"Mystery Nest" is about to be released, what aspects of the film may be worth paying attention to?

Margaretta 2022-03-09 08:01:25

Looking at Li Bingbing's still-beautiful movie poster and the terrible trailer, I spent 50 oceans to buy movie tickets hehehehehehehe I am sitting in the movie theater writing these words to describe it in general In minutes, I have a strong and realistic premonition. It's a bad film, and it's a very bad film. There are a few mystery nests, no more, no less, all of them. 1. Deafening sound effects Generally, bad films will use this kind of mentally retarded sound to cover up the plot. Tasteless 2. The general routine of the bad movie The team expedition started, and there were more than six people in this team, so they would definitely die on the road 3. All kinds of brain-damaged women n men n, such as the woman who fell into the lava violently 4. A cluttered taste of foreign adoration I see that the writers and original stories are all Australian and the background is another big sign of a bad movie in China. This is reflected in countless movies. Let's first talk about the historical issue to find the elixir, even if the background is Qin Dynasty, Xu Fu and Qin Shihuang. A horrible white paper and painting appeared in the secret room? The main colors of the costumes of the Qin Dynasty are black, gold, and red. Everyone has seen the portrait of Qin Shihuang in the history books earlier. What does it mean to have an emperor like Li Shimin in the movie? Trouble Australian screenwriters, read more books before writing, before the set, no culture, please don't mess with Chinese culture for five thousand years, it's not a smile you can do if you want to do it. Do you and the director know what kind of shit you're filming? ? ? ? I looked up and added another stone hammer, a mess of unwanted love lines, a completely retarded movie in the last century where squads fight monsters and fucking save the world. Anyway, I don't want to give hope back money. Mystery Nest, you fucking I brought a box of pesticides in and got it all done. Thank you.

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7 Guardians of the Tomb quotes

  • Jack Ridley: You can't save everyone. The best you can do is try.

    Jack Ridley: [flings lit torch at spider horde] I Never Met An Animal That Wasn't Afraid Of Fire

    Jack Ridley: [to a skeleton] Buddy You Look Like I Feel

  • Luke: [to Mason] Why Don't You Go To Hell/You Can Go To Hell

    Jia: [at Mason in disbelief] You're Doing It All Over Again... Playing God With Other Peoples' *Lives*

    [last lines]

    Mason: *Playing* God? This Is About *Becoming* God!

    [when told to burn in hell or go to hell takes aim with a crossbow at them]

    Mason: Yeah... Well You First