Superman has a big chest, but we are here for Wonder Woman | Wang Junjun's story. At the beginning of the story, a rookie bronze player Batman had a bad top score. He could only bully elementary school students at night and beat them in a mess. To make Batman angry, he broke the keyboard, he yelled, although I have no skills, I have more money than Jack Ma, I will go and practice with him! So he started looking for a training partner online.
The first one to be found was Wonder Woman in the golden group. Wonder Woman has an exclusive BGM that can single out elementary school students, and the legs are two meters long, which is really awe-inspiring. Batman couldn't help but say from the heart later. Ta is too high (He really said this line, I am very confused.)
The second one was the steel frame. The steel frame belonged to the player whose hand speed couldn’t keep up with his ideas. So he chopped his hands and replaced them with a pair of robotic hands. Even though they were bought at a discount on Double Eleven, they still spent money. For his father a lot of money. After changing hands, the steel frame still hovered in the silver rank, so he quarreled with his father all day long.
Later, Wonder Woman went to find Steel Bone to form a team. Steel Bone felt that it was too embarrassing to let the girl take her own points, so he refused. Unexpectedly, Steel Bone’s father hated iron for not making steel. He secretly opened his number to play in the ranks and was killed by Steppenwolf. When I got out of shit, the steel bone went home and saw it. He pushed my father away and said, let me come. So the steel frame was added.
The third one to join is the Flash. The Flash is the opposite of Steel Bone. It belongs to the kind of amazing hand speed. Because the hand speed is too fast, there is no girlfriend. Because there is no girlfriend, the hand speed is faster. Over time, he won the title of Flash. .
But because he was too fast, he had orgasm before others started the foreplay, so no one wanted to be a teammate with him. He hadn't even played a single qualifying match. So when the bronze master spoke, the Flash would joined.
The fourth one to join is Neptune, he is really a man, but he never speaks the truth, he only leaves everyone behind after his poisonous tongue, especially cool.
He has been the horse king, slept with the dragon mother, snatched One Piece's wife, and this time he wanted to be a Wonder Woman. There was no one he didn't dare to talk about, and there was nothing he didn't dare to say.
He started to complain about Batman trash, the Flash would only sell cute and fall flat, complain about the steel bones and cheat the old and not independent, only Lao Tzu is the best.
Just when he was about to start complaining about the director compromising the audience, making popcorn entertainment, too cliché! When the editing cuts a character in an average of 5 minutes, and the audience doesn't know who Lao Tzu is, Wonder Woman quickly blocked his mouth, and then tied him with a mantra string, so he could only speak the truth.
So he began to confess Wonder Woman: Aquaman said: Only the golden group, good looks, and long legs like Wonder Woman are worthy of his teammate. He said that he even thought of some Japanese adult AV movies with big legs. Sorry, I thought about it.
In this way, one gold, three silvers, and one bronze started team training, but they suddenly found a problem: gold and bronze are two different stages, and they cannot be ranked together. As a result, the bronze master Batman began to train hard to improve points. He trained so hard that he even trained his ninth pack.
Finally, the master finally got silver 5. Batman used to be a coach-level figure in the hearts of many fans. I don't know why he fell here. In short, everyone happily went to the first qualifying match. The opponent was Steppenwolf. The strength of Steppenwolf was fluctuating. It was set to be a mystery.
The five men and him were evenly matched, and it was inextricably difficult to distinguish.
He put on the helmet and began to show off, but others said that his helmet was copied from Iron Man, so he was forcibly stopped.
Batman is angry, yelling at Iron Man, calling Ah Fu to open the plug-in, get a super crab, and launch missiles to blow up Steppenwolves. Steppenwolf suddenly remembered that he had watched a movie called "Wolf Warrior 2". As a member of the wolf clan, he stimulated his potential and caught the missile empty-handed. Then started taunting Batman, what if you have money, competitive games are fair. The four silver scum scum are being abused, but Wonder Woman performs normally
Batman was angry again, he thought, what is a wolf of war? Ma Yun can sling Wu Jing. Why can't I do it? It must be because the money hasn't been spent. So I spent more money and invited the king-level power leveling, Kryptonian Clark, nicknamed Superman.
In fact, Superman had doubled with Batman before, but Batman was too bad to carry. If it wasn't for Wonder Woman who happened to be a passerby teammate with them at the end of the battle, he almost lost. Superman was miserable by Batman.
So Superman vowed to never play with Batman again, no matter how much money he spent. Also beat Batman. Take the opportunity to avenge his head. Batman thought, you don't want money, your wife definitely wants it. Just after Double Eleven, no woman is not short of money, so he spent money to buy Superman's wife and mother.
Under the pressure of his wife and mother, Superman became the sixth best man. He pressed the Steppenwolf on the ground and rubbed it without fighting back (in the literal sense), and finally breathed out (in the literal sense), one Bo took the Steppenwolf away. After qualifying, everyone took a selfie at the entrance of the Internet cafe and sent it to the circle of friends.
Easter Egg 1: The Flash asks Superman, why do you have a girlfriend so fast? I don’t believe it, I want to compete with you. Easter egg 2: Luther escapes from the prison, and then finds the death knell (the Deadpool prototype), ready to defeat Superman. The death knell said that only Jack Ma can defeat Superman. Audience: Superman is invincible, Batman is rich, but we all come to see Wonder Woman.
Seriously sum up: DC gave up the sense of epic and philosophy, and began to bow to the audience and the market, taking the entertainment route. The good thing is that the entertainment is greatly improved, the fun becomes more interesting, it is not boring, the fight is refreshing, and it is friendly to the general audience. But I think there are more disadvantages. The editing was obviously rushed later, and the whole rhythm was very awkward and awkward. It was A5 minutes, B five minutes, C five minutes, villain five minutes, memory five minutes, D five minutes, and then loop. In order to please the audience, there is no connotation at all, and the plot does not even need to be guessed, even the decisive battle is so cliche. Historically, the description of steppe wolves required humans and gods to defeat them. As a result, Superman was instantly killed as soon as he arrived. It can also be said that the villain has no sense of existence, and the whole movie is clichés and clichés. Since Aquaman and Ganggu do not have a personal movie, most audiences probably don't know them. The whole movie feels like a rush, anxious, and eager for quick success. However, on the road of entertainment, Marvel leads too much. "Thor 3" pure entertainment can be said to be ingenious. I don't understand why DC can't find another way. But please don’t get me wrong. This is not a bad movie. It can barely reach 7 points. I personally think that it is 6.5 points or more and 7 points or less. As a superhero movie, he is qualified. We have everything that should be and it is worth a fare. We shouldn't be too harsh. Said it is not good, but it does not match the previous DC expectations. As a digression, in a major case of national concern a few days ago, I happened to see a very capable young man saying that he felt that the case was unfair, so he had to fly to Japan personally to use his ability to influence and force legal justice. . (It’s really awesome to have money) After discussing with him in private messages, I asked him, Superman, who is absolutely just like Superman, has to be handcuffed to the court for trial when he is questioned and interfered with the law. Why do you think you are? The justice in the heart is right, so that it interferes with the law? So you see, superhero movies that have connotations and talk about philosophy are actually useful and marketable. Otherwise, how could "Watchmen" become a god? I hope that DC can take its own path and make a good movie of its own style, and don't shoot this kind of four different things next time. If you must make a superhero movie of entertainment popcorn, I also hope that carpentry can be more refined and refined. It makes me so refreshed that I forget to complain. (The pictures in this article are all from the Internet) End
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