Ten thoughts on the megalodon

Davonte 2022-03-24 09:01:48

Even if I knew that it was a B-level co-production between China and the United States, as a monster movie lover, I decided to watch it.

1. The worst transition music award of the year was awarded to oh mickey, is there really nothing else available? The ending song is even more embarrassing.

2. The earth is yours? My shark is staying well under the Mariana Trench, and my house is always putting in a few flashlights, throwing light bulbs everywhere, and still not allowed to fight back? If someone spotlights me like this while I'm sleeping, I'll beat you up when I wake up and chase you downstairs.

3. What happened to the local boss? From the beginning, one by one has been ignoring each other. Having money is the original sin. Without money, you have so many chances to die?

4. Shou Bing is very beautiful, and she has also worked hard in spoken English, but why do you feel like watching the film school graduation drama every time you yell at Dad?

5. Because when the curtain opened, people who still had the desire to survive lost the chance to be rescued, and then someone had to take the initiative to sacrifice. Whether it was a Japanese or a doctor, couldn’t they all be saved? Hard to sacrifice.

6. It doesn’t matter if the little girl can drive a submarine, and it’s okay if she can get into it without being monitored. Isn’t your former British national team diver trying to grab time? Still have kung fu in 1v1 VIP online English?

7. The Sanya drama is really awesome. It basically presents various modes of island vacations in a concentrated manner. It is the first time that the territory of Nigeria has been invaded by monsters on the big screen to such an extent that it is recorded in the annals of history.

8. Jason Statham jumped to my head.

9. It's better not to be in love, but to be passionate about it, "Mom, I'll find your stepfather" What's the logic? I think they have a relationship with their ex-wife.

10. On the whole, it is enough to beat 99% of co-productions, but when I switch to the channel of monster movies, it is closer than the behemoth, not to mention Godzilla, and the behavior of the monster itself is logically weak. It will be more distracting to look stronger.

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Extended Reading
  • Dawn 2021-12-01 08:01:28

    Seeing sharks eating stupid humans makes me happy physically and mentally. Sharks eat dumplings during the New Year. Sanya brand human-shaped dumplings.

  • Domenick 2022-03-19 09:01:05

    Am I the only one who thinks the underwater world is super beautiful?

The Meg quotes

  • Jack Morris: What is wrong with you?

    DJ: I can't swim.

    Jack Morris: No! Get out of here! Really?

    DJ: Don't pull that racist stuff on me.

    Jack Morris: Come on, man. Give me a break. I'm not being racist. You work literally, in the middle of the ocean.

    DJ: This wasn't part of the job description. None of this was part of the job description! They left that part out!

  • Jaxx: [to Dr. Zhang as he, Mac and Jonas depart the arriving helicopter] Sir, we've got a new problem.

    Jack Morris: It's your daughter.

    Jaxx: She took a glider to try and save them.

    Dr. Minway Zhang: Why did you let her go?

    Jaxx: Trust me, I didn't let her do anything.

    Jack Morris: I was sort of under the impression you're supposed to try to save people who are dying on the bottom of the ocean.

    Jonas Taylor: [to Mac] Who's he?

    Jack Morris: I'm the guy who paid for all this!

    Jonas Taylor: [Continues looking at Jack while walking ahead] Uh-huh.

    Jack Morris: [to Dr. Zhang and Jaxx] You know, he looks heroic and he walks fast, but he's kinda got a negative attitude.

    Jonas Taylor: What's the window?

    Jaxx: It'll be close.

    Jonas Taylor: Who are you?

    Jaxx: I'm the one that designed all this.

    Jonas Taylor: So, my life's in your hands?

    Jaxx: Pretty much.

    [Smiles]

    Jaxx: That a problem?

    Jonas Taylor: Nah. You look like you might actually know what you're doing.