Demonstrate what it means to be overkill

Loraine 2022-03-25 09:01:06

1. Charlie got all the kingsman data in one car with a robotic arm... Huh? ? ? ? ? ? ? What about the top spy organization? ? ? ? ? Wait, don't take clothes like this, maybe the villain is too arrogant? Soon Julian Moore killed the kingsman by himself. Literally, nothing left is left. Ah, the villain is really awesome! ! ! ! The power of this bomb! ! This precision! ! It's easy to operate! ! ! This military force, the villain must be a big man at the national level! When the protagonist hits the villain's base... only 5 gatekeepers? ? ? Or is it the kind of level that can be solved with a headbutt when Merlin can't move? ? ? ? Of course, a small power bomb was also buried. Did you make all the money to build robot dogs? ? ? The rest of the nest will be discussed later. 2. When Boss Qian appeared on the stage, he was awesome. First, a phlegm with a range of more than ten meters blocked the wine barrel, then easily knocked down the two agents with a powerful protagonist's halo, and then... He fainted because of the drug use of the villain, until the end of the movie . ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Is the money boss so expensive? Leaving aside the question of the third part, what is his role in this part? ps: Is the crotch too big when Boss Qian is lying down? ? Is Halle Berry's perspective really unstoppable? ? 3. Channing is down. The best whisky cowboy in the show and the protagonist partner. The cowboy first went from New York to England to pick up the male lead, and then returned to the United States to chat up Charlie's girlfriend. After two sentences, I gave it to the male protagonist without paying much attention, and sat at the music festival for a day. Later, the two went to Italy to get the antidote. The male protagonist said that I would go in and get it, and you would cover it. So the male protagonist went to get the antidote all the way, and the cowboy stood beside him and watched the whole process. emmmmmmmmm, it can be seen that Pedro is much cheaper. (Actually, it didn't matter if he didn't show up for the first time. The second time he could design some scenes for him, it wouldn't be so embarrassing.) 4. After the male protagonist struck up a conversation with Charlie's girlfriend, he needed to penetrate into her according to the director's bad taste* *. The male protagonist was a little uneasy, so he pulled a curtain beside the bed and said wait. And then... take out your phone and facetime with your girlfriend? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Have you already determined whether the villain is deaf or the curtains are particularly good at soundproofing? 5. Merlin gave the male protagonist an umbrella on the plane, saying it was a mine detector,

Then the male protagonist took it and stepped on a thunder. 6. As I said before, the villains are so powerful, they can easily kill kingsman, the whole world has arranged one-key control of drones, the whole world has its own warehouses, all tattoos are made of 24K gold, and the tattooists are all fully automatic robots. However, apart from the fact that there are only five spicy chickens at the gate of the old nest, there are not many people in the entire nest. In the end, the big boss is two robot dogs, one of which is not fully charged and can't be used :) Julian, you big ass,

You can boast how rich you are, have you been used up by pure gold tattoos? 7. The male protagonist was so bruised by Charlie that he couldn't stand up. After the black technology successfully invaded Charlie's robotic arm, he was suddenly full of blood and resurrected. Even his gray face became bright and clean, and he continued to work day and night. I thought this kind of plot would only appear in domestic anti-Japanese god films.... 8. In a bunch of movies where the best actors and actresses get together, who would have thought that the best in the audience was the famous singer Elton John. I saw a short comment that this film was in China, and it was Han Hong who was kidnapped.

What are you doing, are you laughing at me? Closer to home, as a passerby, this film gives people a very obvious feeling: chaotic, mixed. The best actors and actresses appear one after another, or they will be forced to leave the stage, with zero impact after deletion, such as Qian Boss; Julianne Moore played a perverted paper tiger with a superficial face; I thought that Uncle Colin was still a mature and wise true savior. At the beginning of the mission, there were too few scenes. These are all hard to have strong memories (except for the crotch of Boss Qian...), Samuel and the mechanical girl in the previous film are both eye-catching, and Uncle Colin is also handsome. , as if nothing to remember. The story line of the last part is very clear, the male protagonist saves the world after his growth and degeneration. In this part, a love line was added, and the two broke down because of the male lead task. I thought I wanted to see the male protagonist choose between career and love, but after saving the world, the male protagonist walked directly into the wedding banquet hall. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? In this part, there is also the regression line of Uncle Colin, who was misunderstood by the male protagonist because of his frequent mistakes. I thought that I wanted to see the two people see the truth in adversity, and Uncle's strength proves his true wisdom; in the end, the male protagonist was yelling at Uncle to kill a good person by mistake one second, and the next second this knot was completely forgotten and fought side by side. emmmmmmmmmmm... The fight scenes are still great, Pedro's cowboys are amazing, but nothing like the church and fireworks in the last movie. Of course this isn't a flaw, it's just not good enough. Finally, let's talk about the bad things about the plot. When the cowboy first broke the hero's antidote, I thought he was a spy. It was later confirmed that it was not. His pregnant wife was an anti-narcotics detective who died at the hands of a drug addict in the line of duty. So he was reluctant to rescue these addicts, bent on destroying the antidote. Then he really saved the lives of the male protagonist and Uncle Colin here, and also went out to fight the enemy alone, but when he came back, he was directly headshot by Uncle Ping's feeling... Do you really not want to interrogate him... But he was rescued by the black technology invented by the director. When he arrived at the enemy's lair, he didn't want the lives of the two protagonists, but only wanted to destroy the lockbox. I know I know, of course human life matters at this time, and he did it against the big picture (although emotionally I wanted to be on his side), so it was a pity that such a charming but tragic cowboy ended up in jail. As a result, the two protagonists grabbed their legs and stuffed them into the meat grinder! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Seeing this scene, my mood ¥*(*&…%¥%&**&…%¥% is not whitewashed, but in the end the drug addicts all live happily together, and seeing this ending is really satisfying People suck. In conclusion: The overall feeling is too cluttered, the characters are too many and not full, the story is too rough, the fighting scenes are still wonderful but not so bright. The drug plot in the whole story is expected to make Chinese passers-by audiences. It's a little bad (for example, the subordinates of the drug-addicted president, who impeached the president who was unwilling to be threatened by the villains, and at the same time selfishly did not want to save the addict, she expressed her pride at the end of the film). Boss Qian's fans can watch it, others can see how it feels.

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Kingsman: The Golden Circle quotes

  • [Charlie enters Poppy's Theater, wearing landmine equipment]

    Poppy: You're late. Why are you still wearing that?

    Charlie: Until you get rid of the perimeter landmines, I'll keep wearing the suit, thank you very much.

    Poppy: Scaredy-cat. Shut up and sit down. Let's go!

    [Poppy turns on the stage lights, revealing Elton John]

    Charlie: 'Crocodile Rock', please.

    Elton John: Fuck you!

    [Poppy zaps Elton with the collar around his neck]

    Poppy: Hey, hey, Elton. Language. Okay, well, as fabulous as your catalogue is, I think I want to hear some Gershwin.

    [Elton sighs and plays the piano]

    Charlie: I still can't believe you got away with kidnapping Elton John.

    Poppy: I know! But with Valentine abducting those celebrities, it seemed silly not to take advantage of the confusion.

    Charlie: Shit! Has Elton got the blue rash?

    Poppy: Lights.

    [Elton stops playing the piano as the theater lights turn on]

    Poppy: Hey, Elton, have you been a bad boy again?

    [Elton shakes his head as Poppy approaches the stage]

    Poppy: You're lying. Look at your hands.

    [Elton notices the blue rash on his hands]

    Elton John: What is it?

    Poppy: It's proof that my plan is gonna work. It's also the first sign of a slow and horrible death. Don't worry, I can fix it. Tell me who you parties with.

    Elton John: [sighs] It was Angel.

    Poppy: Huh, not very angelic. Gonna have to clip his wings.

  • First Burly Guard: Sir Elton, stay here. We're under attack.

    Elton John: Is it a rescue attempt?

    First Burly Guard: Might be.

    Elton John: [whispering] Yes!

    [Elton starts playing his piano]

    Elton John: [singing] Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday night's all right! Hey!

    First Burly Guard: Isn't that supposed to be Saturday?

    Elton John: What day is it today?

    First Burly Guard: Wednesday?

    Elton John: Exactly!

    [Elton stomps on the guard's foot and slams him into his piano]