One of my worst movies of 2017 so far

Danielle 2022-03-23 09:01:24

Worst movie of 2017 I've seen so far. illogical heroism. Incomplete statistics: 1. How did the actor drive the submarine in a state of suffocation (brain hypoxia)? ! 2. All who can die are dead, and finally a wedding is forced to be happyend! Have you considered the true feelings of human beings? ! 3. Whiskey finally drove the F22 to fly from the United States to Cambodia. The fuel tank of the fighter Raptor could not support such a long distance! 4. The speed of the protagonists is faster than the electricity of whiskey's electric shock whip! And the electricity hit the protagonist's hand, but it didn't hurt? ! 5. After the protagonist of the first generation lost his memory, various technologies could not awaken his memory, and finally he was awakened by the male protagonist with a dog! What the hell! The power of technology that is inferior to even a dog. 6. The Gatling machine gun has super firepower and fire rate and can shoot through the walls of the wooden house. The protagonist is just sitting on the ground, miss... Dodge skills are full! 7. The protagonist of a generation said that whisky was a traitor, but there was no basis in the plot, and he broke down with the sixth sense. 8. In this world, being headshot can be resurrected with blood! Got your brain pierced? ! can live? ! 9. An umbrella can be bulletproof! No enemy kicks? Is the enemy's IQ online? The agent suitcase can be used as a bazooka or a Gatling, but when opened, it becomes a riot shield. Is the structure inside a fourth-dimensional space? ! Too many pitfalls to list. Let's talk about the advantages: 1. The humor with shit and fart is so gentlemanly. 2. The male protagonist actually pointed the enemy boss girlfriend at x? ! This super obvious metaphor of radio and television has passed? No abridgement! 3. The film routine is particularly obvious, and the action is good.

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Kingsman: The Golden Circle quotes

  • Poppy: My drugs are everywhere. They were never my thing, but here I am, running the biggest drug cartel in the world. The only downside is having to live in the middle of nowhere. You know, these ruins are technically undiscovered. I just added a few touches to remind me of home. I grew up on all that awesome '50s nostalgia. Grease, American Graffiti, Happy Days. But I digress. The thing you need to understand is the hard work and ingenuity it took to achieve a global monopoly on the drug trade. And that's all on me. Not to toot my own horn. I just think it's really important for new recruits to understand the history of The Golden Circle.

  • [Poppy leads Charles and Angel to the diner's counter as she puts on an apron]

    Poppy: So, fellas, I have a couple of things that I wanna clarify. You understand that in The Golden Circle, my authority is never to be questioned, right? And the importance of following orders? Do you understand that? And the value of loyalty?

    [Charles and Angel nod]

    Poppy: It's easy to nod, isn't it?

    [Charles and Angel continue to nod]

    Poppy: I don't like easy. I like proof.

    [pause before Poppy looks at Angel]

    Poppy: What's your name?

    Angel: [Spanish accent] Angel, ma'am.

    Poppy: Angel, baby. Hey...

    [whispers]

    Poppy: Your old pal Charles has messed up. That's all I'm gonna tell you, because that's all you need to know. So put him in the mincer, okay?

    [Angel looks at the meat grinder behind the counter before everyone starts to laugh. Poppy then turns on the grinder, much to Charles' shock. Charles attempts to run, but is cornered by Poppy's robot dogs Bennie and Jet before Angel knocks him out and places him above the grinder]

    Charles: No, Miss Poppy!

    [Charles screams before being turned into ground beef]

    Poppy: Good job! See my salon across the way? Head there for your makeover.

    [Angel walks out of the diner as Poppy places a hamburger patty on the grill]