! Is it difficult to make the two balls smooth and complete the mission of self-destruction by doing a little bit less moth? ! Can the leader of a villain organization be a little conscious that everything is mission-oriented? ! While thinking about the day to day, I was thinking about mental SM to Brother Tang, and when I met Brother Tang, he shook Chen Guzi, who was a friend of Tang Ge, and chanted like an old glass in a deep cabinet. To ruin everything you cherish, Ethan!" When Brother Tang listened to this squabble, he couldn't wait to pick up 502 to slap him, but this guy was reluctant to pull Tang’s collar and wanted to sing to him again. If we can’t be blushing again, will we be blushing? We will owe each other, we will break the connection... Damn, even if this guy’s teammates are lucky enough not to be sent out by Brother Tang, sooner or later they will be brought into the ICU by this okay superstar. .

The villain No. 2 Cavill did not get much better, but he did nothing, but his record is not very good: when he was parachuting in the sky, he pretended to be struck by lightning. If he hadn't had Brother Tang taking care of the scene, he would belch; Teamed up with Brother Tang to put a sack on the plain-looking mission target, and ended up being rubbed on the ground by a seemingly plain but in fact a regular mission target. If it hadn't been for Ferguson's sister to come to the rescue, he would belch; In the days when Brother Tang was undercover, he was stripped of a vest because his acting was too perfunctory and the team was too poor; at the end, Brother Tang, who was burned by the soul of the triathlon, was chasing after him in a helicopter. It would be more embarrassing. Shame, filled the whole theater with cheerful air.

After the crash, the scene where he carried the nuclear bomb controller all over the mountain and Tang Ge hit from the top of the mountain to the mountainside made me anxious, I just wanted to yell at the screen: "Brother dei! Why are you so honest as a human being? what?!"

I do not understand! Since Brother Tang can't stop the explosion as long as he doesn't grab the controller within the time limit, why can't you just throw the controller into the valley? ! Why is it necessary to just hold this hot potato and Tang Ge in close hand-to-hand combat? !

There may be no special reason. It is simply that this brother Dei has a bad brain. After all, he has been a ruthless person who has no experience in skydiving and has no patience to listen to the rules of skydiving. .

So the question is again, how did this honest man survive the CIA, which is full of scheming scheming, till now?

Probably because of the thick blood, after all, this is a ruthless man who was struck by lightning and didn't let Brother Tang collect his body.

Okay, the villain’s bad things are finished, and finally, I will also have a few words about the brave brother of creating a miracle.

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Brother Tang, for the first time you drove the helicopter in a good manner, let’s find out about the first aircraft? ? ? It's useful to deal with the apostles!

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Mission: Impossible - Fallout quotes

  • Ethan Hunt: Which way, Benji?

    Benji Dunn: Turn left!

    Ethan Hunt: [breaks a window by throwing a chair at it]

    Benji Dunn: Go, go, go, go! What are you waiting for?

    Ethan Hunt: [as people watch him inside the building] I'M JUMPING OUT A WINDOW!

    Benji Dunn: Oh, sorry. Good luck.

  • [last lines]

    Benji Dunn: How close were we?

    Ethan Hunt: The usual.

    Ilsa Faust: [incredulous] Usual?

    Ethan Hunt: [chuckling] Please, don't make me laugh.