American Blind Love Family (Comedy)

General 2022-03-22 09:01:19

1. Every choice of the protagonist group is forcibly made, Every single choice! As long as there is one failure, the drama will end long ago. Forced to use zuo to continue life.

2. The routine is to kill a new person in each episode or tell you who died here before. Anyway, you can collect a new picture book in each episode. Can we get all the ghosts and go home with a gift?

3. This should be renamed to American Blind Date and Love Family, and I don’t want to hurt you and I don’t want to kill you, so I called go away, where can I find such an obedient ghost? Except for a few ugly ones, they are all very amiable ghosts! It can also help you with housework, help you see a doctor, and deliver babies!

4. No matter what your gender or orientation is, you can find ghosts here, and you can choose from a variety of flavors

5. I originally thought it was because the screenwriters were poor, but later I found out that the audience was simply a fool.

6. This drama should be called American Blind Date and Love One Family.

7. This is a comedy, there is no horror scene in the whole play, please eat it with confidence.

8. It's amazing that this drama can even get a 7.7. I've watched a lot of horror movies and it's really not sincere.

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American Horror Story quotes

  • Cordelia Foxx: In the absence of the council, as reigning Supreme of this coven, I hereby decree... for the murders of our sister witch, Cecily Pembroke and our college, Quentin Fleming... you... Myrtle Snow, are hereby sentenced to death by fire.

    Myrtle Snow: Delia, my sweet daughter, I have never been more proud.

    Cordelia Foxx: Any last words?

    Myrtle Snow: Only one. BALENCIAGA!

  • Queenie: [Detroit, 2012] Let me get a 44, extra crispy!

    Irate Customer: Yo! The medium bucket is supposed to have 8 pieces. This one has only 7.

    Queenie: My name is not "Yo", it's "Queenie", and you must have miscounted because I packed that basket myself.

    Irate Customer: Well, you must've got a D in Math 'cause there's only 7 pieces.

    Queenie: Actually, sir, I got an A in Math, all of them. Calculus, Trig, Advanced Algebra.

    Irate Customer: [Sarcastically] Is that so?

    Queenie: Mm-hmm.

    Irate Customer: Look, I'm sure you're a genius, just give me an extra piece of chicken and I'll be done here.

    Queenie: Look, pencil dick, you ate the extra piece and, now, you want a freebie!

    Irate Customer: I'd like to speak to the manager, stupid fat ass!

    Queenie: [Pissed] What did you call me?

    Irate Customer: Get the manager!

    Queenie: [Angrily] I am the manager.

    Irate Customer: [She sticks her hand in the burning hot oil, with her "Human Voodoo Doll" Power transferring the pain to the customer; He screams in agony as his whole hand and forearm burn] Help! I'm burning! Help!

    [He continues screaming in agony]

    Nan: [Cutting to present day with Queenie recounting the incident] Did they send you to jail?

    Queenie: No. There were lots of witnesses, none of them had actually seen me throw the oil. But it made the local newspaper, that's how Miss Cordelia found me.

    Cordelia Foxx: You didn't want to join us at first.

    Queenie: I grew up on white girl shit like "Charmed" and "Sabrina, The Teenage Cracker". I didn't know that there even were black witches. As it turns out, I'm an heir to Tituba. She was a house slave in Salem. She was the first to be accused of witchcraft. So, technically, I'm part of your tribe.

    Madison Montgomery: [Sarcastically] Is this were we all sing Kumbaya?

    Queenie: [Jumping to her feet, ready to fight] Bitch, I will eat you!

    Cordelia Foxx: Hey hey hey! Hey! You guys have got start taking care of each other. We have enough enemies on the outside.