When the army of makeup addicts meets Mao Zi, who can play swords

Donna 2022-03-12 08:01:02

17 The story of the warriors of the fighting nation who swore to the death to resist the Mongolian Tartars. The protagonist played two good swords, but when he was a child, he didn't play the sword well. Uncle Mongolia almost killed him by throwing a meteor. He survived the catastrophe and left serious sequelae. Every day he wakes up, his memory will go back to being 13 years old when he was killed by a meteor. The scene where the neck is tied. It was such an amnesiac who, after his home was destroyed, led his younger brothers to succumb to Batu Khan. Before waiting for the arrival of the coalition forces from various countries, they also used the art of war to defeat the Mongol army. After the coalition failed in the end, more than a dozen fighting ethnic Lao Maozi fought against a large group of people in Wuyangyang, Mongolia. Unexpectedly, Lao Maozi even used various formations to kill the Mongolians in one place (excuse me, how did the Mongolian Tartars reach the east bank of the Rhine with this fighting power?), Brother Shuangjian also killed him at this moment The Mongolian uncle with amnesia was still outnumbered in the end, and Batu Khan made a big move, so he did not hesitate to use the most advanced weapons at that time for the few remaining old men. Brother Maozi was basically crushed to death, and only Brother Shuangjian, who was very strong-willed, survived until the end. He took out the golden axis and saw Batu Khan. The most important thing was that the beautiful routine did Batu Khan before he died, so that this Sweaty mute can't tell how hard it is to eat Huanglian. Brother Kolovrat Shuangjian is simply a two-in-one enhanced version of Changshan Zhao Zilong and Wollongong Mr. Zhuge! ! !

Let's talk about the Mongolian costumes in the play, bro, is it a masquerade party, did you all come straight to the show after the Broadway show? Can you, can you be a little bit more serious! ! ! Beginning with Batu Khan, this smoky makeup looks like you are the grandson of Genghis Khan after all, so you look like a second son, does your grandfather know! There are also the so-called civil and military officials under him, what are they wearing, and the styles of various dynasties are mixed. There is also that face, either made to look like Bai Wuchang, or like a smoky makeup with their master, or like a colorful puzzle, this Mongolian does not inherit the traditional riding of desert nomads. Shooting and fighting skills, one has to become an artist one by one! Really the master loves smoky makeup, and all his soldiers are artists! ! !

Among them, there is also the plot of Brother Shuangjian and his subordinates pretending to be ghosts, scaring the Mongolian soldiers, and shaking the hearts of the barracks. Even the Mongolian uncle finally felt that Brother Shuangjian had the ultimate skill to drive the ghosts. But having said that, in this entire Mongolian military camp, do you see a man with a serious face and a plain face? To be honest, the appearance of these Maozi brothers is not as weird as the appearance of the Mongolians themselves. What are they afraid of? It's not that acting ugly to a certain extent will cause the brain to be extremely stupid, um, it is possible! ! !

The Mongolian army of makeup addicts, following your super funny brainless sweats, let alone conquer Europe, you are fighting a Russian urban-rural junction, and it is estimated that thousands of smoky men will die! ! ! It's better not to be that big head of garlic, go home early, take off your makeup and go to sleep! ! !

Finally, let's talk about our Shuangjian brother and his friends, in order to defend against foreign enemies, they have turned into 300 warriors of the "Russian" version, but there are not so many people, and they can only defeat a hundred or even a thousand with one. My darling, it's like everyone has 30 lives attached (Director, did you set the 30-life mode at the beginning of the title?), I've been busy for a while, and I'll be exhausted if I don't die in battle. , but how could it be thought that in the end, it was bombed and smashed to death. Even so, Brother Shuangjian is still the only one who has eaten Invincible. The invincible time is just long enough for him to play Batu Khan before dying, amazing! I just want to ask weakly: "Director, are you sure you didn't come to China to ask Chen Kaige and Zhang Yimou to learn from the director before making this film? How can you make the film more than Wuji with golden armor all over the city!!!"

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