I gave four stars because of the ip of pig mule chicken

Van 2022-03-21 09:01:16

Paul! Our child fell on the Dinosaur Island! What to do 5555...

Well, it's okay honey! We have another one!

Okay (///▽///)

--End--

"There is no power to get me to that island", but money is a good thing, it is not a power, it is... well... it is a good thing anyway. Anyway, I can't die under the protagonist's halo. Besides, I was bought once in the first movie, and now it's second-hand, pretending to be a ghost.

The adventurers in the third part are of course the most amazing, everyone. When they landed, except for the second-hand male protagonist, all of them were carrying a plastic sniper rifle with a dog's tail in their heads. They only heard my dragon roar, pay attention, just a roar, just Assholes and the hysteria that your partner cares about your life and death... I'm so puzzled, even if the two have a fight, they have to be beaten for a brick and then suddenly realize that they can't beat it, right? After all, you came on stage with a high profile before, and you really didn't seem to be pretending. Haven't seen a dragon run before, at least drilled through the adventure hole in the playground, right? Are you bold enough to predict it? Or did you think you had chickens on the island before you came here? I cried when I heard my dragon roar: Why didn't you say it earlier? !

What is the purpose of the unlucky couple asking the doctor to be a tour guide? You are sought-after, hunter, scissor hand, you can leave any hand, that's enough, what are you going to do if you invite a second-hand protagonist over? What? Dinosaur expert? PhD? have experience? As an emergency plan to give you escape guidance? Smell can help you find your children? Well, even if this is a valid reason. but! The issue is! You guys didn't even listen to a word! I rub! ?

But there is no one who can produce these kinds of dinosaurs. Those who swim in the water and fly in the sky are all wood. The problem is that you can still laugh when you see pterosaurs flying out! How big is my mind...

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  • Reba 2022-04-23 07:01:18

    That's right! It's been so many years that I'm only now watching this dinosaur blockbuster. When I watched it, I couldn't help snorting: Stupid human beings~ You have lost your awe of nature, and disappearing is your fate!

  • Hal 2021-10-20 19:02:17

    It seems that the director has already exhausted his talents. I thought he would talk about human intelligence and high IQ Raptors, but I didn’t expect the Raptors to play for less than ten minutes.

Jurassic Park III quotes

  • Erik: Be careful with that. T-Rex. It scares some of the smaller ones away but attracts one really big one with the fin.

    Dr. Grant: This is T-Rex pee?

    [Eric nods yes]

    Dr. Grant: How'd you get it?

    Erik: You don't wanna know.

  • Erik: I read both of your books. I liked the first one more. Before you were on the island. You liked dinosaurs back then.

    Dr. Grant: Back then, they hadn't tried to eat me yet.