I see more and more singers on both sides of the strait Multi-habitat development, Jack decides to rob a bank...
Excuse me, aren't you a pirate?
Because of the miscalculation of the British engineer's calculation of the wall structure, the plan failed perfectly...
But it wasn't a complete failure, and the mayor's wife slept... By the way, British women have such a strong taste, how can such a smelly pirate sleep!
Here, Turner became the boss of the ghost ship and couldn't get to shore for 10 years. His wife gave birth to an 8-year-old son... The son
who had not taken a physiology class came to his father, and Turner and him talked a lot. , in a word: get out.... the
bear child is disobedient... every day I want to bring my father up.... in
a blink of an eye, biu, my son has grown up.... serving in the British navy.... this is a disgrace to the pirates. !
Seeing that the British were caught in the scheme and rushed to the Bermuda Triangle, the son said to the captain, that place cannot go because it is unscientific!
The captain said: We invented the steam engine, how can there be any ghosts and gods... Think about it too, the people of the East India Company who have seen ghosts in the previous episodes are almost dead.
Then, when my son woke up, he met an amateur astronomer, the daughter of a pirate chief...
Basically, if my son is a waste, he would say, "I'm looking for a fork!" save my dad!
His father: Grass, I drive a submarine every day, eat seafood, sleep mermaid, what are you doing!
It is said that this daughter is also quite unfortunate. The pirate chief found a ruby for his daughter back then, and wanted her to be a white rich beauty, but her daughter started to study gem-encrusted books... Since then, she has embarked on the road of no return to school as a witch, so, Teacher Guo Degang is right, knowledge changes destiny!
In the end, when all the characters arrived, the daughter found the nautical chart unrelentingly, Captain Jack took out the treasured boat at the bottom of the box, and the son was mainly responsible for shouting... Everyone happily went to find the fork!
So, in this stubborn society, do you think that just being beautiful and knowing a little bit of astronomy or geography can be successful casually?
Then, everyone found a fork...a green fork...hey, Disney's props are getting more and more countermeasures...
Actually, the goals of the two groups are similar, they are both destroying the fork...Of course, they both want to destroy the fork. Before you drop the fork, use the fork to fork the opponent...
Fork: Fuck, cross the river and demolish the bridge, ungrateful human beings!
There is no suspense... The protagonist wins again... Captain Ba Xsha dies again....
Captain Ba X Sha: Am I dead? hehe!
Then, the elf prince finally didn't have to be the captain of the submarine and went ashore... Seeing his beautiful wife
Turner: I heard that you did not participate in this rescue operation at all... Actually, do you want me to continue To be a submarine captain?
Elizabeth: Hee hee, you still know me, do you know, after you left, I opened a real estate agency called "Old Wang Next Door", and the business is very good. Now it is not only rented to people surnamed Wang, but three more. With only one surname, I will be able to collect hundreds of surnames! How about you?
Turner: I'm also very busy. Every day I have to sleep naked girls too much... no, girls who fall into the water... Where did this arrogant child come from?
Elizabeth: Is this.... I'll talk about it later, the child is here, come and let us show the intimacy, and then I'll ask the director to change the script...
Son: Dad, the seaweed on your head must be a hat!
Turner/Elizabeth: Writer, can you find a Korean director who writes a bloody drama next time, change his son or give him leukemia or something?
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