Otaku Rhapsody

Gloria 2022-03-22 09:01:16

Why do goblins look like dark elves?
Why a goblin who picks up rubbish can build so many robots and repair itself must use magic.
Why can Hellboy and humans have children? (I think I'm being too harsh.)
Goblin Fair reminds me of the wand fair in Harry Potter, the fair in Star Wars, the fair in Men in Black.
The Tooth Fairy is handsome.
The fire girl's new look is very handsome.
Apart from being big, the big tree people have no other special abilities.
It feels like there are only a few people in the Goblin Kingdom, while there are billions of people on the human side, which is too unbalanced.
The last dark angel is very handsome, and the top likes not to draw the eyes in the normal position. The dark angel's eyes are on the wings, and there is a monster in the Pacific Rim that grows on the neck.
When the prince is playing with a gun, he looks like Donnie Yen possessed.
Murlocs are also as shy as Hellboy when they are in love. Fortunately, he has a simpler way of communicating with princesses. Murlocs always like to fall in love with other species. Here the goblin princess and The Shape of Water are human dumb women, but Murlocs and these two girls have some similarities. The young men who fall in love in the otaku movie seem to be so shy, and suddenly remembered the constipation of the male protagonist in "The Story of the Boat" when he confessed to Miyazaki Aoi. Fortunately, the plot development did not go to "The Goddess of the Rainbow" development in that direction.
The core of this movie is these monsters. They walk around and fight in this "world". As for the story, as long as it's not too bad, this is the rhapsody of an otaku.

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Extended Reading
  • Larue 2022-04-23 07:01:20

    Why does the American monkey have a samurai hair?

  • Demetrius 2021-10-20 19:03:01

    The ring hall seen with flour in the new world is a couple, but we are losers. Seeing that half of the left eye was invisible and fell out of sight, I was very tired and almost fell asleep. Actually it's just a blockbuster like this

Hellboy II: The Golden Army quotes

  • Johann Krauss: You will learn to obey me, follow protocol and stay focused at all times.

    Hellboy: Oh, that word - "fock-yused"? Yeah, with your accent, I wouldn't use it that much.

  • Abe Sapien: My name is Abraham Sapien.

    Princess Nuala: There is no such name.

    Abe Sapien: Oh, I don't like it much either, but...

    Princess Nuala: Enough! Give me your hand.

    Abe Sapien: I'm sorry?

    [she menaces him with her dagger; he holds up his hand, and she places hers against it]

    Princess Nuala: You are an agent of the Bureau For Paranormal Research And Defense.

    Abe Sapien: Yes.

    Princess Nuala: And your name is... oh, dear.

    Abe Sapien: Awful, I know.