If you think,
the severity of the consequences,
that is it--
so--
so--
The standard of people's livelihood news this way,
Then you get your clothes sometime!
today,
The case that the little sister is going to tell you,
The profound human entanglement it contains,
Absolutely beyond your imagination!
So…
"Shikai and Dharma" starts now.
In the first millennium BC,
In ancient Egypt, the Armon Dynasty,
there is a princess,
My mom.net.
From this name,
We can see that,
1. The princess's mother,
may be dead;
2. Her father in memory of her mother,
Maybe build a website,
also use the domain name of this website,
The name of the princess.
A net that combines the love of a wife and a daughter,
Since childhood, he was entrusted with the love of the king,
Eat well, dress well,
He also learned a suit of martial arts.
net thought,
She can only enjoy her father's love,
inherit the throne,
I have the world.
Who knew that suddenly there was an extra handle at home...
Net suddenly felt that he had nothing,
Indignant, she summoned the gods of the outer realms,
slaughtered the whole family.
this action,
In the backward slave society of ancient Egypt,
It's just outrageous,
She was so taken by that ignorant era,
Sealed up.
After a thousand years,
boiled into aunt's net,
Finally, when the society is prosperous,
Years of blooming flowers.
Still waiting for the old male god of the era,
Tom Snail awakened himself.
net spring is in full bloom,
Dare to love.
However,
Tragedy still happened...
No matter how the net looks like a Tianshan child grandma,
How deep and deep is the love,
Snail snails can't accept the milk Sun Lian,
Still always with the 21st century goblin,
Show affection to the net.
Although net is a thousand years old,
But the princess's illness did not diminish at all,
She was hit hard again,
This time it was going to slaughter the whole world.
But what kind of people are snails,
Military Justice, SEALs, IMF...
These cattle B institutions are not white scumbags.
Net can only go to my mother tragically,
Snails sucked the god in her body,
Niu B is even better,
Became the first brother of Universal Pictures ' "Dark Universe" ,
Riding proudly in the Sahara...
This is what we have been waiting for so long,
A remake of The New Mummy .
be honest,
After reading it,
I feel that my swordsmanship has improved by a few percent.
1
first knife
Killer plot
The plot of The New Mummy,
I can sum it up in four words,
Just ignorant .
the origin of the problem,
It's about the setting of the villain's ability.
The movie tells the audience loudly,
My mom.net called Seth.
this one in ancient egypt,
Symbolizing the gods of the desert and outland,
He was once the great enemy of the two main gods, Horus and Osiris.
Even if it is later redefined,
It has become the suppression of foreign power with yellow sand,
The good god who guards the borders of Egypt,
We can also from its positioning,
See the god's "high kung fu".
However,
in the movie,
It was pinned down twice by an ordinary crossbow,
There is no fighting back!
I was so embarrassed that I was powerless.
Is it possible that ancient Egypt was too watery because of the patron saints,
So it died?
The opposition is not strong,
directly lead to the main characters,
Opponents who have no dramatic moves.
Except for the climax of the film,
The battle between snails and my mother.net,
Because the summoning made Seth too weak,
Net was being pressed and beaten by mortals the whole time.
Snails can only run around the world,
Looking for traces of the net,
found it,
Just negotiate with her!
But the key question is,
The Mummy series was never a road movie!
And the process of nibbling snails and running away,
There is no intention of "growing side branches" at all,
This makes the film most of the time,
The purpose of forcing the plot to a climax,
exposed at a glance.
It's like a game without foreplay,
Like the XXOO of the three-minute orgasm,
Dull.
Plus,
net negotiation,
Suddenly, a sentence popped out,
"Your language (referring to English) is so simple!"
When Net slaughtered the city,
With a sudden roar,
"I call the sandstorm of Egypt!"
Just let me in heaven,
I feel even more incapable of loving the plot,
A smirk froze on his face.
2
second knife
kill the walking dead characters
I have many friends,
After watching "The New Mummy", I said,
The big coffees are not online all the way,
Did you forget to take drugs in the group?
To this,
I have to cry out for the big coffees,
Those who got the elementary school level script for characterization,
Really tried my best!
Let's ignore other factors first,
Just look at the emotional clues of the characters in the story.
Originally aunt my mother.net,
Jenny, Doctor of Beauty Archaeology,
The combination of the characters of the Navy SEAL officers nibbling snails,
It is the easiest triangle pattern to construct emotional relationships.
As long as the film deepens the emotional entanglement between the two women and a man,
At least get a more provocative love story.
But it constructs the emotions of Jenny and Snails,
I took it with the sentence "He slept me in 15 seconds" ,
In addition to leaving a painless joke,
Even a trace of the character's emotions,
The audience can't feel it.
And my mother.net is even more exaggerated,
She moaned "you are the man I chose" the whole time ,
At such an age,
But the middle school is full of temperament,
Makes this character completely lose the style of the villain boss,
Also the entanglement of the three main characters,
It became a "dominant girl always falls in love with me",
Such a vulgar Jack Sue drama.
and,
Even in terms of Jack Su,
The film also failed miserably.
because,
Its characters have no arc of growth.
The "second shot" joke at the beginning of the film,
In the middle of the film, it is still going on without deepening——
Jenny:
"When the plane crashed,
You gave me the only umbrella bag,
You are a good person! "
Snails:
"I thought there were other umbrella bags."
This ever-present,
Sell cheap Internet jokes,
To a character who is not solid,
devastating blow.
Don't talk about snails.
He is capable of screwing,
It can't save this water play like taking two catties of aphrodisiac.
3
third knife
Kill the type of unclear positioning
The ratings of "The New Mummy" at home and abroad,
All very miserable.
This makes the old fans who have experienced the quality Waterloo of "The Mummy 3",
heartbroken-
Want to see the first two revivals of the series,
Why is it so difficult?
the answer is,
difficult,
It's really tough!
Review "The Mummy" and "The Mummy Returns",
Their success is due to,
Get on the big boat of the rise of adventure movies.
The Indiana Jones series,
Treasure hunts, adventures, and exotic trends,
The first two installments of the "Mummy" series make up the entire series.
Today's "New Mummy",
Still in the skin of these elements,
But only the skin remains.
the advancement of the times,
The resulting changes in the main audience,
makes Universal Pictures,
Can't bear to let go,
Young people who grew up watching super movies,
This market is big fat,
Instead, it sunk into an MCU-style cinematic universe build.
"The New Mummy" has bright big characters at the beginning,
"The Dark Universe"
This has not been concealed.
However,
Universal Pictures has only learned the furthest.
Many MCU characters are superheroes.
They can fly away,
The bully who ignores the laws of physics coaxes,
will not be questioned by the audience.
But the Mummy series is completely different.
Even if it has fantasy elements,
However, it still requires a certain historical and cultural background.
to construct a predetermined situation that can substitute for the audience.
Use the snail from the expedition damage output to assist,
Born into superhuman beings who travel between dimensions;
Put Jenny from the main perspective of treasure hunt and puzzle solving,
Deadlifted into a vase by the hero's body...
This type of positioning ambiguous putting the cart before the horse,
It must be doomed to the fall of "The New Mummy".
As mentioned earlier,
Universal's attempt this time,
That is, to have a second child of a superhero,
A move that does not take into account the feelings of the explorer boss.
As a result,
The elder is stunted,
The second one misfired.
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