01------------------- Rick: School is not a place for smart people. Jessica: Did you use the portal to enter the cafeteria just now? Morty: Yes, because my Ferrari is still in the store. Rick: Don't touch these things, they are beyond your understanding. Jerry: You are beyond our understanding! Jerry (to Morty): You don't have other kids clever. If you want to achieve something, you have to work harder. Rick (to Morty): The outside world is our enemy, and our friends are only each other. 02------------------- Rick (to Morty): If you are killed in someone else's dream, then you are really dead. Rick (to Morty): The point of planting ideas is to make them think that they have the idea. Rick (to the teacher): You are going to be killed. Who cares if what you say is a pun? 03------------------- Summer: I won't give you the phone. Jerry: Come in obediently, or I will sign up for Facebook. Leonard: Whether you live or die, you have to be honest. Joyce (to Jerry): Christmas doesn't care what you hate. Jerry (to Rick): You are now my most normal relative. 04------------------- Goldenfold: What is 5 times 9? Jerry: Over 40, right? Goldenfold: Exactly! Worthy of being the best student here! Rick (to the audience): Non-Hispanic whose names begin with "L", please circle around 10 times the square root of your age. Rick (to Morty): For so many years, the Z star people have been trying to prove that they are smarter than me, but every time I am better than them. Rick (to Chief Z): You actually simulated my grandson's genitals? You beasts! Jerry (to Rick): You should respect the stupid people in the universe, because you are one of them now. Morty: Life is really difficult. 05------------------- Rick (to Morty): The universe is so crazy and chaotic. Morty (to Rick): I'm so sorry for the adventure so smoothly... Bet h: True love comes from self-love. Rick (to Morty): A good adventure requires a good ending. Jerry (to Beth): Why am I so mediocre? Village Chief: For the people, values and ideas are more important than truth. 06------------------- Rick: The so-called "love" is just a chemical reaction that allows animals to reproduce offspring. It makes you dizzy at first, and then it fades away, leaving only a failed marriage in the end. Rick (to Morty): You really have grown up, and become an annoying problem. Jerry: Before I succeed in catching the rape, no one wants to kill me! Rick: The koala mixes rattlesnakes, chimpanzees, cacti, sharks, golden retrievers, plus a little dinosaur. Rick (to Morty): You are just a wretched little pervert! 07------------------- Beth: Children will become monsters. Morty Jr (to Morty): My life is a lie! Morty: My son is about to occupy the earth, and I am not yet the age to drive... Morty (to Morty Jr): Parents are just children with children. 08------------------- Rick: Infinite time and space will have infinite possibilities. 09------------------- Morty (to Jerry): Pluto is not a planet-this was changed in 2006. Jerry (to Morty): Science is not always that simple. Scroopy: Are your whole family idiots? Morty: Anyway, my dad and I are both. Needful (to Summer): Your grandfather (Rick) is the real devil! Morty (to Jerry): No one is smarter than Rick, but no one can change the fact that you are my dad. Morty (to Jerry): Remember to knock on the door next time you come in, I am already 14 years old. 10------------------- Rick: As long as there are stupid donkeys, people look at me upset. Rick: I think that as a Rick exists, the most important thing is "only". Jerry (to Rick): No matter what decision you make in life, don't listen to yourself. Rick (to Morty): You are a perfect, impenetrable body armor. Rick (to Morty): How smart I am, how stupid you are. Rick: I'm allergic to idiots. Morty (to Rick): Can you be a little bit human? Rick (to Morty): I am the most Rick Rick, and you are the most Morty Morty. 11------------------- Rick: It's like sensitive words and blocked words give birth to a baby, and then they are raised by various words that insult the Jews. Birdperson (to Morty): In our case, "Wubba lubba dub dub" means "I am in pain, please help me." Morty (to Birdperson): Rick is not that complicated, he is just a big bastard.
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