The golden circle is not as good as the circle of friends

Robb 2022-03-24 09:01:23

This week on vacation, the earliest show on Friday was scheduled. There were very few people in the theater, and even the water bar at the door was not open for business. But I am still very excited, and I still have all the wonderful memories of the first Kingsman movie in my mind.
But when I walked out of the movie theater in two hours, I was still a little bit lost, and
I complained as follows: 1. I feel that the United Kingdom is flattering the United States. Because the British Royal Agent was destroyed, the only solution left is to seek help from the United States, KINGSMAN TO STATESMAN, of course, people are also allies, so this is not the golden circle, this is the circle of friends.
2. The overall backwardness of technology, VR video conferencing, nano-medical technology, robot dogs, underwater cars, artificial intelligence, intelligent robots, all of these can not bring the audience a cool shock, more of which is no sense, look at China The current FAST Sky Eye, iFLYTEK's intelligent voice, Jiaolong, 5G communication, quantum satellites, drones. . . . The only bright spot is the condom, but the vulgarity is no longer there.

3. The three-piece suit can't be taken away from the hands. Umbrellas, glasses, and boxes can't be used in many ways. In the end, I can't get a mine-sweeping detector. As a result, no mines were found, and Merrill was killed.
4. Since Poppy has the ability to accurately attack the royal agents, but the security of his own defense zone is too poor, I feel that the final confrontation is that a hotel has been invaded, and all the service personnel come up and work hard.

5. Charlie's ex-girlfriend seems to have been targeted by Eggsy for a long time. Otherwise, how could the clues be implemented so quickly? No wonder Charlie will not let this buddy go. Only by writing articles can we target poverty alleviation when approaching a conversation. This also arouses people's passion and demands that they urinate directly on their bodies.

6. Charlie's meeting with his ex-girlfriend is arranged at the antidote base. This is not only because the director wants to increase the snow scene, this arrangement will only
happen if he has a lot of heart , and the security of the production base is too bad. Besides, the front desk is even Singaporean and European and American. Can't tell the difference? This directly led to the exposure of the Cambodian base behind.

7. The magic whip of "God Whip" whisky, it doesn't even bleed after cutting the flesh. It is so sharp. It is estimated that his own has been cut long ago. Speaking of which, he is a sad man who has lost his lover, but it seems that he is a girl. He's not a newcomer either, he's just wearing out-of-the-box looks from the 1970s, so Hart judged by this intuition that he's definitely an insider.

8. The robot dog is so precise that it can't be smashed by a bowling ball a few times? It took so much money to build a robot dog, but it is so low in object recognition that it cannot be accurately recognized in the case of many people. The typical idea of ​​emphasizing hardware and not software is to add intelligent voice and face recognition to Chinese enterprises. On big data cloud computing. . . . .

9. The last smart warehouse and drone delivery, did this charge JD.com’s advertising fee, or JD.com didn’t seize the opportunity to endorse this?

10. When you go to bed for work, you need to report to your girlfriend. He is a strict and gentleman of the British. Everything is for work, in order to save the world. Please give otakus 10,000 years of such job opportunities.

11. The mine you buried can still blow yourself up. Don't ask me where I am, it's in the paradise of Cambodia.

12. The company LOGO can not only appear on the chest, but also in sensitive locations.

13. In order to wake up Hart's memory as soon as possible, instead of pasting the previous things, various butterflies were pasted on the wall. Is this asking people to restore their memory or continue to lead them in the direction of the insect expert?

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Extended Reading

Kingsman: The Golden Circle quotes

  • Poppy: My drugs are everywhere. They were never my thing, but here I am, running the biggest drug cartel in the world. The only downside is having to live in the middle of nowhere. You know, these ruins are technically undiscovered. I just added a few touches to remind me of home. I grew up on all that awesome '50s nostalgia. Grease, American Graffiti, Happy Days. But I digress. The thing you need to understand is the hard work and ingenuity it took to achieve a global monopoly on the drug trade. And that's all on me. Not to toot my own horn. I just think it's really important for new recruits to understand the history of The Golden Circle.

  • [Poppy leads Charles and Angel to the diner's counter as she puts on an apron]

    Poppy: So, fellas, I have a couple of things that I wanna clarify. You understand that in The Golden Circle, my authority is never to be questioned, right? And the importance of following orders? Do you understand that? And the value of loyalty?

    [Charles and Angel nod]

    Poppy: It's easy to nod, isn't it?

    [Charles and Angel continue to nod]

    Poppy: I don't like easy. I like proof.

    [pause before Poppy looks at Angel]

    Poppy: What's your name?

    Angel: [Spanish accent] Angel, ma'am.

    Poppy: Angel, baby. Hey...

    [whispers]

    Poppy: Your old pal Charles has messed up. That's all I'm gonna tell you, because that's all you need to know. So put him in the mincer, okay?

    [Angel looks at the meat grinder behind the counter before everyone starts to laugh. Poppy then turns on the grinder, much to Charles' shock. Charles attempts to run, but is cornered by Poppy's robot dogs Bennie and Jet before Angel knocks him out and places him above the grinder]

    Charles: No, Miss Poppy!

    [Charles screams before being turned into ground beef]

    Poppy: Good job! See my salon across the way? Head there for your makeover.

    [Angel walks out of the diner as Poppy places a hamburger patty on the grill]