"Mystery Nest" made me embarrassed to have cancer!

Thaddeus 2022-03-09 08:01:25

A junk movie with too many flaws in logic, I'm embarrassed to watch cancer! 1. The hero and heroine hid in a house because of the sandstorm and met a little girl named Yin. In this kind of tomb exploration movie, the characters who don't speak much and meet by chance are mostly the key characters. Then what? ...The whole movie is for soy sauce, just for the last easter egg, spit out a spider from its mouth. 2. In the search and rescue team, an Asian man with short hair was bitten by a spider. He took an anti-venom to no avail, and then another shot to the heart. The heroine (the so-called expert, the whole film did not see the use of her professionalism) said, "I am not sure if it will work or not", and then, suddenly, a man with short hair in the scene stood up like a normal person (I I watched it on a Teng video website, is it a shortened version?). And then what? When it was about to end, it fell into the spider pile and hung up. Did he live to die again? [sweat]

3. What is the significance of the character setting of the fat man? Just to tell a few bad jokes? Aren't they all technical guys? In the end, the fat man and the Asian man fell into the spider pile and died. Is this character set to be more entertaining when he dies?

4. In the first half of the movie, I thought the boss Mason was the big boss, but in the end I found out that the big boss was actually a spider. LOL jungler? [Yun sad]

5. There is no problem with the largest spider being intelligent, but faced with the escape of humans, what the hell is he that dismembered his deputy? Since there is wisdom, the tomb is on fire, why not escape? 6. Since the boss Mason found the elixir, why didn't he drink it himself? It took so much effort to leave it to others, right? After the heroine got it, she actually poured it into her brother Luke, no matter what it was, without fear of being poisoned. 7. The horror of the whole movie relies on sound effects and surprises. 8. Which silk do spiders use? with your mouth?

Now there are too many bad movies, just to make money. The whole easter egg is estimated to be the second part. If I get paid for the second part, I will not watch it.

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7 Guardians of the Tomb quotes

  • Jack Ridley: You can't save everyone. The best you can do is try.

    Jack Ridley: [flings lit torch at spider horde] I Never Met An Animal That Wasn't Afraid Of Fire

    Jack Ridley: [to a skeleton] Buddy You Look Like I Feel

  • Luke: [to Mason] Why Don't You Go To Hell/You Can Go To Hell

    Jia: [at Mason in disbelief] You're Doing It All Over Again... Playing God With Other Peoples' *Lives*

    [last lines]

    Mason: *Playing* God? This Is About *Becoming* God!

    [when told to burn in hell or go to hell takes aim with a crossbow at them]

    Mason: Yeah... Well You First