Aunt Moore, you are one of the cutest villains this year

Candace 2022-03-23 09:01:24

Yes, that's right, Uncle Colin is back, and everyone can see the British gentleman in a haute couture suit and elegantly holding a long black umbrella on the big screen~ But this time, Uncle Colin is not only handsome. South Korea is selling cute, and at the premiere, do as the locals do and follow the eggs carefully. The so-called ginger is still old and the spicy Uncle Colin raises his hand to kill the middle-aged and old people. It is simply not too cute.

In addition to the return of Uncle Colin, the biggest highlight of the second film should be the villain, Aunt Moore. As expected of the Oscar queen, Aunt Moore's bad little expression is really easy to come by, and the whistle blowing action is so handsome that she has no friends, okay? ! Although at every turn, it is necessary to put people into the meat grinder. . . . . but! Still can't stop her from being one of the cutest villains this year! It's just that the villains of the ace secret agents have a common problem, that they are not very good at fighting. Samuel in the first part has the bonus of a blade-legged female warrior with ten stars in combat power. In the second part, although Ms. Moore has a mechanical arm brother ( It is the little brother who participated in the selection of agents together in the first part, and turned against the water after losing the election) and two big mechanical and electric dogs. . . But it's still a little off. In the end, the overdose of "Hurry up and tell the truth water" and the fact that he died so simply made people feel very upset.

There is also Merlin's death, how much the director likes Take Me Home Country Roads, let's play it no less than two or three times. . . I feel distressed, although it is very tragic, but it has reached the final climax and suddenly slow down the rhythm and sing. . . . It's still a bit of a sensational feeling for the sake of sensationalism.

Visually speaking, although it lacks the explosion point like the first symphony fireworks headshot, the overall feeling is still amazing, including several fight scenes of the Red Viper and the final attack scene of the poisonous base camp, which is still the first one. The comic-style shots are hearty and clean, and overall the audience is full of laughter, from jumping into the sewage well at the beginning to sitting on the toilet at the music festival and calling my girlfriend to report that I have to sacrifice my body for the mission. , make the movie more relaxed and cheerful. Speaking of lightheartedness, I almost forgot to mention Elton John, don't you think he looks like a big turkey in it? ! Cute violent big turkey in high heels~

On the whole, the second film is still very entertaining, and it can be regarded as a good popcorn movie. On the basis of the continuation of the first British style, it combines American western style and Southeast Asia (Is that Cambodia?) The pros and cons are not listed for the time being, but the film is indeed catering to the needs of film production in the general environment, but there is no need to limit the way to pure British secret agents, otherwise the next pattern of this series will be difficult to go on. Spread out. And at least Statesman's Tequila and Whiskey are handsome. . . . . . star eye~

PS: No Easter eggs~~~~~

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Extended Reading
  • Omari 2021-10-20 19:02:39

    I haven't figured out why Matthew Vaughan gave up restarting the X-Men for this series. It is recommended to watch it with the other two new films this year, "Alien: Contract" and "League of Thieves", so that you can listen to "Take Me Home, Country Roads" with different styles three times.

  • Consuelo 2022-03-20 09:01:20

    The director gave you a shit

Kingsman: The Golden Circle quotes

  • [Charlie enters Poppy's Theater, wearing landmine equipment]

    Poppy: You're late. Why are you still wearing that?

    Charlie: Until you get rid of the perimeter landmines, I'll keep wearing the suit, thank you very much.

    Poppy: Scaredy-cat. Shut up and sit down. Let's go!

    [Poppy turns on the stage lights, revealing Elton John]

    Charlie: 'Crocodile Rock', please.

    Elton John: Fuck you!

    [Poppy zaps Elton with the collar around his neck]

    Poppy: Hey, hey, Elton. Language. Okay, well, as fabulous as your catalogue is, I think I want to hear some Gershwin.

    [Elton sighs and plays the piano]

    Charlie: I still can't believe you got away with kidnapping Elton John.

    Poppy: I know! But with Valentine abducting those celebrities, it seemed silly not to take advantage of the confusion.

    Charlie: Shit! Has Elton got the blue rash?

    Poppy: Lights.

    [Elton stops playing the piano as the theater lights turn on]

    Poppy: Hey, Elton, have you been a bad boy again?

    [Elton shakes his head as Poppy approaches the stage]

    Poppy: You're lying. Look at your hands.

    [Elton notices the blue rash on his hands]

    Elton John: What is it?

    Poppy: It's proof that my plan is gonna work. It's also the first sign of a slow and horrible death. Don't worry, I can fix it. Tell me who you parties with.

    Elton John: [sighs] It was Angel.

    Poppy: Huh, not very angelic. Gonna have to clip his wings.

  • First Burly Guard: Sir Elton, stay here. We're under attack.

    Elton John: Is it a rescue attempt?

    First Burly Guard: Might be.

    Elton John: [whispering] Yes!

    [Elton starts playing his piano]

    Elton John: [singing] Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday night's all right! Hey!

    First Burly Guard: Isn't that supposed to be Saturday?

    Elton John: What day is it today?

    First Burly Guard: Wednesday?

    Elton John: Exactly!

    [Elton stomps on the guard's foot and slams him into his piano]