One of my worst movies of 2017 so far

Danielle 2022-03-23 09:01:24

Worst movie of 2017 I've seen so far. illogical heroism. Incomplete statistics: 1. How did the actor drive the submarine in a state of suffocation (brain hypoxia)? ! 2. All who can die are dead, and finally a wedding is forced to be happyend! Have you considered the true feelings of human beings? ! 3. Whiskey finally drove the F22 to fly from the United States to Cambodia. The fuel tank of the fighter Raptor could not support such a long distance! 4. The speed of the protagonists is faster than the electricity of whiskey's electric shock whip! And the electricity hit the protagonist's hand, but it didn't hurt? ! 5. After the protagonist of the first generation lost his memory, various technologies could not awaken his memory, and finally he was awakened by the male protagonist with a dog! What the hell! The power of technology that is inferior to even a dog. 6. The Gatling machine gun has super firepower and fire rate and can shoot through the walls of the wooden house. The protagonist is just sitting on the ground, miss... Dodge skills are full! 7. The protagonist of a generation said that whisky was a traitor, but there was no basis in the plot, and he broke down with the sixth sense. 8. In this world, being headshot can be resurrected with blood! Got your brain pierced? ! can live? ! 9. An umbrella can be bulletproof! No enemy kicks? Is the enemy's IQ online? The agent suitcase can be used as a bazooka or a Gatling, but when opened, it becomes a riot shield. Is the structure inside a fourth-dimensional space? ! Too many pitfalls to list. Let's talk about the advantages: 1. The humor with shit and fart is so gentlemanly. 2. The male protagonist actually pointed the enemy boss girlfriend at x? ! This super obvious metaphor of radio and television has passed? No abridgement! 3. The film routine is particularly obvious, and the action is good.

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Extended Reading
  • Daphnee 2022-03-19 09:01:03

    Abandon the all-British temperament and seek innovation, and put more emphasis on American style. There is no such excitement as the bully and church scenes of the previous episode. The background details of the first episode are basically modern society. This episode wants to add the concept of AI, but it is relatively advanced. Under the influence of space, the realistic creation of the world is insufficient, the characterization is flat, and the sense of substitution is not as high as in the previous episode. It feels like a common problem with the sequels of many series. Hope the final episode will be adjusted back.

  • Dave 2021-10-20 19:02:39

    Hahahahaha, you have to stand on tiptoe to reach the neck of Uncle Face

Kingsman: The Golden Circle quotes

  • [Eggsy calls Princess Tilde on FaceTime]

    Princess Tilde: Hey.

    Eggsy: Hi, babe. Uh, bit of a nightmare. I've got to sleep with a target, but I won't do it unless you agree that it's all right.

    Princess Tilde: You've got to be fucking kidding. What was I? Target practice?

    Eggsy: Babe, surely it's better that I'm honest with you rather than me doing it and not telling you. Kind of got a bit of a 'save the world' situation here.

    Princess Tilde: How the fuck is screwing someone gonna save the world?

    Eggsy: Well, it's a bit complicated, but trust me, I would not be doing it if I didn't have to.

    [pause]

    Eggsy: Babe, please believe me. I love you. You are the person I wanna spend the rest of my life with.

    Princess Tilde: Is that a proposal?

    [nervous look on Eggsy's face]

    Eggsy: Um...

    Princess Tilde: Because I think I'd give you my permission. Having that security, knowing that we were committed, in that context, yeah. Yeah, I'd feel different.

    Eggsy: Right. Well, I mean... I want to be with you. But being a public figure, babe, like a prince... it's a bit of a factor, you know, what with my job and stuff.

    [Princess Tilde turns away]

    Eggsy: Oh, no, no, no, come on. Okay. Uh, look, we need to talk about this properly. Just give me five minutes, okay?

    Princess Tilde: Don't put yourself down, Eggsy. I'm sure you can last longer than that.

  • Clara: What's the matter?

    Eggsy: Nothing. I just feel that our spirit animals need more time to get in sync and find a harmonious bond on the spiritual plane.

    Clara: Totally.

    Eggsy: Yeah?

    Clara: Or we could just...

    [disrobes]

    Clara: fuck?

    [pause]

    Eggsy: Clara, I don't think I can.

    [Clara turns around to grab her robe. Eggsy suddenly notices the Golden Circle tattoo on her back]

    Eggsy: But you know what? My crow is looking for a place to nest.

    [Eggsy secretly puts on the finger condom as he kisses Clara. He then places his hand under her panties and inserts the tracking device]

    Merlin: Good work, Eggsy! Tracker fully functional.

    Ginger: Don't worry. I've been through this with Whiskey before. Nice to be working with an agent who knows what he's doing.