One of my worst movies of 2017 so far

Danielle 2022-03-23 09:01:24

Worst movie of 2017 I've seen so far. illogical heroism. Incomplete statistics: 1. How did the actor drive the submarine in a state of suffocation (brain hypoxia)? ! 2. All who can die are dead, and finally a wedding is forced to be happyend! Have you considered the true feelings of human beings? ! 3. Whiskey finally drove the F22 to fly from the United States to Cambodia. The fuel tank of the fighter Raptor could not support such a long distance! 4. The speed of the protagonists is faster than the electricity of whiskey's electric shock whip! And the electricity hit the protagonist's hand, but it didn't hurt? ! 5. After the protagonist of the first generation lost his memory, various technologies could not awaken his memory, and finally he was awakened by the male protagonist with a dog! What the hell! The power of technology that is inferior to even a dog. 6. The Gatling machine gun has super firepower and fire rate and can shoot through the walls of the wooden house. The protagonist is just sitting on the ground, miss... Dodge skills are full! 7. The protagonist of a generation said that whisky was a traitor, but there was no basis in the plot, and he broke down with the sixth sense. 8. In this world, being headshot can be resurrected with blood! Got your brain pierced? ! can live? ! 9. An umbrella can be bulletproof! No enemy kicks? Is the enemy's IQ online? The agent suitcase can be used as a bazooka or a Gatling, but when opened, it becomes a riot shield. Is the structure inside a fourth-dimensional space? ! Too many pitfalls to list. Let's talk about the advantages: 1. The humor with shit and fart is so gentlemanly. 2. The male protagonist actually pointed the enemy boss girlfriend at x? ! This super obvious metaphor of radio and television has passed? No abridgement! 3. The film routine is particularly obvious, and the action is good.

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Kingsman: The Golden Circle quotes

  • [Charlie enters Poppy's Theater, wearing landmine equipment]

    Poppy: You're late. Why are you still wearing that?

    Charlie: Until you get rid of the perimeter landmines, I'll keep wearing the suit, thank you very much.

    Poppy: Scaredy-cat. Shut up and sit down. Let's go!

    [Poppy turns on the stage lights, revealing Elton John]

    Charlie: 'Crocodile Rock', please.

    Elton John: Fuck you!

    [Poppy zaps Elton with the collar around his neck]

    Poppy: Hey, hey, Elton. Language. Okay, well, as fabulous as your catalogue is, I think I want to hear some Gershwin.

    [Elton sighs and plays the piano]

    Charlie: I still can't believe you got away with kidnapping Elton John.

    Poppy: I know! But with Valentine abducting those celebrities, it seemed silly not to take advantage of the confusion.

    Charlie: Shit! Has Elton got the blue rash?

    Poppy: Lights.

    [Elton stops playing the piano as the theater lights turn on]

    Poppy: Hey, Elton, have you been a bad boy again?

    [Elton shakes his head as Poppy approaches the stage]

    Poppy: You're lying. Look at your hands.

    [Elton notices the blue rash on his hands]

    Elton John: What is it?

    Poppy: It's proof that my plan is gonna work. It's also the first sign of a slow and horrible death. Don't worry, I can fix it. Tell me who you parties with.

    Elton John: [sighs] It was Angel.

    Poppy: Huh, not very angelic. Gonna have to clip his wings.

  • First Burly Guard: Sir Elton, stay here. We're under attack.

    Elton John: Is it a rescue attempt?

    First Burly Guard: Might be.

    Elton John: [whispering] Yes!

    [Elton starts playing his piano]

    Elton John: [singing] Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday night's all right! Hey!

    First Burly Guard: Isn't that supposed to be Saturday?

    Elton John: What day is it today?

    First Burly Guard: Wednesday?

    Elton John: Exactly!

    [Elton stomps on the guard's foot and slams him into his piano]