The cheap bear fights again in the summer

Garrick 2022-03-20 09:01:31

"Bad Bear" is the title given to this film by Hong Kong. It can be seen from this that this little bear who looks cute, naive, and so cute can't wait to go up and grab it twice, how many dirty things have he done in the middle of the movie.
"Teddy Bear" is the image of the classic children's plush toy. I don't know how many children had to hold this cute little bear in their childhood to fall asleep. The male protagonist of this film is one of them. In the previous work a few years ago, John was bullied by his friends since he was a child. He had no friends at all. He could only be with his toy teddy bear every day. Under constant prayers, this little bear actually lived like this. Come here, and grow with it all the way. Turning around, what appears in the picture is already what happened after the two grew up, and what follows is endless subversion, refreshing the bottom line, and shattering integrity.
This dark horse at the box office of the year, under the hunger and thirst of countless people for all kinds of bad tastes, deservedly ushered in a sequel. The reason why it took a few years is probably because the male protagonist Mark Wahlberg recently Is too busy and "Transformers" is busy with Optimus Prime against Decepticons to save the world, and with Dwayne Johnson, Denzel • Washington to play all kinds of strength and muscle show. I also want to be a producer myself, hey....... Just one word of busyness. So this little bear never grows up, always has a cute shape, but runs the train with his mouth full of mouths, and is specially responsible for creating huge contrast and subversion. The bear came out again in the summer of 2015, and plunged into this sequel meeting. , an unprecedentedly crowded summer stall.
At the beginning of the story, little Teddy got married, a beautiful girl with a hot body and this cute bear formed a family, a happy and grand wedding, a bunch of friends' blessings, and then a sweet married life, oh ...... It should be said that the sweet life in the imagination, a year has passed in the blink of an eye, the backbone of the husband and wife's life, the majestic reality, the two newcomers soon fell into crisis, needless to say the fierce quarrel, in order to save the marriage, Teddy thought The plan of "creating people" came out, so the bad friend John appeared at the right time, and it was another unreliable toss. Because the two actors' various swear words were too dense, which led to the harmonious harmony in the film. The special prompts continued one after another. In addition to breaking the morals again in words, various vulgar body languages ​​of Teddy and John emerged one after another. The film's director and Teddy's voice - Seth MacFarlane is absolutely sure to completely subvert the image of this cute little bear over the years.
It was originally to save his marriage. Who knew that the child was not brought out, but he tossed himself into property. A debate and lawsuit about whether Teddy was a person or property, and what kind of power he had, started. The heroine of the film also appeared, and it was another shocking situation. Amanda Seyfried, who has always been a freshman in literature and art, turned out to be dirty this time. And also... After the audiences got used to their slumps, Liam Neeson, Morgan Freeman, Patrick Stewart and several uncles made cameo appearances. A bunch of movies such as Grayscale, The Lord of the Rings, Transformers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, etc. have become accustomed to it.
In short, after a serious legal drama, after impassioned speeches, it seems that for a little teddy bear, the whole movement will catch up with Lincoln tossing the 13th Amendment to the Constitution. In the end, Teddy and his Friend John became the ultimate winner again, and the story ushered in a happy ending. I don't know if the next episode is going to start spoofing John and his new girlfriend again.

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Ted 2 quotes

  • [Unrated version only]

    Ted: Attention, everyone. May I have your attention, please? Johnny and I have prepared something very special for you here. Let's have it, fellas.

    Ted: When you hear the sound of thunder don't you get too scared.

    John: Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words.

    Ted: Oh, fuck you, thunder! You can suck my dick!

    John: Oh, fuck you, thunder! You can suck my dick!

    Ted: You can't get me, thunder 'cause you're just God's farts. Yeah!

    John: You can't get me, thunder 'cause you're just God's farts. Yeah!

  • Frank: [Unrated version only] You had sexual intercourse on a pile of raw hamburger meat that we're supposed to sell to the public for their Fourth of July barbecues.

    Ted: I fucked her with a pack of Freedent. Then I put it back on the shelf and a senior citizen bought it.

    Frank: That took guts. We need guts. I'm naming the store after you.

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