Devastated.

Jayne 2022-03-22 09:01:33

The new version of the Oriental Train is really bad, just say a few things.

1. The director may not know whether he is shooting Polo or Sherlock Holmes.

2. The soundtrack is the biggest failure of the whole film. The classic 12-person murder scene was co-operated by the director with a lyrical song to wrap the drowsy audience in an attempt to render sympathy and sublime justice. But he is too naive. With this level of soundtrack, I have no other idea. I just want to recite an unpopular love poem by Xi Murong on the spot.

3. The director moved the most important group scene at the end of the film to the outside of the carriage, just to create an extremely stupid "Last Supper". it is ridiculous. When he destroyed the foundation of the story-the "room of secrets" design, the film was like a deflated ball, and there was nothing left.

4. A series of truthful monologues before Polo got off the bus, redundant and embarrassing. The righteous creed he believes in has long been smashed and rebuilt in this train, and the final choice is only because kindness and difficulty overwhelmed the wrist of reason, so how can he give everyone a powerful closing speech, he will leave snow at most A string of mixed footprints in the ground.

5. When the time comes, I will forcibly rub a wave of the Nile massacre, with a shy face and the favor of the middle-aged audience. Wouldn't it make sense if we didn't crowdfund the filming of the Nile Massacre for the director?

Last question, I'm really curious. Those friends who are chanting why isn't Johnny Depp playing Polo, are you serious?

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Murder on the Orient Express quotes

  • British Military Escort: How did you know it was him, sir? From just a tiny crack on the wall?

    Hercule Poirot: I have the advantage. I can only see the world as it should be. And when it is not the imperfection stands out like the nose in the middle of a face. It... it makes most of life unbearable, but it is useful in the detection of crime.

    British Military Escort: But it's as though you see into their hearts and divine their true natures.

    Hercule Poirot: And whatever people say, there is right, there is wrong. There is nothing in between.

  • Hercule Poirot: Whatever people say, there is right. There is wrong. There is nothing in-between.