Jing Xiaotian's Adventure Diary of Skull Island - The king called me to patrol the mountain (with easter eggs)

Ashleigh 2022-03-23 09:01:24

Hello everyone, I'm Jing Xiaotian. Today I'm not the protagonist, I'm just a supporting role, so you can watch it without affecting the quality of the film.
Although my lines are not more than 10 sentences, I still want to record this Skull Island expedition. As for some plots, I did not participate in it but I know the plot. Please don't ask why, please call me Lei Feng.

Here's the thing. One day, an old professor's application to go to Skull Island was finally approved. He also called up an army and a group of scientists. Among them, I was one of the scientists, and I felt great.
In our team, there is a handsome pilot from the British Royal Air Force, named Hidden, who is handsome and handsome. He is our guide and has rich experience in wild survival in the jungle. In addition, there is a female photographer who is closely followed by Hitherto. If there is no female photographer, the heroine should be me. pity.

After the mobilization meeting, we packed up and set off. This Skull Island is shrouded in thunderstorms all year round, so it is difficult for satellites to detect it. Our transport ship was near Skull Island and couldn't get any closer because of the thunderstorm cloud. All we had to do was load up the ammunition and equipment and take military helicopters and transport planes to break through the thunderstorm clouds and enter Skull Island.

Fortunately, there were no surprises, we entered the mysterious Skull Island smoothly, and the scenery was amazing. I really want to take a selfie, but now I am in the era of 1972, and there is no mobile phone, which is a pity.
Scientists then started throwing so-called seismic bombs into the jungle to blow up the jungle so we could measure the geological formation of the island.

There's no killing without explosions, and that's true. I don't know if it doesn't explode, but when it explodes, we attract a giant gorilla! It looks like a vajra, but you know, this vajra is not that vajra! This King Kong is much bigger than the famous American Hollywood movie "King Kong". By the way, I don't know his gender. Although King Kong has no clothes, he can't see his little brother. It's strange. But it looks like a boy.

At this point everyone was terrified, we had never seen a star that big and our helicopter looked like a Lego in front of him. So the commander ordered to fire on King Kong, but you know, it was of no use at all. Our helicopters were torn apart by King Kong's hands one by one. torn, torn apart. Not one left.

Fortunately, our main cast and crew had a short-lived halo of immortality, so even if the helicopter was torn to shreds by King Kong, we would be fine. It's just that we got separated. The army commander and the professor were on the same team, and I was on the team with Higgerson and the female photographer who stole my heroine. Another trickster Charlie made himself into a team alone.
Using the leftover walkie-talkies, we agreed on a location to gather. The walkie-talkie just made an appointment and the walkie-talkie died.

Let's start with the commander's team. They walked through a jungle full of bamboo, but there was a giant spider above it. So scared! Instantly killed a soldier. The commander said angrily that they kept shooting at the spiders, and they were able to kill the spiders, which was quite impressive.

Let's talk about Charlie, who was left behind. He finally found a lake to clean his wounds. Who knew it was King Kong's swimming pool. King Kong happened to come to this lake to take a drink and take a bath. Suddenly, a giant octopus appeared. So King Kong and the octopus fought, and finally King Kong tore the octopus's hands, not only took a bath but also ate octopus sashimi, while Charlie watched a King Kong vs. octopus for free. Wonderful.

But Charlie was able to hide on the first day of the first day but not the fifteenth day, and was soon eaten by a beast called a skeleton reptile. It seems that the undead halo of the dragon set can only escape two or three calamities, so scared. Hope my immortality aura lasts a little longer, after all I'm on a team with Higgins.
Yes, let's talk about me and the handsome Higgins team, let's be more peaceful, we saw a giant yak, its back is like a moving hill. We saw none of these shots were fired just taking pictures. At this time, I wanted to take a selfie with my mobile phone, but I still remembered that it was 1972, so it was not easy to wear it, so I could only watch the female photographer take her Leica and shoot there.

Not long after we walked, we broke into a savage tribe, wow, there are still humans here, and I was overjoyed. What is even more surprising is that there is still an American in it, of course it is an American, is it still Wu Yanzu? The American turned out to be an air force in World War II. During a battle, he and the Japanese plane both crashed on this Skull Island. When they saw the magic of this island, they found that killing each other was meaningless. "The world is so Big, I want to go and see." So the American soldier and the Japanese soldier put down their kitchen knives and became inseparable good friends. However, the Japanese soldiers died before, leaving only the American soldiers and this group of savages.

So the American soldiers took us with us into the savage tribe, which built high walls to keep out the giant beasts of the island.
In order to give us a better understanding of this Skull Island, the American soldiers took us to visit the Tribal History Museum - the place where they made pilgrimages and sacrifices, which is full of portraits of King Kong, and it seems that their personal cult of King Kong has reached its peak. It turns out that King Kong is the king of this Skull Island, and he protects the balance of species on this island from the outside world. And the bomb we threw before destroyed the ecological environment, so King Kong Sen was very angry. Beat us all over for contact lenses.

but! Yes! Before our visit, King Kong was mainly fighting against a beast called a skeleton reptile. They came out of the hole, killed innocent people indiscriminately, and destroyed the ecological balance. King Kong originally had parents, but they were killed by skeleton reptiles. Speaking of which, this Skull Island is actually a gateway to the world of ancient unknown creatures. The bomb we threw before, blasted out a few holes, and released some skeleton reptiles. King Kong has to wipe our ass and kill these skeleton reptiles, blame me. huh? !
Fortunately, these skeleton reptiles can be dealt with by the rudimentary King Kong, but if they are only large, even King Kong is difficult to deal with.

After visiting the Tribal Museum, we had to build a small boat to go north, because in 3 days we would meet with the main boat there, escape this Skull Island and return to civilization.
Oh, by the way, in these plots, I have several lines, everyone should pay attention to it when they arrive, otherwise my role will be lost as soon as you get distracted.
Well, let’s get down to business, our ship is finally built, and when we rush to the north assembly point, we smoothly meet the commander and the others. Originally, we could go directly to the meeting point in the north to board the boat and leave this ghost place forever. But the commander didn't say anything about getting back Charlie who was left behind, but Charlie's already shit! I would love to tell him, but no spoilers!

Alas, so we can only accompany this commander to the west to find Charlie who is running around. On the way there, I passed by King Kong's parents' cemetery. So unlucky! That's nothing, and bumped into a skeleton crawler. We can only hide. At this time, the skeleton reptile spit out a skull, and this skull was derived from the necklace card, which is Charlie's running dragon.

It's a blessing or a curse, it's a disaster that can't be avoided, the skeleton crawler still found us, and we can only go shopping with them. Fortunately, I don't have shit. After all, I followed Hithern and the female photographer. They are the hero and heroine. After a big battle, the professor and a few troopers died.

At this time, our team began to have internal conflicts, and we didn't want to continue to go west to find Charlie. Besides, everyone knew that Charlie had shit. But Commander insists on going west, admit it Commander, you are just greedy for vanity, addicted to fighting, enjoying that commander's feeling, regardless of the life and death of your subordinate soldiers.
So, my team and I returned to the normal escape route. The commander went west. The commander quickly found Charlie's crash site and replenished the ammunition. The commander wanted to kill King Kong to vent his hatred.
And when Dou Sen and the female photographer were halfway through, the Bodhisattva's heart was overflowing and he wanted to go back to save King Kong. So Hidden, the female photographer and the American veteran went back to save King Kong. And I went directly to the boat to wait for them, I was so afraid, if I lost the immortality aura of the protagonist of Higgins, would I shit.

Speaking of the plot, the commander and the others set a trap, poured gasoline into the lake, led King Kong into the lake, and then wanted to burn and fry the monkeys once. Soon, his plan succeeded, and King Kong was nearly burned in the gasoline-filled lake. In the end, King Kong suffered severe burns and fainted. The commander is about to blow up Kong with a bomb. At this time, they came to rescue him. Just when they were deadlocked. Everyone guessed the beginning but not the ending. It was a giant skeleton crawler who came to spoil the show. This shit stirrer awakened King Kong's potential.
So the skeleton crawler and King Kong staged a battle of history. While fighting, King Kong stomped the Commander with his toes.

The skeleton reptile is worthy of being huge, and with the severe burns of King Kong, it is a bit inferior to the opponent. At this time, my Jing Xiaotian is back! Another scientist and I rushed back in the boat and shot the skeleton crawler. Distract the skeleton crawler so that Kong can regain some energy.
After the ultimate battle, skeleton reptile, pawn! King Kong Xiansen wins.

Okay, the diary is done. I hope I can still participate in the next episode of King Kong, preferably the heroine!

End credits: Black scientists discovered that there is more than just a giant monster like King Kong in the world! There are so many more, dear! Among them are Raton, King Ghidorah, Godzilla, Mothra and more! It is also paired with Godzilla's terrifying scream!
This explosive Easter egg officially unveils the timeline of Legendary Studios' Monster Universe!
So the next confirmed version will have "King Kong vs Godzilla" in 2020.
It turns out that Pacific Rim also belongs to Legendary Pictures, but because the world view of Pacific Rim is more avant-garde, it is farther from the time line of monsters. So stop here.
But the viewers who watched the Avengers Justice League a lot. Suddenly there is a universe timeline of Monster League. It also adds a little freshness.

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Kong: Skull Island quotes

  • Hank Marlow: Hey, what happened with the war? Did we win?

    James Conrad: Which one?

    Hank Marlow: Uh-huh. That makes sense.

  • [after credits]

    James Conrad: You just gonna sit there? In the dark? You're enjoying this, right? Is this fun for you? I promise I won't tell the Russians.

    Mason Weaver: I promise *I* will tell the Russians.

    James Conrad: She's gonna tell the Russians.

    [throws pencil at the reverse mirror]

    James Conrad: Why are you keeping us here?

    Mason Weaver: I want to go home.

    James Conrad: We get it. There was no island. We were never on an island.

    Houston Brooks: [enters the room] Island? What island?

    James Conrad: Brooks, what the hell is going on?

    Houston Brooks: Welcome to MONARCH. This island is just the beginning.

    San: There's more out there.

    James Conrad: What do you mean more?

    Houston Brooks: This world never belonged to us. It belonged to them. The question is, how long before they take it back. Kong is not the only king.

    [Godzilla roars]