Once upon a time, there was a Yan Gou who was obsessed with Xiao Lizi's face after watching Titanic in 3D in the cinema and watched almost all of his films ever since.
Until one day I saw this movie and it was heart-wrenching!
Are you short of money, Director? Do you know the essence of postmodernism, director? Director...., can't you just follow the normal routine? Innovation is not like this! My little plum is at a prosperous age, such beauty is not to be wasted in such an unknown adaptation!
But as soon as the little plum in the movie appeared, Yan Gou suppressed his complaints. What is an elf-like appearance? In the film, Xiao Lizi vividly interprets that if Juliet didn't fall in love with him at first sight, he would probably be a half-blind man with myopia and flashes.
When he saw Xiao Li, he was stunned, and since then he has become a passerby. What is the plot? nonexistent. What is the way of clothing? nonexistent. Is the layout of the scene reasonable? also does not exist. heroine? Oh, that is also automatically filtered, by the way, I remembered that this one later played Homeland Security.
Little Lizi's affectionate gaze at Juliet across the fish tank; Little Lizi and Juliet's tender kiss in the pool; Little Lizi tilted her head playfully; Little Lizi turned her head to look at the screen in the sunset, and the screen's heart was broken (Three vulgar lines sounded in my ears, Wang Dazhui's version: That running under the sunset is his lost youth)
Such a Romeo can afford Juliet's madness to say good night a thousand times!
However, there is one thing that Yan Gou can't bear. In the scene of hosting the wedding, where did the director borrow the eye-catching suit, from a distance, Xiao Lizi feels like a high school student who stole his father's suit.
Due to the temptation of Yan Zhi, Yan Gou cast a conscienceless four-star.
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