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Stu: You just saw a man get murdered, your brother in law is kidnapped. Are you sure there is nothing worse?
Alan: You don't get it Stu. You just don't get it do you? I have over 60 apps on that phone! What if I lost my phone? Do you know how much time and man hours it would take to redownload those apps?
Stu: [Sarcastically] You are right. I didn't think about that, thank you.
Sid: [Sid throws down the phone] That was the Mayor, Alan.
Alan: It was an accident. You said you love me no matter what I did.
Sid: I know and I do. You're my best friend but Alan why would you buy a giraffe?
Alan: I always wanted one! Could feed him from my tree house. Besides they remind me a lot of myself.
Sid: In what way?
Alan: They're majestic. Pensive and tall.
Sid: Pensive?
Alan: Yeah!
Sid: Where did you learn that word?
Alan: Rhymes with friends.
Sid: What friends Alan?
Alan: You can say it on random.
Sid: Alan aside from the fact that you shut down a freeway, you murdered a wild animal. It's national news. You don't want to know the checks I had to write to fix this!
Alan: Oh please! We're rich!
Sid: We're not anything Alan! I am well off! You are my 40 year old son...
Alan: 42!
Sid: ...42 year old son who still lives at home! You either go back on your medication or I'm cutting you off!
Alan: You're bluffing. When 's dinner?
Sid: You're mother and I can't take it anymore!
