time-wasting crap

Madisyn 2022-03-09 08:01:16

I always thought that Sister Sun was the number one beauty in the Korean entertainment industry, and I liked her very much. Admiring her name this time, I watched "Pirates", but I didn't expect it to be a bad film with sincerity. The Korean film industry is particularly developed in East Asia, and the level of screenwriting is also very high. I did not expect that more than ten years later in the 21st century, films with such a backward awareness are still produced.
Since this year, I have watched a lot of Li Chao-themed films, of which the best quality is of course "Si Mourning", a very serious historical film, a family ethics court version, and its genre should be regarded as a drama film. The so-called drama, basically tells the story of the human world, there is no third type of contact, there is no strange force, there is no heaven and earth, fighting must conform to physics, and you will die if you are shot... All things are in reality. It could happen, and that's the drama.
Similar to this film, the shark drags the thief's boat to run fast, something that is almost impossible to happen in reality appears in the story, this is not called a drama, so there is no problem with positioning it as action and adventure.
The best in the genre of action and adventure are the first three "Raiders of the Lost Ark", which basically set the tone for this genre.
Forget it, I don't want to write it anymore, just briefly summarize the story and break it down.
After Li Chenggui usurped the throne, he sent envoys to Ming Dynasty, hoping to get the canonization of Zhu Yuanzhang in order to gain the orthodox status. I have to say, there are so many Chinese and foreign students in Korea, can’t you find someone who can speak Chinese well? Anyway, it is also a marginal role, there are not many shots, it sounds really awkward. The envoy returned to the country with the imperial seal and the country title bestowed by Ming Taizu. On the way, because of playfulness, he attacked a small whale, and was retaliated by a big whale. It was a sperm whale. The gift box containing the royal seal fell into the sea and was swallowed by a whale. Very coincidentally, after the big whale attack, it was unfortunately stuck in the flagpole that fell from the sky. Without this coincidence, the story could not continue.
If there is no Yuxi to go back, it is possible to return to the dog belt, so they tried to find a cruel criminal. Why do you have to use a criminal officer? It may be that there is no one in the court, and this officer is quite effective.
There are two major problems in this film: ① Too many lines, blunt fusion, and the effect is very poor. ② All kinds of details are very indifferent and full of loopholes.
The crime officer was implicated because his subordinates had conspired to attack the king, and this subordinate was the current bandit leader Zhang Mou. In fact, the military camp was very tiring. The founding monarch, which one is not a hero from the military, which one is a fuel-efficient lamp? To be scolded in public by a company-level officer under his command, and finally the company-level officer escaped from the camp... unreasonable and unreasonable.
This Zhang, in front of him is a young officer with ideals, aspirations, disorganized and undisciplined, and in the back he doesn't look like he used to be at all. How did it change? Is it because of limited space that the arrangement cannot be opened, or is the screenwriter changed before and after? Sometimes united and tense, sometimes serious and lively, is it schizophrenia?
Infighting broke out in the pirate gang, and the big leader, Xiao Ma, who didn't care about the employees, was beaten down. In fact, this is a very familiar routine, and you don't see too many from childhood to adulthood. As long as you don't see the head of XX's important character fall to the ground, he will definitely not die, he will definitely come back, and the same is true for the pony.
I have a question, Colt is also quite strong, why is it a right-wing capitulationist? Is it really not the general agent of the Songjiang route among the North Korean pirates?
The background is probably like this, module: ① The royal seal was swallowed by a whale, and it was impossible to deliver, so the criminal officer led his department to hunt the whale. ②The crime officer cooperated with Son Ye-jin. Son Ye-jin and Whale were old friends, so they couldn't bear to start, and they were ineffective. ③The pony returns, cooperate with the pony, the pony is very powerful. ④The bandit teamed up with the pirates and returned to the sea to deal with the pony and the criminal.
Jiujiang.

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  • Remington 2022-04-23 07:05:05

    "It's the sea that feeds you, not this country." What is going on with this inexplicable Chaoshan spiritual core, making me cry again?

  • Perry 2022-04-21 09:03:41

    Saw this movie in Korea. Although I basically don't understand it, I can actually understand the general plot, and I laughed where I should laugh. Bai Juyi's poetry can be seen by even illiterate old women, so this movie can also be understood by foreigners who can't understand it. It's very good!