At the beginning of the picture, the heroine is crying and crying in the prison with a small look of regret, and she is successfully released after serving her sentence. As soon as he got out of prison, he stepped on n-inch high-heeled shoes with an aura of 2.8 meters, showing a series of super-fast rhythm tricks. Don't forget to take a nice bath while catching the necessities of life. Then the heroine went to find her former good friend, the big devil. The big devil was very aggressive, and the two were embarrassed to go back to their old business and decided to steal the high-priced diamond necklace that Cartier did not know what to do deep underground.
Although two queen-level characters are one team, they are obviously not funny, so they need the Queen of Hearts to adjust the atmosphere. The Queen of Hearts was a well-deserved British rose when she was young. When she was middle-aged, she gave up body management and hung out with Tim Burton for too long and became a gothic overlord. The strong personal style makes you remember in every movie. she. The Queen of Spades is a designer who makes good use of paper clips, and the heroine and the big devil need to use her as a lead to get the diamond necklace out of the ground.
The heroine and the big devil managed to send the Queen of Hearts to the Queen of White. The White Queen here is an oversized star with big boobs and no brains, her bitch face is on par with Emma Roberts. The Queen of Hearts, as a designer, matched the white queen's gala style with a target necklace, so she and the heroine's good friend couldn't get married and came to the depths of Cartier's underground together.
The Queen of Hearts wears special glasses made by Shandong Tianhou. Yes, Shandong Tianhou is a programmer here. I have never seen such an ungeek programmer. After scanning the diamond necklace, Shandong Tianhou directly 3D printed a fake one, which should not be too fast. In the past, people had to work hard to make a fake, but now high-tech is the primary productive force.
Now only the Queen of Hearts is alone in the fashion circle, but she can only appear beside the big-breasted white queen, so she still needs a person to open her eyes. At this time, the hostess found Sister Banana. Don't look at Sister Banana's appearance of being a little embarrassed by her daughter, but she has been a winner in life for several seasons of American terror. Banana sister entered the circle of fashion devils after an interview. As long as I don't give my mother and child, I can beat five. So Ms. Banana took on the rhythmic work that night at the met gala.
Finally, in order to balance the race, Asian skateboard girls also joined the team. But I always feel that this person is a bit soy sauce, and he is not as brilliant as the previous Asian acrobats. Sure enough, in the end, the acrobatic man also came out and made another pot of soy sauce. The plan is about to start. Shandong Tianhou has managed the camera in the Metropolis toilet with an IQ of up to 249. The White Queen successfully took Cartier and two Wu Ke bodyguards on the red carpet. Shi Shiran sneaked into the scene.
However, there is a bug, that is, the male partner of the White Queen turned out to be the female lead's boyfriend before she was imprisoned. This scumbag cheated on money and sex, and put the heroine who still believed in love into the game, and then there is a heroine who everyone likes to see and only believes in Jiqing. The big devil was very nervous and instantly turned into a little white rabbit, thinking that he was going to be yellow, and came to the heroine and asked to hold it high. The hostess said, it's okay, I can take it to bed.
After some twists and turns on the surface, in reality, Cartier took possession of it and split the spoils on the spot. This episode of the White Queen's acting skills exploded. The onlookers thought that she was not acting as a dish, and they did not report her for losing the diamond necklace. As a result, when the heroine, the big devil, the queen of hearts, the queen of Shandong, the girl who can't marry, the sister of the banana, and the Asian skateboard girl gathered, the white queen appeared. As a replacement player, the White Queen turned into a black catwoman and directly planted some of the diamonds into the scumbag's house, which was very pleasing.
The finale is super happy. Everyone in the movie theater laughed like a two-hundred-pound child.
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