When it was first released, it was okay to watch the trailer. Li Bingbing also said on Weibo that he had worked hard for the movie and practiced English hard. In the end, I found that the biggest challenge in making this movie was learning English.
The plot is really miserable and screaming:
1. Jia appeared in the desert with a capable attitude. The male protagonist inexplicably said that she was "princess sick". Although it is indeed inappropriate for people to come to the desert wearing a white shirt, this word is definitely not used in this way. .
2. Can the stone bridges for thousands of years be crossed one by one? Don't put so much pressure on it, you just want it to collapse, right?
3. The way to crack all the organs is ridiculous! Either you came across it by accident, or you just observed the different structures of spiders, or just by knowing that the most auspicious number in ancient times was 6, isn't it 9? No, I mean, can you use Zhouyi gossip, yin and yang, five elements, and feng shui secret techniques? You can read a formula and show me a prop. You are exploring, don't you need to bring equipment?
4. Aren't spiders scary? Why are you not afraid, why is it only me who is afraid, I'm sorry, I'm too involved in the drama?
5. Why didn't the little girl who experienced danger and Luke have a word of reminder? Do you have a spirit of sharing?
6. Why don't you just run when you encounter a spider? You have to wait until the story is finished and then run together? Can you wake up?
7. The 2.4*3.2 stone bed is fast pressing on you, Jia, you can't hold it and ask the male protagonist to support it. You think you should run quickly when you are practicing fitness?
8. Take out your phone and take a selfie just to shoot a dead spider? Spider: I don't want face! ! !
9. The villain really has a hole in his head. He stole the water of immortality. Who knows if you put it in your pocket, but you have to run out and tell everyone that I got it, and I got you a big guy. This is an ancient Chinese tomb, and you have no archeology. Skills, you can know where the organs are by tapping left and right. Do you think you are the director? !
10. Spider webs cannot be touched, so why are you so brave to tear spider webs with your hands? Are you crazy?
11. Why does a highly venomous spider stick to spider blood and it's fine? Are you explaining it?
12. With such a high IQ, spiders still know how to use Luke as bait? Or the intact Luke?
13. Luke was injured and unconscious, Jia slapped his face, shouted to wake up, and then came back to life with blood, do you think you are God?
14. Why didn't the big boss climb over to bite you, just because of the protagonist's halo?
15. The end of the big boss is completely dependent on a button, I... I think you are amazing
16. A 90-minute movie requires 10 minutes of memory killing, and I am really not touched at all. . .
17. In the end, the little girl spit out the spider, so you still have the courage to make a sequel? Liang Jingru, don't give it to him!
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Sometimes I really don't understand these stars or people who call themselves actors, such as Huang Xiaoming, why have you hidden your acting skills for so many years, and you haven't given them to your wife? Li Bingbing, who has a lot of shooting experience in blockbusters, does not know that there is a problem with the plot after seeing the script? There are still many people, do they feel that they have made a bad movie and the audience can't see it?
To sum it up, this is a movie that is only worth watching for the trailer. Watching it twice is not enough.
Day 2:
Never before has a movie complained so happily, laughing like a fool early in the morning, and only after a nap did I realize it was a comedy! Let you vent your complaints and relieve stress without knowing it. This is by no means a simple comedy film. It must be recorded in the history books. The average slot is 4 minutes. The director is really well-intentioned. If you change it to 6 Well, after all, the most auspicious number...
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