Ask a guy a question, have you ever tried to jerk off without the stimulation of any pornography?
Girl, what would you do if you found out that your significant other had a 1T hard drive full of all kinds of pornography?
To understand this question, "Love Saint 囧 SELF" is definitely a film not to be missed.
This is a very fun sex comedy devoted to AV. The male protagonist Joe, played by 囧 Joseph, is young, handsome and has a good figure, and is dubbed by his friends as a lover. He's like a modern Don Juan, who can easily find beautiful girls to spend their spring nights with, and change into a different beau every time he goes to bed.
But even so, Joe still loves to watch AV, in other words, the kind of pornographic movies with 1T hard drive. He made the bed ritually every day, took out the computer, laid out the tissues, and enjoyed the process.
Even with the hot and sexy stunner Barbara played by Scarlett Johansson, who he really likes, after rolling the sheets on a date, he can't help but turn on the computer and watch a little porn...
In Qiao's opinion, real guns and live ammunition are good, but there is still a big gap between watching movies and making love in reality: many postures and movements cannot be practiced in reality, and women require a lot and their reactions are far less than that brought by A-movies. Intense, from falling in love, cultivating relationships, meeting parents to marriage, contraception, preventing infection, etc. are very annoying.…
This movie shows men's passion for AV vividly.
Many of Joe's complaints should not hit the majority of male compatriots too much, such as this one: "The missionary pose is the worst posture, the bobo is flat, and the butt can't be seen or touched, because she is lying flat, And it's basically me moving."
And "Condoms are really abominable and unpleasant, but, do you want to not wear them? Impossible. It's not like in the movie, if something goes wrong, they will kill you."
Joe finally came to the conclusion: "It's still not as good as pornography."
Yes, sex in reality can't be everything, but porn shows a near-perfect state.
Some people describe watching movies and making love in reality as the distance from the seller's show to the buyer's show, from the wedding photos to the person.
However, Joe, who loves watching AV, ran into trouble in love. His girlfriend Barbara was furious when she found out that he was watching AV, which was completely unacceptable.
"Why should I give up watching movies? Doesn't every man watch it?" Although Joe apologized, he didn't take it seriously, and decided to move from the ground to the ground and watch it secretly.
But often walking by the river, how can there not be wet shoes.
Finally one day, he was found by his girlfriend's web browsing records and found that he browsed 46 pornographic web pages in one day, so his girlfriend collapsed instantly...
Joe thinks his girlfriend is asking too much, because there is no man who doesn't watch AV - if he says he doesn't, he must be lying to you. But Barbara still couldn't accept it and left angrily.
With his girlfriend gone, Qiao was puzzled and lost.
Joe meets Esther, an older mature woman played by Julianne Moore in a frustrated period. In a talk, Joe said that he is not addicted to pornography, and that every man will watch it. Esther said to him: "You try not to watch it. Are you playing a plane?" Then Jon Joseph went home and tried it, and found that he couldn't fight, and then he was really embarrassed...
Then, Esther gave Joe a profound education that can be described and indescribable. Joe refreshed his sexual concept and realized the true meaning of sex, and completed the great harmony of life.
What is your attitude towards AV in this age of easy access to porn? What do you think of the behavior of the male lead in this movie?
First of all, pornography satisfies people's sexual fantasies, and people release their sexual energy, relax themselves, and relieve stress through watching movies and masturbating. It's normal for men to like AV (and many women do too), and it's normal for men not to like AV (Korean dramas are women's AV, but not every woman likes Korean dramas), because we have many ways to vent our sexual energy , preferences and aesthetics are also very diverse.
A woman can't understand why a man wants to watch AV after he is with her, just like a man can't understand why a woman still enjoys the plot of the overbearing president falling in love with me after marrying him.....
Compared to Barbara, I appreciate Esther's attitude towards Joe watching AV - he understands it very well, and chats with Joe openly and naturally about AV, why he likes AV so much, and even takes the initiative to buy better quality movies for him.
However, what needs to be reflected is that for many men, their views on sex are constructed by AV. Adolescent boys are often exposed to AV rather than formal sex education. The strong stimulation of AV brings a preconceived impression, and the continuous immersion for many years after that has led to unrealistic sexual expectations and sexual anxiety in men. Therefore, we often say that AV makes men impotent, and Korean dramas make women love impotent, which is not unreasonable.
The exaggerated and well-designed performances in the AV bring strong stimulation to men, leading to unrealistic sexual expectations for men. When a man has sex with his lover, he may unconsciously compare it with AV, and then feel disappointed. I think sex is boring, but I still don't have AV. Over time, men become more and more cold in their sex life. Even the unsatisfied sex expectations make men more thirsty and eager for the temptation outside.
Joe wasn't that much interested in real women, in large part because he couldn't devote himself to it. Every time the sex is going on, the pictures of those actresses come to mind, compare them unconsciously, and then feel disappointed.
Esther wakes up the dreamer: "The unhealthy ones you saw before, those are not the same as real sex, it's ridiculous. The film I gave you is different (I guess it may be a film with a more female perspective or a Good sex science movie), you should watch it. Your usual kind of sex, it's totally one-way, like I'm a dummy."
A pair of orangutans in the zoo did not know how to mate and could not reproduce. The staff were very anxious. The park leaders came up with a good idea: let the gorillas watch AV and learn to mate. Later, they really learned it and watched the male orangutans work hard Moving. The leaders laughed. Then, the orangutan pulled out and shot in the face of the mother orangutan.
Joe's complaints are actually used by the director to show the misconceptions conveyed by AV and tell people what the real situation is——
Making love is the communication and cooperation of two people, rather than showing various tricks to the audience;
Safety protection measures must be taken when making love. In unprotected sex, women's anxiety is far greater than pleasure;
Sex is premised on both being acceptable and comfortable, and some positions and styles just look cool.
It is cool to watch AV, but to realize the scene in AV is to confuse reality and imagination. So, is real sex necessarily inferior to AV?
Joe said he likes watching AV because he can lose it, in the process he can lose himself, he likes the feeling of madness and ecstasy.
And Esther told him that the real lose it is to lose it to someone else, "If you want to lose yourself, you have to invest in your other half first, and she has to invest in you, it's a two-way communication. "
Esther made Joe rediscover sex, and he finally experienced the kind of ecstasy that he had achieved when he was fully committed to the other person. Through sex, Esther also made Joe re-acquainted with intimacy. Joe found himself in each other's eyes and understood each other....
Sexy young woman makes a man momentary. But it is the wise woman who really makes men fall and grow.
In the film, compared to Joe's previous girlfriend, Esther is average in appearance and much older than Joe, but Esther's biggest killer is that she understands men and can communicate.
It is normal for the hard drive to have 1T A-pieces, but no matter how large the hard drive is, it cannot equal a lover who has the same soul.
To be fully united with a body and mind is love.
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