This is a film review: Don’t send your children to Yuzhang Academy for renovation if they don’t live up to it!

Anahi 2022-03-25 09:01:05

The young master of Washington, the world’s first famous martial artist, reversed the earth to save the common people in 1978, coupled with both political integrity and humanity, no one in the world knows, no one does not know, the top one is ten. Years.

In 1989, the second young master of Washington came out of the mountain. His master was the instructor of the scissor-hands, who was unknown at the time and later flew into the sky. Unlike his brother, the second young master was not able to split Huashan and fly into the sky like his brother, because the sky will fall. Responsible for the enlightenment of the people, the perseverance of self-worked minds and muscles, cultivated a strong righteousness, willing to protect the right way in the world, and set an example for ordinary people to be gentlemen and men. The world's prestige was given to my younger brother.

Unexpectedly, there are so many villains in Holywood, Los Santos. In the fourth year, there was a man who secretly drew a pair of nipples on the official uniform of the second young master of Hua. The Second Young Master of Hua didn't know it. He walked through the hall and was met by those reckless village women. He was shocked and made up many slanderous and false statements. He even said that the Second Young Master of Hua Longyang was a child prostitute. The second young master of Hua was unbearable, so he returned to his hometown and thanked the guests behind closed doors.

When the Hua family is retired, there is naturally no shortage of other heroes in the world, such as the Fu family and the Suo family. They are all relatives of the ancestors and the emperor. There are a group of strange men and women under their knees, all with natural magical powers and acquired insect bites, within a few years. Kungfu has taken the lead. Speaking of the Hua family in the world, it is just an old legend.

In 2005, there was a Ph.D. surnamed Nuo, an Englishman who was well-known for investigating the murderer. He went to Washington to visit the Second Young Master. He said painfully that there were still many injustices in the world and how the human heart was degenerate. He wanted to ask the Second Young Master to come out. The second young master initially refused to say that I was no longer the hero that the people needed. Who knows that Dr. Nuo said that although the king is not the hero that the people need, he is the hero that the people deserve now.

A word touched the heart of a gentleman, and Young Master Hua Er went out with Dr. Nuo to burn the past and changed his name to the Black Knight. Three years later, after breaking the clown's odd case and returning to the top of the Wu champion, the heroes of the Fu family and the Suo family had to look forward to the wind and shun the edge.

Among them, a strange incident occurred in 2006. There was a man who had exactly the same appearance and skills as the young master of the Hua family. He flew from outside and said that the return of the young master of the Hua family. After being exposed, Yi was just an impostor who came to find his illegitimate son. The people were greatly disappointed, and jointly named the Wanyan Booklet to Washington.

Since then, Washington has the desire to let the Washington Master, the Second Master, the Eldest and the other four masters go out together.

In 2008, just as the second young master regained the top spot in the name of the black knight, he didn't intend for a scientist with a wealth of wealth to faintly become an idol.

It turns out that since the young master of Washington became famous in 1978, the world’s science and technology has become famous every day, and since 2007, it has become a plaything in the palm of ordinary people. Therefore, those scientific and creative people who are good at inventing and creating have become the most able to call the wind and rain in the blink of an eye. man of. The so-called "Although I can't fight, I have money to make armor."

This Iron Man was originally from Manfu, and there are many genius and geek inventors in Manfu. They don't ride white horses and gamma. However, the family has been in the family for a long time. This iron man was born, and the orphans of Manfu came to respond in a row. Within a few years, no one would mention the name of the champion champion, and the people said that the hero must be called the beginning of the man.

Washington, like all the famous families, is proud and arrogant, and there is a sense of unwillingness to live in the sky. The Fourth Young Master was the first to rush out of the mansion door uncontrollably, vowing to be like the eldest brother and the second elder brother, and set twelve pieces. The achievements that are not born in the world, then together with the eldest and second brothers, will bring all the brothers and sisters to the list of achievements, so as to teach the world to know that the heroes come from the Chinese family.

Who ever thought that the Fourth Young Master went out less than two hours before he even crawled back to the mansion. He was shocked and asked about what happened. The Fourth Young Master remorsefully said that he was defeated in a computer battle suit. Everyone was puzzled. Explain, that Iron Man is red with a computer suit. Why do you get green when you wear a computer suit?

The fourth young master’s defeat, Lu Xiang was a joke, and Washington had no choice but to turn to Dr. No. No. Dr. No. recommended one person at the time. He was General Zha, who had a rate of 300 muscular men at the Hot Spring Pass that year and resisted the King of Persia.

In fact, General Zha had a long history with Washington, and he was close friends with everyone who guarded the gates of Washington. Washington Dang even handed over the responsibility of the young master's comeback to General Zha, and ordered Dr. Nou to accompany him.

The eldest master has retired since 1987. This time he has been out of the mountain and has no knowledge of world affairs. The people came here admiringly, but they were not allowed to get close to them. Because of their grievances, a nursery rhyme came out, saying: "Washington Pills, Man Mansion shall stand, Women's Federation Xing, Iron Knight King, when the long night is endless, there will be no more in the world. black Knight."

Washington has received this fierce belief, knowing that when it comes to survival, nursery rhymes are not credible, and the hearts of the people must not be lost. On the other side of Man's Mansion, all the children have been integrated into a team. From then on, "No. 1 in the world" is no longer a person's name, but a group name, which is the first time in history. The entire Washington was dispatched, and the arrow was already on the line.

General Zha thought before and after thinking, and made a sure-fire plan for Washington-let the young master and the second young brother fight against each other, and then let the young lady come to persuade peace, this "general harmony" can be the best, even if it doesn't. It can also let the eldest lady raise the flag for Washington.

What happened later, as expected by General Zha, the eldest lady burst into the city with a smile, and then burst into the country with a smile, and was added to the body by the yellow robe of hundreds of millions of people. Besides Wu Zhuangyuan, another throne was established and called the "goddess."

On the other side, after the defeat of the four young masters in Washington, they lay dormant in bed and could not afford them for many years. The elders of the family ancestors finally closed the door for a secret discussion. Three days later, they made a decision: It will cost a lot of money to invite the Master Taillight of the Mansion to teach you the young masters to tell jokes.

When the four young masters heard this letter, they were all in an uproar, saying that the men in Washington conquered the world, relying on flying to escape from the sky, relying on wisdom and courage, relying on gods to walk thousands of miles, relying on overturning the sea, relying on understanding the human heart, promoting justice, hoeing evil, and supporting the universe. But he never made a fool of himself by gagging. The elders of the clan elders are willing to listen, and concluded that Manfu is now gaining power, all because the jokes are well told, the base front is well played, and the four young masters are forbidden and not allowed to follow.

Therefore, in 2017, 40 years after the young master came out for the first time, Washington sent the four young masters to a college, locked the gates to prevent entry and exit, and added torture if they didn’t learn to tell jokes. Either fill the board with soap or get an electric shock. After thirty, the four brothers gave in three, only the young master Krypton's body was invulnerable, and he didn't care about any punishment.

The elders worked out a humiliation plan in the last thirty-six, and pulled out the young master’s full-faced beard one by one. Jay.

In this way, the elders of Washington were finally satisfied. The four young masters followed the eldest lady to fight for the hero title of "No. 1 in the world". Although the four young masters were undiminished in their magical powers, they would take turns to talk about them every time they went. A joke, the onlookers were puzzled and even cold-eyed. The eldest master was frustrated, lying on the factory floor in the far north of the Raksha country, and said to his brothers and sisters: I would rather die.

The second young master in Washington had an English butler named Ah Fu. Seeing this scene, he couldn’t help but feel sad and shouted at the elders of the Washington patriarchs: “If your child is not up to date, he is also his own child. Don’t send it to Yu. Zhang Academy has been transformed into a child of someone else’s family!!!"

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  • Lorenz 2022-03-19 09:01:02

    The Avengers, like the Justice League, the leader must be a human without any abilities. In order to demonstrate the victory of humanism and rational science (and wealth), any weird force and spirit will be subdued. But now Batman can't find a position in this world at all. Even the biggest selling point, "humanity", was surrendered to Superman. Iron Man has another special skill: self-sacrifice. But Batman only finances and occasionally bruises. The guide is still suitable for multi-purpose songs. (COHEN!)

  • Telly 2021-10-20 19:00:17

    A movie without soul and attitude. The script and lines are rigid and boring, the editing is rushed and messy, the whole film is like dozens of short films put together, the necessary foreshadowing and connection are not cut or not, even the design sense of fighting is seriously regressed. Obviously, there is only one mentality behind shooting such a bunch of things: rushing to work to deal with errands.

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