I'm full of shit but I'm a good mom

Cindy 2022-09-03 23:36:59

Yesterday's Mother's Day, Huang Ali, who is a mother again, made a new cross talk!

For readers who don't know the truth, you instantly ask:

Who is Ali Huang?

She is the winner of her life who has the Harvard Business School graduation day version of Daniel Wu's husband:

Although it's a bit strange to admire someone's husband so nakedly

The following handsome pregnant woman is Ali Wong who is very, very pregnant and still insists on talking about cross talk

The first child, Ali, is a lewd housewife, watching TV, eating afternoon tea, and chatting about the leisurely life of gossip

As a second-generation immigrant from the United States, with Chinese-Vietnamese ancestry, Ali, like us who are racially discriminated against, is a scholar. (emphasis: It is really a racial discrimination to think that Asians are good at math and can take the SAT and do not know how to drive)

In 2016, Ali also wrote a cross talk called Little Cobra

No, wrong picture

Previous episode "Ali Huang: Baby Cobra"

Ali, who graduated from UCLA with a major in ethnic studies, did not work in an office building in suits and leather shoes as parents expected. Like me, who is a lazy society, being a housewife and eating and waiting for death are Ali's highest pursuits.

Ali from the fantasy housewife

The intensity of laughter can be seen from the barrage

Keywords: stand-up comedy / Ali wong

I really like her courage to say that I just want to catch the golden turtle son-in-law Ge Youlie

Yesterday's Mother's Day, Netflix launched her second child's new work "Huang Ali: Iron Lady":

In the new episode, she still has a pregnant belly. This time she will talk about the challenges of having a child, breastfeeding, balancing career and family, etc., "All women should have 3 years of paid maternity leave" and so on...

Of course, there are also all kinds of shit and farts, as well as more violent jokes than the previous episode. I won't spoil the spoilers here, just take a screenshot for you to see:

Ali also told the horror story of her friend's uterine contractions for 72 hours and finally being unable to take an emergency caesarean section.

It looks like people are afraid to have children.

Speaking of this, I just finished reading a book written by an obstetrician and gynecologist called "Only Doctors Know". It is the same as when I read Feng Tang's "Everything Grows" when I was a child. It contains a lot of gossip and perceptions in the Xiehe Obstetrics and Gynecology Department and the emergency room. A guide to what to do if your body is not right.

Comparable to the "Dr. Lilac" in the novel

In fact, when I was a child, I was very keen to have children. When I was a biology major, I firmly believed that the human body should produce the right product at the right time, but then I went through the teaching part and it was terrifying.

Life should not only be about production, but more importantly, the process of establishing connections and companionship and parenting. Even though human beings have been able to control various natural disasters and diseases, the frenzied educational competition and survival pressure after birth are unavoidable in today's society.

A lot of times I thank my parents for bringing me into the world, going through so many good things or struggles (because I'm very active), but sometimes (usually sleepless nights) I also wonder, would I be It is relatively wiser to consider having children after the material conditions have reached a certain level.

What is even more frightening is that after teaching some students with very limited receptive ability, I am very afraid that if my own children are like this, they will be useless.

The most frightening thing is that there are rumors:

The teacher's child has poor grades, the doctor's child loves to get sick

well…

The little friend said: see how you teach

well...

Finally, here are two big Easter eggs:

Girls talk about jokes well, and one day they will be able to marry handsome husbands!

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