The brain supplement of science fiction to science fiction is more interesting than movies

Daryl 2022-03-22 09:01:32

As for a fan-oriented production, the final effect is the same as the title.

1. The sea of ​​stars is not the sea; the spaceship is not the ship; the solar wind is not the wind. No flare burst would "blow" a charged solar sail down, sorry, no way; if the neutrino stream caused an overload, every cell on Earth would deconstruct in the next nanosecond. Please wiki "solar wind" and "neutrino" by yourself, thank you. (Some time ago, a nanotechnology breakthrough made the solar panel foldable, and then the neutrino detector was launched. It seems that the screenwriter will use "Evernote", and then all enter the script. This IQ, General Science is not a pass, too. Insulting researchers and engineers...)

2. A spaceship carrying out interstellar transport will not be able to land due to a certain planetary weather, and sailing an aircraft carrier across the Pacific Ocean to visit Chile will result in the fear of being blown by the Andean downhill wind and the keel will be broken, which is a level of anxiety disorder. People should see a doctor, and computers should seek IT Audit. Also "monumental risk", indeed, the anxiety of risk is indeed "monumental". speechless.

3. Spaceships that carry out interstellar transportation need to be charged with an umbrella to ensure that the light bulbs are lit normally. It is estimated that the water used for washing feet on board is usually burned by firewood.

4. We can jump in space, but our weapon is determined not to use biubiubiu, but to use biangbiangbiang, which is called emotion. Also add laser aiming, point where to hit, be advanced.

5. Our computer can instantly find the source of a song every few light-years, and monitor the composition of the planet’s atmosphere in real time, but after flying over the planet, man-made buildings covering an area of ​​at least a few kilometers cannot be swept out anyway. It is estimated that the shared music of the Galaxy Alliance is free of charge, but the building database is not open to second-hand goods.

6. Because of terrain factors , we had to land on the water closest to the signal source, and then when we walked to the signal source, we found that there was a square ...Sister, can you fly over to take a look first? If you want to hike Jiuzhaigou to see the scenery, you can say it clearly.

7. Although I think that lighter is very cool, I still think that the cigarette made by this level of technology should be taken out even if the user-friendliness is low, and it will spontaneously ignite by pinching the bead, but looking at the ignition posture, it is estimated that this brother usually Responsible for building a fire on the boat - burning foot water.

8. All our sense of urgency comes from poor communication because our equipment obscures that blue light from WWII, in other words, essentially radio.

9. We can make biochemical people, but the best way to deal with trauma is the ancestor's Yunnan Baiyao, oh no, earth green paste, although it looks very similar to the green algae mask of a lady in the film crew, but it is not. (The "Predator 2" was sprayed on this point in those days. It has been here for 30 years, and this virtue is still...)

10. Our creator created the black water that destroyed the sky and the earth, created the human beings with infinite creativity, and it is estimated that he also created bread based on the appearance of the huge wheat, but he still gathered 100,000 people in coarse cloth to see the plane (or they own plane), no philosophical system in existence can explain such a perfect combination of crudeness and innocence. All I can say is that they are gods.

It's not all good (like Fa Shark and...Fu Lanlan!!!), but it's too many places to write about.

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Alien: Covenant quotes

  • Oram: What do you believe in, David?

    David: Creation.

  • Daniels: You hear that?

    Oram: What?

    Daniels: Nothing. No birds, no animals. Nothing.