Worst "Pirates of the Caribbean"

Henry: [whispers into a jail cell] I need to speak with you.

Captain Jack Sparrow: [attacks Henry from behind, holding him against the cell door] Hand me your sword.

Henry: I don't have a sword.

Captain Jack Sparrow: What kind of soldier has no weapon?

Henry: I'm currently wanted for treason.

Captain Jack Sparrow: So not the very good kind then?

Henry: I'm looking for a pirate, Captain Jack Sparrow?

Captain Jack Sparrow: [let's go of Henry] Well today's your lucky day. Because I just happen to be Captain Jack Sparrow.

Henry: [in disbelief] No, it can't be. I've spent years searching for... this. The great Jack Sparrow is not some drunk in a cell. Do you even have a ship? A crew... pants?

Captain Jack Sparrow: A great pirate does not require such intricacies.

Henry: Do you know how long I've been waiting for this moment? The risks I've taken to be here? Are you sure you're *the* Jack Sparrow?

Captain Jack Sparrow: The real question is, who are you?

Henry: [Henry has just been rescued by the Flying Dutchman after attempting to drown himself to gain his father's attention]

[sees a shadowy figure approach]

Henry: Father?

Will Turner: Henry. What have you done?

Henry: I said I'd find you.

Will Turner: Look at me, son.

[half of Will's face and body are covered in barnacles]

Henry: I don't care.

Will Turner: There's no place for you on the Dutchman.

[the Dutchman's crew can be heard in the background]

Will Turner: They know you're here. Get home to your mother.

Henry: No!

Will Turner: Leave now. Before it's too late.

Henry: I won't. I'll never stop. And if you throw me over, I'll come straight back.

Will Turner: Don't you see I'm cursed to this ship?

Henry: That's why I'm here. I think I know a way to break your curse. To free you from the Dutchman.

Will Turner: Henry, no.

Henry: I've read about a treasure. A treasure that holds all the power of the sea. The Trident of Poseidon can break your curse.

Will Turner: [kneels down to hug Henry] Henry, the trident can never be found.

Henry: I found you.

Will Turner: It's just a tale.

Henry: Like the tales of you and Captain Jack Sparrow? He will help me find the trident.

Will Turner: You stay away from Jack! Leave the sea forever. You have to stop acting like a...

Henry: A pirate? I won't stop. I want you to come home.

Will Turner: [the Dutchman starts sinking back into the sea] Henry. I'm sorry. My curse will never be broken.

[takes off his necklace]

Will Turner: This is my fate.

[places the necklace in Henry's hands]

Will Turner: You must let me go.

[reaches out to gently touch Henry's face]

Will Turner: I love you, son.

Henry: [the Dutchman sinks fully into the sea, forcing Henry to swim to the surface and reboard his rowboat]

[while lying inside his rowboat]

Henry: Captain Jack Sparrow.