You cried and told me that fairy tales are not deceitful

Vinnie 2022-03-23 09:01:38

A film that I really want to complain about, but one after another I found that the grooves were filled. Logically speaking, the logic loopholes of the plot are continuously supported through dialogue.

Just when I was about to complain about how the orcs knew so much about human sex, the war two thousand years ago immediately disappeared. Just when I wondered if non-humans would be excluded, well, you let me see the centaurs' police have leaked. Then all kinds of tooth extractions and the emergence of Asians only came to a conclusion: our big earth only discriminates against orcs.

Just when I discovered a fatal slot why one of you four b-bad cops doesn't pick up a wand and turn people into nothing, well, you told me that only light can control it.

Then, I started to be teased by your two good friends and went to a nightclub to see pictures that are not suitable for children, until I saw a human-like pupil flash.

Well, I finally understand, one of the scenes of this film tells that the [Lizardman] is by our side?

Wells Secret is the first-choice male protagonist for the public reaction test film of the concept of "Aliens exist, and they are all around us"! Forgive me for my bad grammar, I was uncomfortable with attributive clauses.

Not only aliens now, Wells Secret, you cried and told me that fairy tales are not deceitful.

As for why you cry, you are old.

I used to like the director taking pictures of you getting up, from [Independence Day] to [Me, Robot], and in [I Am Legend], I took the panorama of the bath directly. Are you old now? Are your muscles slack? Gotta cover it up with a tattoo and use a backlight, right?

What about your cat? Because of the 2008 financial crisis, although happiness knocked on the door, but the cat ran to someone else's house?

Hmph, the cat star is really not a good thing.

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Extended Reading
  • Myrna 2022-03-19 09:01:04

    Netflix's movie spirit is fully revealed in this film, that is - turn on the movie and watch TV.

  • Lambert 2021-11-25 08:01:28

    Congratulations to Will Smith for joining the non-guaranteed luxury list for the evening festival. Suicide Squad, the subsidiary Meili has already rushed to such an extent that he still doesn't know how to cherish the feathers, and is afraid that he will follow in Cage's footsteps. ps This is not the modern middle-earth man in black, the rhythm is simply broken, hold your forehead.

Bright quotes

  • [Nick carries Daryl out of a burning building, and they both collapse]

    Daryl Ward: Still not my friend.

    Nick Jakoby: Ah, I never really liked you anyway.

    Daryl Ward: Think you're a big dog now that you're blooded, huh?

    Nick Jakoby: Yeah, pretty big.

    Daryl Ward: Hey, Nick?

    Nick Jakoby: Yeah?

    Daryl Ward: Fuck magic.

    Nick Jakoby: Oh, I don't know. I still think it's kinda cool.

  • [last lines]

    City Councilman: Faced with armed terrorists, obsessed with myths from thousands of years ago, two of our officers held the line...

    Daryl Ward: [sotto] I hate seeing those scumbags up there with Rodriguez.

    Nick Jakoby: [sotto] Let it go, Ward. We know, okay? That's enough.

    City Councilman: ...Officer Daryl Ward, and our nation's first Orcish police officer, Nicholas Jakoby. Jakoby...

    [Nick bows, allowing the Councilman to hang a medal around his neck. Daryl sees Tikka hiding in the crowd, and smiles for the first time]

    City Councilman: Ward...

    [Ward bows, and receives his medal]

    City Councilman: Congratulations, Ward.

    Daryl Ward: Thank you, sir.