"Kingsman 2" is the first foreign language film of the year that makes me sick

Maia 2022-03-25 09:01:06

First of all, congratulations to "Kingsman 2", which successfully surpassed "Rise of the Planet of the Apes 3" and became the first foreign language film that made me sick this year.

If the political correctness in "Rise of the Planet of the Apes 3" and "love and peace" is enough to embarrass me, then "Love and Peace" in "Ace Agent 2" is even better, not embarrassing, but embarrassing I am outraged. Oh, and that's not all, the movie cleverly plays with Hollywood-style political bias, and let me say, takes hypocrisy to the extreme.

I don’t care about spoilers for such a disgusting film. In short, let’s talk about the negative side and the supporting actors:

a big drug lord with a fashionable retro style built a 70s retro style in the Cambodian jungle. The base, all day long, I don't think about how to make more money, but I think it's a pity that such a successful and lovely businessman is not known to the world.

So, she adds chronic poison to all the drugs she sells, and then uses the antidote to blackmail the president of the United States. What is she blackmailing? Threats to normalize drugs, lift the drug ban, she even asked for a tax on drugs (black question mark???)

Please note, the big drug lord's lines in the film (I can't remember the exact words, the effect is like this)

" Sugar is 8 times more addictive than drugs, but sugar is legal."

Excuse me? ? ? Eating too much sugar is bad for your health, but addicted to sugar can make you fat at most! cause chronic diseases! Does sugar addiction make people hallucinogenic? Can sugar addiction damage nerves? Does sugar addiction make people crazy? Can sugar addiction make people bankrupt? That person is addicted to air, and he will die if he doesn't breathe in a while. Why don't you compare drugs to air? ? ?

Well, well, this is a villain after all, speaking for drugs is excusable, in line with the plot, and will not be held accountable for the time being.

So what's the response from the president? Well, in the setting of this film, the setting of the president is also a villain. why? Because the president's response was - great, take this opportunity to wipe out all the addicts in the country and completely eliminate the hidden dangers of drugs in our country~

At the end, the president also said "I never thought that politics would be so simple."

Classmates, although the president is a thin man, do you find it a little familiar from this style of work, tone of voice, demeanor, and blond hair? Yes, I also think, is this insinuating the current President Trump?

Yes, so far, I'm still just worried, "Am I being too sensitive?"

Please note that at this time, the president's female adviser hurriedly stood up and urged the president to quickly sign an agreement with the female drug lord to save this batch. human life! Yes, familiar or not, love and peace, have appeared again.

Of course, those drug addicts won't die, but if you sign an agreement with a drug lord, doesn't that mean that drugs are legalized? As a positive character, shouldn't your opinion be that while dealing with drug lords, quickly send someone to get the antidote? ? ?

Well, at the end of the plot development, the female consultant actually took drugs too, please pay attention to other people's lines (can't remember the words, so to the effect).

"Mr. President, I work for you 24/7 and I can't do it without drugs"

WTF? ? ? Are there too many stressed out people? Does everyone choose to take drugs? So you're justified in taking drugs? So you are innocent? So you can join the "love and peace" team politically correct? !

What values ​​does this promote? !

This is not the end. When the protagonist's faction won a big victory, the antidote was distributed all over the world, and the appearance of the female consultant when she was rescued made me suddenly realize! This outfit, this stance, isn't this Hillary? ! !

Sadly, the white leftists and "elites" in Hollywood have not yet understood that Trump was elected, isn't it because the people at the bottom were elected by one vote, one vote? But helping people is still obsessed, and I am still holding grievances for Hillary. I have been working hard until the end of the film, when the president "Trump" was impeached, and the messenger of "love and peace", the female adviser "Hillary" took over as president. .

Did you see it, what's the point of it? I wish that "Trump" would be impeached for something wrong while in office.

The more I pondered, the more wrong I became, and the more I pondered, the more angry I became.

I took a brief inventory of the drug-taking characters in the film:

The male protagonist's girlfriend (because the male protagonist wants to have sex with other girls during the mission, so let's get some drugs to decompress) The
male
protagonist 's friend A (with an innocent face, I'm just curious to try it) The American agent in the frontal role Tequila (curious to try) the
female adviser to the president (high work pressure)
singer who was captured by the female drug lord (curious to try new drug products) the
female drug lord's subordinate (curious to try new drug products)
the girlfriend of the villain thug (this Beauty's own explanation: How normal is it to go to a music festival and relax?)
...

see? Do you see it? What value does this convey? It means that you are under a lot of pressure at work, you are curious, you are not careful, and your participation in music festivals can be a reason for you to take drugs~WTF? ? ?

And in the film, what about the whiskey, the American agent whose girlfriend was involved in a shootout between the police and the drug lord, and who hates drugs? Because he tried to sabotage the protagonist's plan to grab the antidote, he was finally thrown into the meat grinder and hanged by the male protagonist! ! !

please! Master! This American agent saved your life! ! ! Even if he is damned, is it necessary for you, screenwriter, to throw people into the meat grinder? Chill! ! !

Huh~ Of course, many people will say that marijuana is legal in some states in the United States, and some people are stressed and really need drugs to relieve it.

But do you know how many heroin users smoke, and what do ice meth users smoke in the first place? marijuana! What was the first thought? try it! I can stand it! I am stressed!

Remember the one a few years ago, when you robbed in front of a bank teller machine and found out that someone else was a "big brother" who saved money? When he was interviewed at the detention center, the golden sentences that he popped out from time to time made him popular on the Internet. But do you know how he got to this point?

He was "vigorously" addicted to cough syrup containing poppy husks, and he drank it for ten years! Let the once wealthy him go bankrupt, addicted to hallucinations, and finally committed to the truth of crime, talking nonsense in the guards, and making everyone on the Internet watch jokes!

You made the movie like this and glorified drugs like this. Have you considered people like "Big Brother" who are deeply hurt by drugs? Have you considered family members who are suffering because of their loved ones' drug use? Have you considered the narcotics police officers and their families who fought incognito against drug lords and even sacrificed their lives?

Nausea! Nausea! ! Nausea! ! !

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Kingsman: The Golden Circle quotes

  • [Eggsy enters Harry's room]

    Eggsy: Harry. What's going on?

    Harry Hart: I was just packing. Look at all these lovely toiletries Merlin very kindly gave me as a leaving present. Here, try this aftershave.

    Eggsy: Yeah, I know, Harry. I'm wearing it. Listen. You can't just give up.

    Harry Hart: Give up? No, on the contrary, I'm about to achieve my dream. Researching rare butterflies alongside some of the finest minds in entomology.

    [Eggsy looks at the drawings on the walls]

    Eggsy: You know, you may as well have me stuck up on this wall. 'Cause you're never gonna find a butterfly more interesting than me.

    Harry Hart: Sorry?

    Eggsy: When you and I first met, I was just, like, a maggot.

    Harry Hart: Maggots turn into flies. Perhaps you mean larva.

    Eggsy: Larva, yeah, okay. Whatever. The point is, everyone wanted to squash me. But not you. You helped me to become a caterpillar. And now I've got wings. I'm flying higher than I ever dreamed, and that is all thanks to you.

    Harry Hart: I hate to seem rude, but I need to finish packing and get some sleep.

    Eggsy: Harry, you can't just walk away. Kingsman needs you. The whole world needs you.

    [pause]

    Eggsy: I need you.

    Harry Hart: Eggy, whoever the Harry was that you knew, he's gone, I'm afraid.

    [offers a handshake]

    Harry Hart: Goodbye.

  • [Eggsy enters Harry's room with a Cairn Terrier puppy. Harry wakes up startled]

    Eggsy: It's all right. Don't panic. Just thought I'd bring you a little leaving present.

    [Eggsy approaches Harry]

    Eggsy: What do you think? He's lovely, isn't he? Would you like to hold him?

    [Eggsy gives the puppy to Harry]

    Harry Hart: Hello.

    [as Harry smiles at the puppy, Eggsy points his gun at it]

    Eggsy: Do you think I should shoot him?

    [Harry sees the gun and gets off the bed]

    Harry Hart: Are you quite mad?

    Eggsy: What? What's the problem?

    Harry Hart: No! You can't!

    Eggsy: Eh? What?

    Harry Hart: No, you'll have to shoot me!

    Eggsy: Shoot you? Well, I will shoot you.

    Harry Hart: No! No one's sick enough to shoot a puppy!

    Eggsy: Well, what about you, Harry? You were sick enough to shoot a puppy! Do you remember?

    Harry Hart: What?

    [Harry breathes heavily as he looks at the puppy and the butterflies on the walls coming to life. He begins to recall his old house and Mr. Pickle before the day Valentine shot him]

    Harry Hart: It was a blank!

    Eggsy: Yes, Harry! Yes!

    Harry Hart: It was a fucking blank!

    Eggsy: That's right. It was a blank.

    Harry Hart: I would never hurt Mr. Pickle!

    Eggsy: Yes, Harry!

    Harry Hart: He lived a ripe old age! He died of pancreatitis!

    [Harry looks at the puppy]

    Harry Hart: You're not Mr. Pickle. Eggsy.

    Eggsy: Hello, Harry.