Recently, an exorcism ceremony has attracted the attention of a large number of netizens. A popular missionary in Chicago and a rising star in the evangelistic world, Father Thomas Ortega prayed with the Mesopotamian demon Pazuzu on the Internet on "Human One Pray, There was a heated debate on the issue of "God Laughs", but they met to fight against the daughter of a devout religious family in this diocese. Unexpectedly, in the opening 10 seconds, before Father Thomas had finished reading a complete scripture, he was killed. Pazuzu pressed against the ceiling and beat him. His head was covered in blood, and he could not see that he was favored by the Lord at all. Then Pazuzu challenged spiritual leaders including the Dalai Lama, which triggered various religious circles and folk believers. , The Demon World Controversy
Believers: One cannot deny Christianity as a whole because of a failed exorcism
In addition to disappointment, many Christian believers interviewed said that a victory or defeat means nothing. "Our religion has been passed down for thousands of years and has flourished. In addition to Catholicism, there are also Protestant Orthodox Churches, and there are many sects under the three sects. A mad little priest in downtown Chicago, America, was beaten by demons, and he completely denied the glory of our religion, which is demented." There are different associations, churches, and sects, and the powerful priests and priests under the seat are in the millions, and even the power of Judaism from the sidelines cannot be underestimated in recent years.
In the history of Christianity, there are many powerful priests. "Moses split the Red Sea with one palm, and King Solomon controlled 72 demons. These are all things that can be proven by history, books and records. Are they all false?" A believer asked. In an interview, Professor William of the Department of History of the University of Chicago said, "In the past, the fighting power of Christian priests was very strong, which reminds me of Father Martin Luther, the master of the Protestant opening 500 years ago, who created 95 Road Wittenberg. Holy Fist, powerful and powerful, attacking the key points of Catholic martial arts. At that time, the priests of the Holy See were all self-fat and lazy people by selling indulgences. No one could stop Father Luther's pair of iron fists, and he was single-handedly killed in the Vatican City Go, a decree that burns down the Pope, and since then Lutheranism has become famous in Europa, Protestantism has flourished, and the Holy See has collapsed. Now, why the combat effectiveness of the younger generation of priests is so low, this is something we should think about." "Masters are among the people" is a popular saying in Christian circles. Many believers believe that those who really fight against evil in secret are those who are usually hidden. They may all be very good exorcists." A friend of a church friend of mine knows a pastor, and he usually doesn't see anything special. Brother, make a lot of noise and desecrate the church. The demon is so powerful that ten people can't stop it. Seeing that it is about to climb up to the altar to pee, this usually humble pastor said something in his mouth and picked up a hundred-pound weight on the platform. The whole Bible inlaid with bronze nails was smashed on the cover of the possessed brother Tianling, and I saw the great light of the Holy Light, and the possessed demon screamed and vanished into ashes. A bit of falsehood." Many church members shared similar stories, and the protagonists were all obscure and devout devotees, which was a world apart from a popular idol priest like Father Thomas. Many other believers said that the fight itself It is meaningless, because Christianity is no longer the stupid and fighting religion of the past, modern Christianity is a scientific and peaceful religion. "Those who think that our priests can raise their hands to make waves must be reading fantasy novels. More!" said one of the parishioners."My religion is mainly through studying the Bible under the teachings of priests to improve one's moral level and spiritual quality, to stay away from the temptation of evil, and to get closer to the Lord of God. The physical destruction of demons is a thing of the past." "The Bible is not Magic books, but the Bible is higher than magic books" However, many non-Christian believers also applaudedIt’s time to teach the crucifixion those false Taoisms who just talk but do n’t practice it !” A Jewish comrade said that you have to stand outside the circle to see clearly, and to advertise science, but the peaceful Christian circles are accusing money and cheating in the name of exorcism The hardest hit area of pornography: "Ask the church which priest is of high quality, and the church will definitely point you to the one who is most likely to attract sponsorship." And Father Thomas in this incident is precisely known for his youthful beauty and excellent eloquence. Father Thomas deeply It is welcomed by middle-aged and elderly women in the diocese. Every time the sermon is finished, the lambs will be called to donate money. According to an aide in the church, "I can receive several checks for $100,000 a month, and I don't know where it goes. " "To destroy demons, the golems (that is, golems, editor's note) made by our Jewish rabbis must be effective. How can the priests who only read the scriptures can compare?" This Jewish believer is confident say
Church: Father Thomas not qualified for exorcism, Church opposes illegal exorcism
"The exorcism of priests in the modern church must be approved by the Vatican, which is far away in Rome," said the Archbishop of the Diocese of Chicago in an interview. "Even if the Holy See orders it, it will definitely not approve -- so theoretically, it is impossible for Catholic priests to be legal now. Held an exorcism ceremony. Father Thomas's behavior was completely self-inflicted and betrayed his faith!" "So how does the church help a person who is possessed by a demon?" The reporter asked "most people who are possessed by a demon are dishonest. This is their own self-inflicted experience." "If a devout believer or a young child is possessed, does the church have no way to protect its believers?" The reporter asked the bishop again and replied, "The Lord Its unspeakable way of exercising his mysteries..." Yunyun then hung up the phone
So the reporter interviewed Father Marcus, a colleague of Father Thomas.
Father Marcus claimed that he also had experience in exorcism. He said that the fight between Father Thomas and Pazuzu was unfair from the beginning. "As far as I usually know about Father Thomas, he knows nothing about the method of exorcism. , After watching the video of this fight, I was more convinced of this." Father Marcus said "the girl who was possessed first was not tied to the bed - this was a major mistake. The most important part of the exorcism ceremony That is to say, there are more than 800,000 words in the New Testament and the Old Testament in the Bible. It takes three days and three nights to read it at a rate of 10,000 words per hour. Even if you only choose Genesis, Matthew, and Road It takes 2 hours to read the important chapters in the Gospel of Galactic. In fact, we also saw that Father Thomas flew to the ceiling before he finished reading a complete sentence. Poisoning, modern people have a deep misunderstanding of exorcism, thinking that an angel will come just after the priest prays, or that a huge light cannon can be shot by drawing a magic circle in the air. This is a complete misunderstanding. Exorcism is a simple technique , and ancient and modern are very different. Medieval exorcism was very combative and efficient:" "Exorcism is actually murder," said Father Marcus. "Unlike modern exorcism, which is in the sanctuary, filled with magical instruments and candles, and requires nuns to sing hymns in a circle, and priests in full armor to read the Bible, medieval exorcism rituals are simple and effective. Much more. To deal with demon-possessed people, there is no need to go to church, fields, farmhouses and stables are inquisitions, no whips, irons, sticks and stones, which are very convenient. After beating the demon, use the stake, The gallows, soaking the pig cage, quickly destroying the devil, quickly ending the suffering of the possessed - sending them directly to God" "However, modern times are very different from the Middle Ages, St. Killing conservation animals and going to jail?" Father Marcus said with a wry smile, "Hundreds of years ago, with the rise of the European Enlightenment, the Holy See declined, and the church was reduced to the point where it is illegal to kill anyone." "Devil possession has been classified as a A type of mental illness, completely taken over by modern hospitals, exorcism even if it is illegal to practice medicine at first they don't allow you to beat the devil because it's personal injury and then they don't allow you to bind the devil because it's illegal to restrict personal freedom and then they don't You are allowed to read the bible because you have to respect the religious beliefs of the person you are being slapped with In the past, the orthodox priests were trained to be male and female. They started practicing various techniques of torture and murder from a young age, and when they grew up, they were sent to the mountains - like St. Francis - from hand-to-hand combat with bears. Since the beginning of the year, it has not been ten or eight years without a scar. Now the church pays attention to quick money, training exorcists, a project that is not proportional to the input and output of time and money. Priests boast a lot, and it is only natural that their combat power is low." "Modern Christianity has lost its fighting side, and the teachings propagated by the church are like chicken soup for the soul, which is useless to enhance the priest's combat effectiveness, and it is useless for ordinary people to prevent the upper body of demons," Father Marcus concluded, "Let everyone be blessed"
Devil Pazuzu: I'm here to crack down on fakes
The demon Pazuzu was introduced on the demon social network Dickbook as an ancient Mesopotamian demon god, one of the 72 pillars of hell, the incarnation of storms and droughts, aged 5000 years, and witnessed the rise and fall of 100 dynasties... ..(Abbreviated below) After killing Father Thomas to exorcise the demon, Pazuzu still possessed the girl. Every day he was busy receiving reporters and quarreling with netizens. After the reporter's pleading, the demon finally squeezed out a little time for an interview:
"That's right! I just want to fight the falsehood of the cross religion, not only the falsehood of the cross religion, but also the falsehood of other so-called spiritual leaders." "What God will bless those who have faith, a country without faith will not last long , Bah, there are so many planets in the universe, God is too lazy to care about you" "What more good deeds are there to be rewarded, and it is nonsense to give up happiness in this life in exchange for happiness after death" "I haven't been to heaven, but Lucifer said Heaven is very boring, and the ground is full of old maids yawning. If you want to live a happy life, I recommend that Satan is easier. If you want to get bliss after death, I recommend going to hell. I know a lot of mortals. Cheng, now in heaven and earth to travel around the cosmos, I am very happy." "I have lived as an elder for more than 5,000 years, and I have never seen such a bad thing in the religious world--worse than our demons--so A lot of little devils have lost their jobs and lost their jobs. Now, those Christian priests and priests, who read the Bible stories and call themselves 'tutors' -- or the illustrated version -- come out to make money, and there are also self-proclaimed saints, prophets, messiahs, and stinky people. Shameless! Back then, when Jesus was such a naughty monk, he only dared to call himself a little lamb, okay?"
"This demon now welcomes all the crucifix sects, as well as other religious leaders who are messed up, the masters come to challenge, one-on-one is okay, group P welcomes, accompany to the end, who can keep me three feet away from this girl's body, I Immediately jump to the Cygnus X-1 black hole and commit suicide!"
As of the publication of this report, there have been challenges from exorcists such as Indian Pachi shaman, Japanese Koyasan Shingon sect onmyoji, Haitian voodoo high priest and other exorcists. We will wait and see how this melee will end.
The demon of anti-counterfeiting has also been cracked down in the devil's world: Pazuzu is suspected of age fraud
After sacrificing a colleague as a human animal, the reporter finally summoned the current King of Hell. The process was too bloody to be repeated here. Unexpectedly, the demon of the King of Hell who responded to the summons revealed an amazing inside story: This Pazuzu is not Pippa Zuzu
"This Pazuzu is 5,000 years old. He was born in the 19th century. You can count how old he is. He became a devil because he sold his soul to the devil. The reason? It seems to cure impotence." "That's the name of the devil. A few, some young demons always love to give themselves a bit of prestige in order to get hot spots----you mortal girls named Mary, are they all virgins?" "It's nothing to provoke the church, it's just a little boy who doesn't do his job properly. Demon, we, the great demons of the Demon King, Demon General, and General Demon, are usually busy building hell and are about to ascend to heaven to see God. There are so many people going to hell every day, and the eighteenth floor is not enough."
After speaking, the demons of the king of hell disappeared in a burst of red mist.
Extended reading: Demons who dare to provoke the church dare not provoke them: A group of people who burn their lives to exorcise are shocked! His soul is being competed by heaven and hell, and he has all five poisons . Drinking the devil and running away in shame Are you still using the cross and holy water to exorcise the demon ? You're out! Buy a chainsaw! Free shipping nationwide "It's harder than exorcism to exorcise the angel" Texas priest and vampire team up to fight the angel, both are exhausted
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