Director, are you playing too many Raiders games?

Edmond 2022-03-21 09:01:36

I don't know what happened, the secret agent movies in recent years have been rotten. That's all for comedies like "Ace Power Spy" and "Despicable Me", and the so-so handsome secret agent movies like "Ace Agent" and "Secret Agent" have also become gay due to the setting of dual male protagonists Up, even the old classic "007" has replaced the quartermaster with the beloved Ben Miao and accompanied Bond on field trips - hail 00Q!
However, all of the above have only reached the realm of obscenity of the "rotten eyes to see people's base", and the one who really knows how to play is "Agent Fighting for Wind" in 2012.
The plot of "Agent Fighting for Wind" is vulgar and mixed. The light comedy and romance style of "BJ's Single Diary" and the cool action scenes of "Kipian King" are more than enough as a pastime after dinner. It can be called one of the popcorn movies. Popcorn in the movie. There's no bonus point other than the actor's charisma that makes viewers want to watch it a second time.
The heroine, Lauren, must have saved the entire United States in her last life to be written into this script by the screenwriter: beautiful, single and successful in her career, she was first attracted by the sweetheart of Nuan Tang, and then she was confused with the playboy Captain Kirk. The two handsome and playable male protagonists are not only not angry for her behavior, but they also gladly accepted a series of nonsensical evaluations after her. The villain who went down was hijacked.
This seems to be a common problem in love movies of that era, and it is still deeply stuck in the routine of "Twilight". The ultimate difficulty of the heroine is to solve the problem of the century thrown at the beginning of the film: Chris Pine and Tom Hardy are chasing you at the same time , who do you choose?
It is difficult for the director to answer this question himself, so he made three different endings for the film: the main film ending chose Pipa, ending 2 chose Tang Laoshi, ending 3 was very high-energy, and the two male protagonists lived happily ever after. happy life.
Hey, director, there is corruption in the Otome game, aren't you afraid of being scolded to death!

In fact, most Huaichun girls have had similar dreams: Male God No. 1 and Male God No. 2 are both fascinated by themselves. Confined to monogamy, they can only reluctantly watch the male gods make up CP, and then feel satisfied. Eat official candy. Anyway, dreaming and not charging money, you control me!
Looking back at the romance movies over the past few years, it is not difficult to find changes in aesthetic trends: from life and death under the background of "Casablanca", to the urban romance and sweetness in "Breakfast at Tiffany's", to "Back in Time" Seventy Years" and "When Harry Met Sally" began to further discuss the definition of love. In the 21st century, romance films have regressed into the same silly white sweets headed by Disney. After that, series and fantasy movies became popular, and the element of love was like a poison ivy, entangled in it. As several major IPs gradually came to an end, romance films have returned to the right track of development, but the female elements have been greatly strengthened, and they are still biased.
In the female-dominated market environment, film companies are more and more catering to the aesthetics of women's spring dreams. Handsome actors, gorgeous sets, and happy endings, including the third-edition ending of "The Secret Service" also revealed a similar meaning of flattery. In this way, many princess sick girls are accustomed to, and they look forward to being able to reap the sweet love in the movie. Once they find that something is not going their way, they will attack relentlessly.
Any art originates from life and is higher than life, so should the truth passed to the audience. After the release of "Predecessor 3" some time ago, many people actually want to contact their exes. This is no different from the behavior of elementary school girls who committed suicide because of "Palace" a few years ago. The above two, the interpretation of the spring dream It was a big mistake.
The only good thing about Hollywood's high commercialization is that directors and writers aren't "serious bullshit", they're bullshitting for bullshit's sake. They don't mean to throw you a Genovia princess title to make you dream 114 minutes, but they also seriously convince you of "He's Just Not That Into You".

After writing and writing, I digress again... Let's go back to "Agents Fight for Wind". There are a lot of laughs, especially when you see the ending 2 at station B after watching the feature film, you can literally die of laughter. Pai Pai and Tang Tiantian are really good-looking, and the interaction between the two is also very cute. Unfortunately, after each had a CP, the pair was almost forgotten. If "Agent Fighting for Wind" were put on the air now, It is estimated that you can also harvest a wave of CP powder. The character of the heroine makes me very dissatisfied: please, you have money and looks, and it's not good to be single! If you have to blend in with a pair of good friends, is it because you have too little work or are your girlfriends too busy?
Finally, from my point of view, I will answer the peerless problem: Well, choose none, I belong to Asa.

Okay, okay, answer again: At first, I wanted to choose the sweet soup, but then I felt that the pie was good so that it was... so annoying, so why not choose it!
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This Means War quotes

  • [first lines]

    Man 1: [over comms] All eyes are up.

    Man 2: Sat cams are good.

    Man 1: Target is inbound.

    Man 2: ETA five minutes.

    Collins: Mission is a go. Repeat, you are green to go. Intercept and apprehend the Heinrich brothers. Secure the device. And remember, this mission is covert.

  • Katie: So what brings you to Hong Kong? Business or pleasure?

    FDR Foster: Pleasure.

    Tuck: Business.

    FDR Foster: A little of both.

    Katie: What kind of business are you in?

    FDR Foster: I am a cruise ship captain of a very large vessel. My small friend here is a kick-ass travel agent.

    Katie: Permission to come aboard, captain.