Please forgive my lack of knowledge, I really can't appreciate this two-hour magic film that seems to be incomprehensible! I, a college student majoring in liberal arts, have written dozens of suspenseful horror novels, a suspenseful web article of hundreds of thousands of words, dozens of micro-movie scripts, some poetry and prose, in-service short videos, propaganda The screenwriter of the film has watched at least a thousand films. I thought my comprehension ability should be good, but when I came across this film, it made me doubt my life. I really can’t understand such a film!
The film is about the love between the male protagonist and his lover? Then why did the lover appear for nearly 20 minutes, and the love between the two gradually became clear after nearly an hour. Before that, he had been in an ambiguous relationship with Zaga's sister. There were very few pictures of the male protagonist and the lover. I always thought he would be more Like Zaga's sister. After the war broke out, the male protagonist and his lover began to flee. At this time, the love between the two people was so strong. It would be a bit far-fetched to say that it is a love film between a male protagonist and a lover!
Is it a war movie? The film was fighting from the very beginning, and the war ended because the other party signed a surrender letter, and the person who had been taking pictures secretly, colluded with people outside, brought a large number of soldiers to find the lover, and ended up throwing the whole The town is ruined. If it's a war, it doesn't seem appropriate. For a long time in the middle, a group of people were hustling. And the soldiers who came later were just here to catch the hero's lover! The key is that they came to find the lover of the male protagonist, why did they want to slaughter the town!
I can only understand it by the name of the photo, it is about a fantastic experience of a milk delivery man! But this is not a fantasy experience, it is a fantasy escape, plus a large number of trivial fantasy creatures! If you want to talk about this fantasy escape, you should start getting rid of it in about an hour. Please compress the first hour into 5 to 15 minutes and introduce the background. The first hour is useless now!
Or in fact, this film is only about the male protagonist. Let us appreciate the demeanor of the animals. It is like entering a circus, and let us appreciate the unique skills of various animals. Yes, it's just a quick glance, no storyline. If you understand it in this way, it will obviously feel more reasonable! But if we want to watch a circus performance, we can just go directly to the circus. It's really not good to make such a messy movie, right?
As a screenwriter who has written many scripts, I have never been able to find the main line of this film. The main line of the film's script is the soul of a film, but unfortunately I can't touch the soul of this film. Maybe it's because of my limited ability and lack of skill that I can't understand the inscrutable art of directing. Then please forgive my ignorance and ignore my shallowness. After all, you don't have to care about people like me.
The tone of the whole film is very grotesque. The big flower snake drinking milk on the male protagonist's way to deliver milk, the white goose lining up to jump into the bathtub full of pig blood, and the peregrine falcon sitting obediently on the male protagonist's shoulder, In this life, only the hen who lays eggs in the mirror without moving a single step, the three mentally retarded soldiers chasing the white butterfly running around, grabbing oranges from the male protagonist's mouth and eating the big black bear who kissed the male protagonist. Three little black cats drinking goat's milk, a goat on top of a human on a single-plank bridge, a little donkey carrying the male lead to deliver milk all the way...
And when the male protagonist and lover were about to have a passion, the whole house collapsed; the pumpkin was used as a swimming ring and floated on the water to swim together; the big flower snake entangled the male protagonist and the lover successively, saving both of their lives; The miraculous bee that stings the soldiers instead of the hero and his mistress; a small peregrine falcon flutters its wings and blows a strong wind that can blow people away; the mysterious flock of sheep that rubs together tightly... What makes people incredible is that the male protagonist and his lover are mysteriously flying into the sky on the big tree; the two people's mysterious embrace under the waterfall is spinning at a high speed; after the heroine is blown up, the mystery turns into air... This is really fantastic!
But the most fantastic thing is that the male protagonist can be liked by two big beauties at the same time. Is he handsome? No, he's ugly, he's old, and the clothes he wears are tasteless, sloppy, and several of the soldiers are much more handsome than him; is he good at coaxing girls? No, he's so introverted that he hardly speaks, let alone sweet words; is he rich or has a promising job? No, it's just an ordinary milkman who can play the piano, and can't even care about his own food and clothing, and he is still rambunctious, feeling a bit lacking in his brain...
I'm sorry, I'm also a man who likes men, but this man, I can't see the slightest bit of him that can make me like him a little bit! In fact I think he, old and ugly, bloated, slack, sloppy, boring, tasteless, yes, nothing in my eyes! Two such beautiful beauties both like him, Zaga's sister shot two men in the tavern to marry him; her lover hurt her hand intentionally to get his attention, and was admitted to the hospital! Are you sure this is not the director's obscenity? Where does the male lead come from?
Both girls were lying in the hospital, and the rain was leaking on both sides. He took two jars to catch the rain; both girls stood at the window scratching their heads and brushing his hair; even Zaga's sister found him cheating with his lover. Jia let them dance, also with two girls! Wei Xiaobao has so many daughters-in-law because he is handsome, eloquent, has a high official position, and loves those women very much, so those women are willing to follow him. Is the male protagonist a protagonist?
But it's true, the male protagonist, relying on his identity as a director and screenwriter, secretly gave himself the halo of the protagonist, riding a donkey all day, carrying an umbrella, and pretending to be a small town where bombs are dropped from time to time. Hiding and shooting to death, he was fine. The big flower snake also caught him to save his life, the donkey also died because of him, the butterfly also attracted the soldiers for him, the peregrine falcon can also fan the wind, and can catch the soldiers' eyes for him, he can even fly Can spin in the air! In a word, if the main man dies, the whole world will stop him! But the moment his ears were blown off, I was very relieved, the explosion was good, it deserved it, why didn't he kill him, forcing it!
But you are really good, do you really love animals? The snake was killed by you, so many sheep were killed by you, the donkey was also killed, and the white geese were also blown away... It's just a memory of animal destruction, it makes me feel distressed for a while, yes, those Animals are much cuter than the male protagonist!
I think Zaga's younger sister is much better than the hero's lover. She drank two glasses of spirits at the banquet and shot at the sky to celebrate. She has a super personality. But that lover will be bad, not cute at all! Just because she seduces people? So is a lover ruining the rhythm of a town? Then I just want to say, why not kill her sooner! So many people died in vain, and there are such lovely animals! In the end, there was still a face to act as a white lotus, saying that since they are going to arrest me, let me go, why didn't you go earlier?
I'm sorry, I don't bless this kind of love. The male protagonist has been paving the minefield with stones for fifteen years to pay homage to his lover? I'm not moved at all, you pay homage to your lover, who will pay homage to Zaga's sister who was burned alive? Who will pay homage to the people of a town who died? Who will pay tribute to those lovely animals? That lover doesn't know how to be grateful either. It was Zaga's sister who bought you out. Why did you rob her!
When I saw what the male protagonist imagined in the end, Cai Bird brought the lover's wedding dress, and the lover stood with the male protagonist holding flowers, I blurted out: adulterer and harlot! Half-star for those cute animals, half-star for Zaga's lovely sister, half-star for the actor's good acting skills, and half-star for the picture and texture of the film! What a pity, in my opinion, this film is like using the best supplements such as ginseng, deer antler, abalone, bird's nest, donkey-hide gelatin, bear paw, and ganoderma lucidum to cook a pot of shit!
Maybe those who are knowledgeable and talented can understand and understand the essence of this film. Anyway, I can't understand it. After all, I have little knowledge and limited ability! This high art is not for me! Please call me mentally retarded, thank you.
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